Dirk edition
/nba/ general
Dirk is literally a Top 10 NBA player of ALL TIME
I WANT DIRK INSIDE OF ME
>it's a Tiki ban evades episode
MODS
ehhh. I'd say no. He is prolly top 20 tho. Texan reporting in btw
dirk does not play D. like. at fucking all. That alone puts many ahead of him. Imo of course familia
dirk is top 8 if not top 5
Is Tiki Zangief? Or are they both just similar shit posters
He got some D later on in his career. Even saw him grab a few rebounds.
There was nothing like watching him go toe to toe with Duncan
No, or at least not originally. Tiki and Zangief are both Cowboys trips from back in the day. This is where they get their delusions of grandeur from, years and years of being passengers on Mr. Jones' Wild Ride.
A much more likable player than Lebron.
I still remember when Dallas wiped the smirks off Wade and Lebron's cocksucking mouths after they mocked him being ill.
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Dirk
>top 20 player all time at best
>top 5 based character easily
ah my niggas, went to gym, now home eating pizza, reading FA rumours and shitposting
Life is good.
What are you up to /nba/?
So who'd the Lakers pick up?
Do they have LeBron and Durant yet?
i'm sure you've heard about Mozgov by now senpai
anyway, all rumours/signings below
rotoworld.com
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Better career than Kobe
There, I said it
is this not common knowledge already?
Not quite. He's a tier below LeBron, Hakeem, Magic etc but he's right at the top of that tier.
LGTSS
>lelkers
5 > 1
Reminder Dirk was a shit defensive player throughout 80% of his NBA career. You can't be considered a GOAT material without being really good on both ends of the floor.
Le ebin HIV man was shot at D, desu
What the fuck is the guy on the left's name?
Late 80's/early 90's Lakers. Seen him on a bunch of NBA open court clips but can never find his damn name.
Guy looks old as shit and it cracks me up.
That Sonic jersey is the GOAT. I had Kemp's but can't find it anymore :(
We signed DeRozan. I don't know how to feel about that.
That's a myth.
>Mozgod getting paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiidddddd
I'll admit, I was wrong. But when I was talking about max guys, I wasn't really thinking about third string centres. Although I suppose he is the 2nd best player on the Lakers now, even with his injury.
Great thread
Because he's the hero the NBA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dirk Knight.
Why doesn't anyone wants to go to the mavericks anymore? Too southern? They hate the Cowboys that much?
Michael Jordan made a grand total of $93.7 million in his NBA career.
Because its party scene is shit and thats all young athletic people want to do. That's also why the Jazz can only ever get white guys.
The Magic just introduced Serge Ibaka.. boy does he look happy to be there!!
Because Dallas is a meme city and the entire population bandwagons the most popular team.
>Dirk is literally a Top 10 NBA player of ALL TIME
Why are the Lakers giving Mosgov over 60 million for 4 years but only giving Jordan Clarkson 50 million for 4 years???
his face reads
>"please don't shoot me"
>"please don't shoot me"
>"please don't shoot me"
Jesus christ JR is going to get near 20M a year isn't he?
> Delly and JR will both leave
The state of the contracts this FA is ridiculous. Sort it out /nba/.
Because they have one of the absolute worst front offices int he league
so is this shit serious the heat gave whiteside the max and a four year deal?
Looks Like Derek Harper - but he played for the Lakers in 1999
Jeremy Lin 3/36 with the Brooklyn Nets
i guess so
>Hassan Whiteside Agrees To Four-Year, $98M
BASED DIRK
I love that Ish Smith is a Piston. I was a big fan of his watching the 76ers and Pelicans last year. He will be a solid guy off the bench that distribute the ball, drive inside, and hopefully his shooting percentage is better.
Will the mavs try to overpay Dwight and DWill now?
He's coming home
No, he'll resign with Cleveland for another championship run. They can't afford $20 mil. My guess is another short term deal and then either more money next year or he'll bolt. He already said he loves playing in Cleveland, loves the team, and he wants to win another championship so Cleveland is his best option at the moment. Gilbert and Griffin will probably match just about any JR deal.
Sure, he could leave, but I doubt it.
Delly on the other hand will probably bolt when offered big money and that's okay. He deserves it. I won't hate him. Unless he goes to the Warriors.
Poor guy
What did he mean by this?
>@ScottAgness
>Sources indicate the Indiana Pacers are close to reaching an agreement with shooting guard Eric Gordon on contract worth $52 million over 4 years
Clarkson can't even make 60 mil because he's a second rounder
>Mavericks sure they're getting Whiteside
>he goes back to Miami
kek Dallas is eternally cucked by centers in free agency
who is getting cucked the hardest this offseason? Lakers or Mavs?
I'm legit surprised the Nets are only paying Lin $36m. Nice pickup for them
Could the FA have gone any better for Dwight Howard so far?
Both Drummond and Whiteside resigned while Mozgov scrub ass got a ridiculous contract.
Bless him, that man is going to eat good off that max.
>WE'RE GETTING DURANT
>WE'RE GETTING DEROZEN
>WE'RE GETTING BATUM
>WE'RE GETTIN WHITESIDE
>fast forward
>Mozgov
JUST
got btfo by a chink
Mavs. The Mozgov deal really isn't bad, Mavs are a complete dumpster fire right now.
Cleveland is already over the cap and the owner has no reason to pay luxury again. A bunch of key guys are going to end up leaving.
JR is vulnerable as fuck right now and with the money being thrown around I'm expecting him to leave because the Cavs can't resign without getting rid of guys like Frye, Shump, and Love.
he needs it to pay all that child support. when you've got 8 illegitimate children...
>one ring
>one mvp
Lel is this d league general?
youtube.com
Apologize
He just got the news he's going to be the starting PG for the Mavericks
and the MVP was in the year of the biggest choke in playoffs history (first time a 1 seed ever lost to an 8 seed in the modern playoff format)
He was going to get a max contract no matter what. Some team was bound to give one to him when their first option fell through and they entered panic mode.
I'm betting on the Mavs at this point.
Except Lebron can leave if Gilbert doesn't buck up
This ain't no game nigga the cavs didn't need moz and will use that money for a wing player
no its got to be the lakers because they are not even getting the meetings with the top FA.
Holy shit, kek, I just realised the Nets actually have put together the Brook-Lin combo
Haha >losing to the 8th seed
LGTSS
>The owner has no reason to pay luxurey again
Yeah he does, LeBron James being here and competing for a championship is more profitable while paying luxery than losing that and not paying luxery.
Besides, JR is more valuable than Shumpert. I fully expect the cavs to resign him.
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You now remember the best team in regular season history lost while up 3-1
mavs have $$$ to offer
1. So does literally everyone in the League.
2. So do the Rockets with Howard gone.
Conley
Harden
Bazemore
Motiejunas
Horford
You're an idiot.
LeBron isn't going to extort the owner into paying money out of his own pocket. If he wants it that bad LeBron will pay for it himself, and that's illegal either way.
This
Plus Lebron is the last to sign and that's not by accident
He runs the roost to be honest
>tfw being a knicks fan
Aww looks like we have a >ABM in our midst from 2012
You're a fucking half wit if you don't think Lebron isn't going to be the last to sign his contract.
are you kidding your free agency has been fun
>tfw mavs fan
we might lose dirk
Who is ranked higher all time, Dirk, Wade, or West?
Could be a bawwwwston fan
Last thread they were making great selling points
>you can compete for a top 3 east spot
>lebron might get hurt
>you never know!
These were the reasons given as to why someone should sign
Idiot
Even bigger idiot
>all that for Bazemore
Seems desperate
Wade IMO
Probably the 3rd best two guard of all
Time at his prime, granted it was short
Same delusional fag
Nah, the Rockets have this down to an art, they like to roll out the red carpet and impress people. 2 hours in the off-season for a player you want is nothing.
Do you have a moment to talk about the NBA's lord and saviour?
Phil is comprising the first ever all injury squad
Adrian Wojnarowski @WojVerticalNBA 2m2 minutes ago
Bradley Beal has agreed to a five-year, $128M-plus max contract to stay with the Wizards, agent Mark Bartelstein tells @TheVertical.
They have their picks tho. If everyone gets injured and they win 20 games then they still win
1. West
2. Dirk
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3. Wade
A lot of money for poor's man Klay Thompson
The only way the Mavs lose Dirk is if Cuban plays the necessary bad guy role and traded Dirk. Dirk is far too loyal and happy to leave Dallas just to go assist some team in winning a title.
3 rings bitch
They'll make it to the first round of the playoffs and all spontaneously combust at the same time and get swept only to end up with a shit pick
Wades 2006 performance trumps dirks 2012 one
Wade has more championships and was a More dominant player in his prime
Dirks mvp year he lost to the fucking 8th seed
Mehh Bulls uppermanagment held a press conference 2 days ago essentially saying next year is a lost season. I wouldn't be surprised if Butler chimps out and starts demanding trades and shit