ITT: We pretend we are on the same plane
ITT: We pretend we are on the same plane
Samuel Morales
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Jose Taylor
Sir, I have to ask you to close your p..
OH MY GOD, these are 6 years old girls sir I'm going to have to call security
Jace Carter
With no survivors
Ryan Collins
*gasp* how disgusting!
Jaxon Turner
5 minutes into our 10 hour flight...Time to put my seat all the way back!
Angel Adams
Fuck everyone who brings their own food
Mason Robinson
h-hey kids, i have free candy
Asher Peterson
fucking tiny plane, my back hurt, I can't stretch my legs, I can't even rest my head on the seat. LET ME OUT! FUCK LET ME OUT!
god it was fucking hell, 12 hours seated for the stupid vacations.
Brayden Cruz
Guys, I just ate beans.... I'm sorry, but I'm farting a lot
Gavin Jackson
ALAHU AKBAR
Liam Williams
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
Ayden Collins
i just diarrhea my pants guys
sorry
Alexander Adams
I have a baby with me!
Jack Turner
Daniel Peterson
BOOM BOOM
Liam Gutierrez
Excuse me can I have the arm rest? No? I guess I'll just awkwardly bunch my shoulders in for the rest of this 6 hour flight then...
Hunter Mitchell
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Eli Garcia
Hey guys why are we in new york city? And why are we so low to the ground? Is that the twin towers?
Isaac Lee
you're a big guy
Gabriel Harris
Who cares, we will fuck him up together
Evan Clark
trips confirm
Jose Green
oh my god will somebody shut this fuckin kid up?!
Adam Robinson
BOOM!
Shot the motherfucker!
Luke Gonzalez
threw it out the emergency exit for you
Luke Russell
With no survivors
Brayden Perez
On it
James Thomas
For you
Henry Hall
>sitting next to a dumb bitch with her ugly ass baby
>shit kid wont stop crying
>mfw trying not to punch the kid
Tyler Wilson
الله أكبر!
اليوم الإخوة !
Jason Rodriguez
Does anyone mind if I pray now?
Josiah Williams
BOOM!
Shot the motherfucker!
Josiah Perry
Hello, I will be your stewardess
Joseph Wood
GUYS!!! OUR PILOT IS A WOMAN!!!! WE ALL ARE GONNA DIE
Robert Murphy
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بسم الله، الرحمن ، الرحيم :
الحمد لله رب العالمين
و الرحمن ، و الرحيم .
مالك يوم الدين.
كنت تفعل وحدك نعبد و أنت وحدك ننتقل إلى المساعدة
اهدنا الصراط المستقيم؛
طريق على اولائك الذين لقد أنعم نعمتك ، وليس ( الطريق) من أولئك الذين قد كسبت غضبك ، ولا من أولئك الذين ذهبوا في ضلال.
[استمع إلى سورة الفاتحة . ]
Julian Myers
That is extremely sexist! Well goddamn. I haven't been this triggered in a long time.
Austin Harris
I see no femenin penis, gtfo
Alexander Hughes
Uh miss excuse me, there seems to be a problem here.
William Phillips
Muslims are bad
Brody Gutierrez
This was part of my plan.
Wyatt Johnson
"WHEN IS THE LAST TIME ANY OF YOU CUNTS HAD A SHOWER? "
Joshua Rogers
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Luke Nguyen
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Justin Myers
Excuse me stewardess could I have some moar of deez nuts?
Dominic Young
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
Jacob Carter
>unleashes silent fart
>smells like a fat NFL fan consumed nothing but cabbage, beer and red meat, had diarrhea, then died
>quietly laughs
Jose Morales
i can move to emergency exit row seats mister.
>kek ive red this on reddit its finna be lit kekek
Daniel Hughes
Mo'nin niggas,
this yo cap'n speakin
Our cruising altitude gon be 37000 feat, higher than a muhfucka
Get strapped.... yo seatbelt in while the sign is on and enjoy yo flizzight
Oliver Morgan
I'm afraid that meme is too stale, user. Anything else I can help you with?
Jacob Powell
>gets up casually
>rushes than opens the emergencey exit
>cannonball out door
later my niggas
later my niggas
Mason Myers
Does any one want to listen to my mixtape that just dropped.
Landon Long
I keked