Who else thinks Zlatan is gonna flop big time for United?

Who else thinks Zlatan is gonna flop big time for United?

> 34 year old who's past his best
> Barely runs in matches anymore
> Suceeded in slower leagues like Serie A and Ligue Un
> Going to EPL, arguably the fastest league in world

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He will do fine, he's past his prime but EPL CBs and GKs are incredibly bad, he will be Utd best scorer this year but they will flop jard in Champions League

They didn't qualify for the CL

He'll totally flop and probably cause a shit ton of locker room drama too.

>who is Cech and De Gea
>who is Kompany and Smalling

He'll flop worse than when he was at Barca

>ABUs will keep making these threads until the season actually starts

He will cuck them

>implying he flopped at barca

ABU is a mental illness, you're literally asking whether a backup striker is going to flop.

Name 3 better strikers

Shearer did fine as a 35+ year old who never ran. Hell tons of PL players have.

van nistelrooy was arguably the greatest goalscorer in the prem and all he did were tapins

he was on a free anyway

Martial
Rashford
Ronaldo

have your (you) and leave

>Champions League

Man United is in the Europa League this season.

He'd fit perfectly in PL, where every match matters. Remember how MANU couldn't get CL because of goal diference? Well Zlatan will be the player who'll score hat tricks against WBA while he leves big Matches to Martial Mkhitaryan and Big Match Rashford

>benched in favour of Bojan
>sold after a year
it was a flop of the highest order

What's funny is he'll probably do really well. I'd like to see him and Martial up front.

Zlatans play style means he can still perform at 34.

His role is to be the target player, win air duels, score on free kicks, hold onto the ball with his strength and body while his team attack, score on tap ins, set up his teammates with good passes.

The PL is a better league than Ligue 1 and there will be no hattricks against Nancy tier teams. I think he will go from 38 goals to 12-13 perhaps, and 7 assists.

Will still make him Man Utd's top scorer. Last season their top scorer was Martial with 11 goals and 4 assists.

He will destroy this puny meme league

That's because that faggot Pep hated him

Should've gone to Roma for Totti's farewell tour. That's probably why he didn't go though, couldn't stand to be overshadowed by a better player, who's 5 years older no less.

>I think he will go from 38 goals to 12-13 perhaps
12-13 is too low
I'd say more like 18-24

That's because that faggot Messi hated him.

>Totti
>Better than Ibra
Ayy lmaooo
Totti is a sore loser who hasn't won anywhere near as much as Ibra and who enjoys being a big fish in a small pool

>EPL not being a joke anyway

>Ibra
>Better than Totti
Ayyyyy lmao
Ibra is a sore loser who hasn't won anywhere near as much as Totti and who enjoys being a big fish in a small pool

literally who

ibra scored 50 goals last season, you know that, right? thats a career best for him.
he is oddly enough in his prime.
he won't flop.

This is correct
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These shitskins are wrong
This is why i don't take opinions here seriously, bunch of faggots who don't watch the sport and read football gossip instead

In a league as strong as ours.

Can you even name a defender in Ligue 1 who doesn't play at PSG?

And here's another faggot who clearly doesn't watch the sport

Aguero
Suarez
Lewndowski
Pelle
Current Day David VIlla
>Torres
Balotelli
That kid I played against in a sunday kickabout last week

I believe he'll do ok.
Over 15 goals for sure.

lewa
aguero
suarez
benzema

if you want to be liberal with the term striker
ronaldo
mueller

penaldo and ibra are the same type of shitter, right down to their fan base being the same type of faggot

Well PSG is basically the only team in Ligue 1 so I expect him to not perform as well as he did there

PL CBs are usually bad against tricky, speedy forwards, all Zlatan can do now is try to outmuscle defenders and pray they're shit at offside traps.

And honestly there are much shittier teams on the CL than what you see on England.

But 2 of those plays for the same team as Zlatan so that leaves Cech since Kompany will be injured. So 2 games with real defence acording to you?

im hoping for manure to crash and burn

it will kill 3 rabbits with one stone

>manure
>memeurinho
>ibramemevic

underrated post

>Thinks EPL is fast
>Thinks the Zlatan won't be better at a far worse league
>Never talks about it after the 5P 6G 3A start.

>Aguero
Fuck all for his career, 2 league titles and Mickey mouse
>Suarez
Granted, he's better
>Lewandowski
Buyernwinslol, not an accomplishment
>Pelle
Spelled it wrong mate
>Villa
No, but he definitely was
>Torres
Yes, scores occasionally against top teams and he's "goat"

There aren't that many active strikers with the trophy room that Ibra has. And it's not like he has off seasons, he's been good and going for better for over a decade.

i actually really don't know who smalling is-

Fuck you, you Arsenal supporter

>mfw United's two centre mids end up being Rooney and Zlatan

Areselel signing Hiroshima Asano as their new striker.

so funny seeing how desperate ABUs are getting. funny...and a little sad.

>their entire midfield is Memphis as defensive mid, Rooney as attacking mid and Zlatan as defensive mid

Van Gaal isn't here any more chaps

I actual think he will suprise ppl, he will be decent, not Van Persie tier but decent

>Ibra is a sore loser who hasn't won anywhere near as much as Totti

Even if I was on the Totti > Ibra side you're just too retarded to backup.