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>not Teams destroy their future by overpaying for players in free agent frenzy edition
Where does he end up?
guys i just got home from work
were there any good trades or memes today?
Avs are going to do something stupid with Duchene and/or Landeskog
nice
11 hours my Canadian friend. The trades and memes will be too much to handle.
>Ottawa snes
>an internal cap team in CANADA
reminder that Galchenyuk is ELITE
I miss FA starting at midnight.
Who's more important to >your team, lads? Finns or Swedes?
If the wild sign fucking Okposo I might kill myself.
interesting, thank you
>mfw tomorrow is canada day and i'm going to get paid to eat BBQ and watch hockey trades
swiss
Finns
>mfw it's been Canada day here for 13 hours and I've been drinking like mad but have to go teach kids English in a few hours
OH WELL.
really hope lucic gets signed longed term
I forgot my face.
WHY THE HAWKS RESIGN ROZSIVAL?!
WHY?!
FUCK THIS EARTH!
where at? heading to grandville tomorrow, where do i get free shit?
Post >your teams projections after Free Agency
Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Pouliot - RNH - Eberle
Maroon - Draisaitl - Yakupov
Hendricks - Letestu - Kassian
Sekera - Larsson
Klefbom - Fayne
Davidson - Gryba
Talbot
Johnson
finns
i hear you bro
if anyone tries to give you shit tell them they're oppressing your cultural heritage
uh well i'm in kamloops so i'm going to go to the one location in the city that stuff is going to happen in
>ruins
They won't, I've got 2.5 hours of sitting in the office "lesson planning" to sober up first.
also
>Rickard's Red
My man.
damn, you comfy af
i'd be lucky to get free cake #smdh
good stuff but honestly i'm more of a sleeman's cream ale guy
don't you guys get free fireworks?
You guys looks so much worse without Hall, McDavid will break his back carrying you guys
Granlund - Koivu - Coyle
Parise - Staal - Pominville
Niederreiter - Haula - Zucker
I'm - not - sure
Suter - Spurgeon
Scandella - Prosser
Brodin - Dumba
Happy Canada Day buds
finns now, swedes future
>pulju vs klefbom and not-taylor hall man
Give me the story on Lehkonen. He looks like he's been a good, though not outstanding, player on a top team in a league slightly better than the AHL. His stats have improved nicely over time, but he is also undersized. What's the deal?
Ovechkin - Backstrom - Oshie
Johannson - Kuznetsov - Williams
Wilson - Eller - Burakovsky
Winnick - Beagle - Richards
Carlson - Alzner
Orpik - Niskanen
Orlov - Schmidt
Holtby
Grubauer
same as last year p. much
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going to do the same thing i did for the draft: tell people i'm 'busy', get a fifth and a pizza, and let the memes wash over me.
What
Kempe - Kopitar - Gaborik
Pearson - Carter - Toffoli
Mersch - Dowd - Anfreoff or Martin maybe
Lewis - Shore - Brown
Doughty - Trouba hopefully
Muzzin - Martinez
Gravel - Forbort/McNabb
Quick
Budaj
JUST
yeah, but that's late at night at the harbour
i'd rather get free food
(we're getting festival of lights in a month or so anyways)
you're early
Time zones, user.
habs fans still on suicide watch
I don't want Staal but I can see us getting him for 2 years.
Not sure why we would break up Nino Haula Pommer line.. they were our best line at the end of last year.
This is what I see us trying if we get Staal
Granny - Koivu - Coyle/Zucker
Parise - Staal - Coyle/Zucker
Nino - Haula - Pommer
Dalpe? - Graovac - Shroeder/Fontaine
We just signed Dalpe to a new deal so I figure we try to use him.
Marchand - Bergeron - Cehlarik/Donato
Pastrnak - Krejci - Okposo
Vatrano - Spooner - Griffith
Blidh - Acciari - Kelly/Hayes
Chara - Trouba
Krug - Miller
Miller - Russel
Rask
Subban
This is what I think will happen out of camp. I think Vesey will sign with Buffalo so Donny will jump on Okposo for scoring from the wing. I think Cehlarik and Donato are sleepers and both produce more on the right side.
My verdict: JUST
Additionally, I think McQuiad will be traded for non-roster futures. They won't pay him and Miller to do the same job.
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /hoc/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>A FUCKING LEAF
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Hall could carry a line on his own and I'll miss that but at the same time having a balanced 2nd and 3rd line could replace the offense >we JUST lost in moving Hall.
Also Lucic v.s Nurse if anyone hasn't seen this one: youtu.be
stupid niggers
How do you feel about trading another offensemen for a defensemen this offseason?
Sounds good to me tb.h
the avalanche are gonna trade duchene and barrie right?
Oilers.
>tfw still thought it was Tuesday
>tfw literally just realized that it's already July
Just.
finns
Depends on who's coming back
>On the block:
Jordan Eberle
Nail Yakupov
Benoit Pouliot
>Would rather not:
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Patrick Maroon
Untouchable:
Connor McDavid
Leon Draisaitl
Which Canadian meme team will finish highest next season? Will any of them make the playoffs?
Habs take 1st wildcard. Jets take 2nd wildcard. Canucks and Laffs go 28 and 29. Everyone else in between.
Cap t
Here's a look at how the conferences will shake out
>Atlantic
bolts
panthers
wongs
sens (wc)
bruins
sabres
>laffs
hasb
>Metro
pongs
caps
>rags
little debbies (wc)
flyers
canes
isles
columbus
>Central
stars
preds
blackhawks
mild (wc)
blues
jest
avs
>Pacific
kongs
flimflams
ducks
oilers (wc)
shorks
coyotes
cantpucks
sixes confirmed. witnessed and capd
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holy shit
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oilers win the president's trophy
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Ladd-Tavares-Bailey
Nelson-Staal-Strome
Lee-Cizikas-Clutterbuck
Prince-Quine-Kulemin
Grabovski(>implying he ever plays again, he might play with Tavares and Prince would be moved out of the line-up)
Leddy-Boychuk
de Haan-Hamonic
Hickey-Pulock
Mayfield
Greiss
Halak
Berube
RNH has been shopped a ton apparently based on all the shit I've read for the past 5 months.
Do you think it's worth keeping him even if you can get a decent defender for him?
no
isn't canuck a swear word to call a canadian? why would they name a team that?
no?
Fucking KILL yourself. What a shit get you maple syrup milking CUNT. Absolutely FURIOUS right now. Embarrassing as fuck.
>laffs go 28
FUCK YES PLEASE WE TOP 3 PICK AGAIN
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Did >we improve this off season
where is binland?
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Why is /hoc/ so good at gets phams?
how come your flags all f*cked up england
>finally about to granted sweet sweet release from melnyk
>thank you cancer-chan
>melnyk buys his way to a new liver
I want to kill the guy who gave him a liver
highest concentration of low functioning autistics
>if anyone tries to give you shit tell them they're oppressing your cultural heritage
>implying japan cares
a bunch of rich boy NEETS who can wait for gets all day
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Nah m8, you'll be edged out of top 3 by vegas
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That meme comic has never accurately represented /hoc/ because it has never contained /hoc/ memes such as pigs, dogs, or jons.
That's because it was before pigs and jons
it's the same as calling an american sports team the yankees, which you did
Hopefully in the NHL there were no fights.
It was before jon, but not before bean man, or dog. And pigs were being posted before it was made. They took off immediately after the hawks won. Check the dates.
>free agency tomorrow
>don't even care what my team does because its probably nothing significant
>just want to see teams shoot their foot with terrible contracts
anyone else?
no
Even though I'm very worried about what Holland will do, I also look forward to hearing about bad deals any other GM makes.
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REAL NIGGA HOCKEY
oh ok. i thought canuck was a cuss word
why cant kippers be my gf
bc its a man, baby
god the mics these commenters have are so fucking bad
i can't do it senpai
that's even better, actually