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2 How well would your country do if all your neigbhors declared war at you?

>Sweden
>Not that bad but probably lose in the end

Completely dead

Ummmmm, wellllllllll, uhhhhhhhhh
I suppose it should have happened sooner or later

Would probably win agaisnt all of them except Brazil
Brazil might have a badly equipped military but it's huge.

If excluding australia, we'll be fine

It'd be like the soviet invasion of Afghanistan

>Spain
France, Portugal, UK, Morocco
we will be fine, I fear more Portugal than the pakis or the senegaleses that could send these others

It'd be such a shitty war that people would forget that's it's happening.

>all your neigbhors declared war at you
>Not that bad but probably lose in the end
You wouldn't even last a fucking day you dumb swede.

Pakis and sengelease are in other continents you dum ass. And even so they have enough man power to pose a threat to your small cunt.

We solo New Zealand and Singapore within a week at most.

Well...
>kills belize like an annoying mosquito
>we win against honduras like we historically have
>we win against El Salvador like we historically have
>Mexico... fugg D:

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

meh, it'd be the same as it is now, we'd invade the US and ignore all the others

Latvia is a piece of cake, but russia...

Russia could cause problems

not so fast Paco

don't bully

Haha memes.

They're numerous, but they all have a clownish army, so we're good (United Kingdom doesn't count as a neighbour).

yes, that's exactly what you should do, russia

>russia
oh fuck
>sweden
our troops would die of laughter and lose
>norway
would be pretty equal but the border is so random that it would be hard to even get to fight
>estonia
sorry but you would lose, and become unified under one fingolian flag

with or without Americans saving our asses?

>Spain thinks he's got a chance with UK + France, two nuclear powers, on his back

Lol

What I should do?

This

Russia thank god I found one of you, quick what does кpacaвчик mean?? A girl told me I was this.

stop bullying us

It means you're a kpacabynk

She thinks that you're either a cute or cool guy.
Depends on a context
Oh, sorry.
Can I save your picture?

Thank you!

Perhaps...you must answer this question before you do. What's the object left of you? Post proof.

So you'll end up becoming radical Muslims and destroy all traces of civilisation within your borders.

This thing
But it's night here, there's only one hour difference between us, so it would be uncomfortable to turn on the lights to take a photo, sorry

/comfy/

Costa Rica they don't have an army so, they can't do shit.
But Colombia...

I see. Save the picture then.

Okay, thanks.
How shall I name this file?
Would your answer be different if there actually was an adult toy near me?

Make Gran Colombia great again

>bhu tanshire

Name it after your mother. And no, I would not answer differently.

Okay.
Good night!

what the fug

I can win an 1v1 against every brazuca at the same time.

Yes, hello, what do you wish?

I train Jiu Jistsu.

Wanna test?

weirdest non weeaboo conversation today

I have a black belt that is also a brown belt (you can turn it backwards)

I win.

oh ffs not again

>invaded by New Zealand

Might as well just give up now

maybe you should be more afraid of the emu

the great emu rebellion

Non of our neighbors has a proper military force. Peru has a decent navy, but that's it. We could level all three of them with our air force alone.

>mfw Cuba finally becomes a US state

I'm going to give Bolivia the nuke.

lol

what neighbours lol

Bring it on, see if i care.

We would win and humiliate every single Boludo out there.

No, you won't. Your army is pathetic

They're anti-USA though

And you failed the moment you gave him a (you).

>mfw this thread
>test

I'm sorry, senpai-tachi

As a military, is good that you think we have nothing.

have a good night. and one of this years i'll visit your country.

Yeah, as a fuccboi

>Fiji and Samoa
tip top kek

lol'd, do you have the source for that dude?

Who cares, as long as they get their coast back. It's what you get for bullying them.

They did that to themselves

Nay, sorry

bolivia more like landlockedlivia

post bluray or didn't happen

World will be fucked, as it will be ww3 involed the most armed nations.

>Sweden
>Not bad
do you even svenskt försvar

...d..dont mention that name here.

kek

We'll be just fine

haha hilarious meme dude! love the nazi ones keep it spicy my man

They are all incompetent countrylets so it wouldn't be a big problem

Nigga we always got your back.

lmao

good teamwork frank

>Iraq
>Somalia
>Fucking Bhutan