/hoc/ - top banter edition

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>not Teams destroy their future by overpaying for players in free agent frenzy edition

Where does he end up?

guys i just got home from work

were there any good trades or memes today?

Avs are going to do something stupid with Duchene and/or Landeskog

nice

11 hours my Canadian friend. The trades and memes will be too much to handle.

>Ottawa snes
>an internal cap team in CANADA

reminder that Galchenyuk is ELITE

I miss FA starting at midnight.

Who's more important to >your team, lads? Finns or Swedes?

If the wild sign fucking Okposo I might kill myself.

interesting, thank you

>mfw tomorrow is canada day and i'm going to get paid to eat BBQ and watch hockey trades

swiss

Finns

>mfw it's been Canada day here for 13 hours and I've been drinking like mad but have to go teach kids English in a few hours

OH WELL.

really hope lucic gets signed longed term

I forgot my face.

WHY THE HAWKS RESIGN ROZSIVAL?!

WHY?!

FUCK THIS EARTH!

where at? heading to grandville tomorrow, where do i get free shit?

Post >your teams projections after Free Agency

Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Pouliot - RNH - Eberle
Maroon - Draisaitl - Yakupov
Hendricks - Letestu - Kassian

Sekera - Larsson
Klefbom - Fayne
Davidson - Gryba

Talbot
Johnson

finns

i hear you bro

if anyone tries to give you shit tell them they're oppressing your cultural heritage

uh well i'm in kamloops so i'm going to go to the one location in the city that stuff is going to happen in

>ruins

They won't, I've got 2.5 hours of sitting in the office "lesson planning" to sober up first.

also
>Rickard's Red
My man.

damn, you comfy af

i'd be lucky to get free cake #smdh

good stuff but honestly i'm more of a sleeman's cream ale guy

don't you guys get free fireworks?

You guys looks so much worse without Hall, McDavid will break his back carrying you guys

Granlund - Koivu - Coyle
Parise - Staal - Pominville
Niederreiter - Haula - Zucker
I'm - not - sure

Suter - Spurgeon
Scandella - Prosser
Brodin - Dumba

Happy Canada Day buds

finns now, swedes future

>pulju vs klefbom and not-taylor hall man

Give me the story on Lehkonen. He looks like he's been a good, though not outstanding, player on a top team in a league slightly better than the AHL. His stats have improved nicely over time, but he is also undersized. What's the deal?

Ovechkin - Backstrom - Oshie
Johannson - Kuznetsov - Williams
Wilson - Eller - Burakovsky
Winnick - Beagle - Richards

Carlson - Alzner
Orpik - Niskanen
Orlov - Schmidt

Holtby
Grubauer

same as last year p. much

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going to do the same thing i did for the draft: tell people i'm 'busy', get a fifth and a pizza, and let the memes wash over me.

What

Kempe - Kopitar - Gaborik
Pearson - Carter - Toffoli
Mersch - Dowd - Anfreoff or Martin maybe
Lewis - Shore - Brown

Doughty - Trouba hopefully
Muzzin - Martinez
Gravel - Forbort/McNabb

Quick
Budaj

JUST

yeah, but that's late at night at the harbour

i'd rather get free food

(we're getting festival of lights in a month or so anyways)

you're early

Time zones, user.

habs fans still on suicide watch

I don't want Staal but I can see us getting him for 2 years.

Not sure why we would break up Nino Haula Pommer line.. they were our best line at the end of last year.

This is what I see us trying if we get Staal

Granny - Koivu - Coyle/Zucker
Parise - Staal - Coyle/Zucker
Nino - Haula - Pommer
Dalpe? - Graovac - Shroeder/Fontaine

We just signed Dalpe to a new deal so I figure we try to use him.

Marchand - Bergeron - Cehlarik/Donato

Pastrnak - Krejci - Okposo

Vatrano - Spooner - Griffith

Blidh - Acciari - Kelly/Hayes

Chara - Trouba
Krug - Miller
Miller - Russel

Rask
Subban

This is what I think will happen out of camp. I think Vesey will sign with Buffalo so Donny will jump on Okposo for scoring from the wing. I think Cehlarik and Donato are sleepers and both produce more on the right side.

My verdict: JUST

Additionally, I think McQuiad will be traded for non-roster futures. They won't pay him and Miller to do the same job.

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /hoc/ thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

>A FUCKING LEAF

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Hall could carry a line on his own and I'll miss that but at the same time having a balanced 2nd and 3rd line could replace the offense >we JUST lost in moving Hall.

Also Lucic v.s Nurse if anyone hasn't seen this one: youtu.be/yRHwVitOQdM

stupid niggers

How do you feel about trading another offensemen for a defensemen this offseason?

Sounds good to me tb.h

the avalanche are gonna trade duchene and barrie right?

Oilers.

>tfw still thought it was Tuesday
>tfw literally just realized that it's already July

Just.

finns

Depends on who's coming back

>On the block:
Jordan Eberle
Nail Yakupov
Benoit Pouliot

>Would rather not:
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Patrick Maroon

Untouchable:
Connor McDavid
Leon Draisaitl

Which Canadian meme team will finish highest next season? Will any of them make the playoffs?

Habs take 1st wildcard. Jets take 2nd wildcard. Canucks and Laffs go 28 and 29. Everyone else in between.

Cap t

Here's a look at how the conferences will shake out
>Atlantic
bolts
panthers
wongs
sens (wc)
bruins
sabres
>laffs
hasb
>Metro
pongs
caps
>rags
little debbies (wc)
flyers
canes
isles
columbus
>Central
stars
preds
blackhawks
mild (wc)
blues
jest
avs
>Pacific
kongs
flimflams
ducks
oilers (wc)
shorks
coyotes
cantpucks

sixes confirmed. witnessed and capd

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holy shit

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oilers win the president's trophy

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Ladd-Tavares-Bailey
Nelson-Staal-Strome
Lee-Cizikas-Clutterbuck
Prince-Quine-Kulemin
Grabovski(>implying he ever plays again, he might play with Tavares and Prince would be moved out of the line-up)

Leddy-Boychuk
de Haan-Hamonic
Hickey-Pulock
Mayfield

Greiss
Halak
Berube

RNH has been shopped a ton apparently based on all the shit I've read for the past 5 months.

Do you think it's worth keeping him even if you can get a decent defender for him?

no

isn't canuck a swear word to call a canadian? why would they name a team that?

no?

Fucking KILL yourself. What a shit get you maple syrup milking CUNT. Absolutely FURIOUS right now. Embarrassing as fuck.

>laffs go 28

FUCK YES PLEASE WE TOP 3 PICK AGAIN

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Did >we improve this off season

where is binland?

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Why is /hoc/ so good at gets phams?

how come your flags all f*cked up england

>finally about to granted sweet sweet release from melnyk
>thank you cancer-chan
>melnyk buys his way to a new liver

I want to kill the guy who gave him a liver

highest concentration of low functioning autistics

>if anyone tries to give you shit tell them they're oppressing your cultural heritage
>implying japan cares

a bunch of rich boy NEETS who can wait for gets all day

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Nah m8, you'll be edged out of top 3 by vegas

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That meme comic has never accurately represented /hoc/ because it has never contained /hoc/ memes such as pigs, dogs, or jons.

That's because it was before pigs and jons

it's the same as calling an american sports team the yankees, which you did

Hopefully in the NHL there were no fights.

It was before jon, but not before bean man, or dog. And pigs were being posted before it was made. They took off immediately after the hawks won. Check the dates.

>free agency tomorrow
>don't even care what my team does because its probably nothing significant
>just want to see teams shoot their foot with terrible contracts
anyone else?

no

Even though I'm very worried about what Holland will do, I also look forward to hearing about bad deals any other GM makes.

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oh ok. i thought canuck was a cuss word

why cant kippers be my gf

bc its a man, baby

god the mics these commenters have are so fucking bad

i can't do it senpai

that's even better, actually