Sup Forums, what's the cleanest way to kill myself, without pain or or a mess. I don't want my family to have to clean up after me
Sup Forums, what's the cleanest way to kill myself, without pain or or a mess...
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c'mon cunts
With a mop and some soap.
That sounds painful
helium mask, google it
Drown
Drowning sounds painful
That's a plan, any idea where to get one?
Jump off a cliff .
That would be messy
>Buy a gun and a bundle of helium-inflated balloons.
>Go stand in a lake or a ditch or something.
>Tie balloons onto the gun.
>Shoot yourself.
>Your body is in the water so your family won't have to clean anything up.
>The gun will float away.
You're welcome. OP better deliver.
Drink bleach
Go fall "asleep" in a bathroom tub after you have overdosed on something.
Please don't do it
i'm gonna go with plan
Fuck up faggot
is that a fucking bot? I see the same exact message every fucking week word by word
Uhh... Quints have spoken I guess?
>get a gun
>get a bottle of your favourite beverage
>start walking, preferably towards a forest
>drink while walking
>when you finish your drink, shoot yourself
You'll be deep in the forest, maybe somenone will find your decomposed remains.
Or not.
Anyways, it's my own get out card.
Be from you do that checkout this video
cut off your balls on your parents bed & bleed to death.
Nothing's going to change my opinion. I'm dying in the next few days
Get burnt to a crisp. It'll save on cremation costs.
Fuck the gun, just tie all the ballons to yourself and float up into the sky
why?
do what hitler did because he is our role model
Watch #Proudtobe on Youtube. You'll catch autism in minutes.
You will piss and shit yourself as you go.
So they'll hafta clean up no matter how you go.
But helium mask trick is prolly best.
It up to you op are you sure you want to do this.
Before you go can you do one good deed.
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Od best way to go.
This.
>I'm a faggot that wants attention and won't be able to kill myself because I am a pussy.
just lay on the train tracks it will cut your head off instantly and no pain at all. some stupid CSX guy will have to clean it up too
Satan commands bro.
>Shotgun to chest hurts less than carbon monoxide
>OD on prescription drugs is an 8/100 on agony.
This is bullshit
SATAN SAYS YOU SHALL BECOME SPACE MAN.
Why simply kill yourself when you can go out with a bang?
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DUBS DEMAND IT
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good idea
What the fuck is going on here
get in a little boat and go way the fuck out into the ocean, then tip it. you will drown eventually.
best idea
allahu akbar
I knew I saved this for a reason