What do you do after sex?

What do you do after sex?

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Smoke

Bury the body.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Sex again

Water. Then get food from somewhere

bury her again

Wash out the mace, shit burns.

Always hydrate after strenuous physical activity

Try and get rid of the body.

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> turning 360 degrees and u would be facing the the way up where originally facing

Cry

Take a piss and re-hydrate.

Isn't it like awkward after tho?? Like I just made you eat my dick, wanna go eat some pancakes?

Look guys, he's serious

Baiting the baiter. I see right through your sham.

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>being this

>hydrate
>spoon
>sleep

In no particular order

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Sure is summer around here

Watch YT videos
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Go to sleep

Cry in a corner and ice anus hole.

pee.

See this makes sense...

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Is this real?

Pay the hooker.

return the child to its mother

Wash the blowback off my dick, piss n eat a sandwich.

No dude, you're both tired and hungry and sweaty. It's like drinking a protein shake after a workout. Plus food is awesome, so put one awesome thing after the other awesome thing and live your life to the fullest, you beast.

Run from the kindergarten playground.

What do you talk about after tho?

Tell your sister to never tell anyone or else you'll kill her.

>clean up
>hydrate
>smoke
>spoon
>sleep

I n T h a t O r d e r

I'm guessing you've never had sex before?

For me and my gf, we just go about our lives as usual.

My routine:

You don't talk after sex in a real, serious relationship. After you've fucked someone 1000+ times and talked about everything and see them everyday and sleep with them every night, sex isn't this magical thing and you don't have to be emotional every time.

Sometimes you just Wana get off midway thru the day.

Get ice for my bum.

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Literally there isn't anything specific you do after sex. Sex isn't awkward, it isn't awkward afterwards. You both enjoyed it, you're both tired, and you're both still the same exact person that talks about the same exact stuff. Sometimes after sex we'll lay together and sleep, sometimes we'll eat or watch a movie, it completely depends on what we feel like doing.

Just like if we didn't have sex. You do whatever you feel like user. Sex isn't a ritual.