how many on here have failed penis inspection day in school? tell stories
>be 12
>discover internet porn and fapping
>weeks pass
>forget that tomorrow is penis inspection day
>fap
>next day
>all boys lined up in front of PE teachers office
>I go in
>fail penis inspection
>got a C- in PE
Poor
...
Trips
What da fuck
>be me
>full body exam
>don't wanna show the doc my penis
>say I have boner
>she says go out and cool yourself down
>come after 3 min
>she examines my penis
>-
I failed too my first time.
>be 8
>penis inspection day at P.E.
>gym teacher made me stroke him IN FRONT OF CLASS to demonstrate my failed technique.
>feels bad man
bumperinoo
I know this is all a meme but here in austria, when you turn 18 and are male you have to be health checked for the draft. A female doctor is literally grabbing your balls to see if you have 2 balls in your sack. First time woman touched me down there, beside mommy of course.
Wait im from the UK is penis inspection day a meme or is it real
dafuq is penis inspection?
Commonwealth doesn't have it fags. Merika only as far as I know
in Croatia we do that much earlier, where the doc touches your balls
ich fickte dein mutter
>penis inspection day
>teacher tells me I have almost no foreskin
>tfw I am probably circumcised
Its called a physical you have to get one every year or two if you play sports in high school or college
in turkey docs even measure the penis size of kids and volume
I used to hate it when they'd make us line up in the hallway, wearing nothing but our underwear. It was embarrassing when girls would walk by and laugh
No ejaculation distance?
which grade was that?
do you maybe live in germany?
What the fuck is penis inspection day??
And why would fapping make you fail after an entire day?
I've been drafted and I don't remember anything like that.
MODS MODS MODS
You little turned down satanic fuck, pack ur tripz and go away evil dogger
Heil hitler oida
Oi's fit im schritt? :D
>penis inspection day
>girls and boys enter inspection room and lock door
>hot girl before me didn't lock door
>I walk in "accidentally" and see her boobs being touched by doc
>hot was, it
Heil Hofer
Hoffe die Anfechtung geht durch
An excuse for pedos to touch children
Go away evil dogger.
was denken sie uber sud Tirol?
Fucking retarded sandniggers
The american excuse for pedo teachers to see some wieners.
i got my first bj during penis inspection.
WTF? This never happened to me and I live in the US.
kek
Da Strache is eh voll baba.
Der dreckige ausländerfeindliche komplett zurückgebliebene Nazibastard
Ich liebe ihn soooo extrem
Würd sogar seinen cock blowen um ehrlich zu sein
Beim hofer dasselbe
I think I failed back in 4th or 5th grade.
The nurses told me to pull my foreskin as back as I could.
Told them that it hurt, and I couldn't get past halfway.
They were just like, fuck it, and sent me on my way.
After 19 years, I still have phimosis.
Zurück ins deutsche Reich mit dem drecks italiano pack
Tighter google ÜÜÜbersetzer btw
Du hurensohn
Dafuq is a Penis inspection day?
Are they looking at your dick and rate it or something?
Me 2
inspect it
How much did you tip?
either a doctor or P.E. teacher inspects your penis if everything is alright. They measure it, look if you have phimosis and if you can get an erection. Its usually every 2-3 years in most countries
No quads
Girls only have a spine check. In California any way
Do you feel raped by the p. e. Teachers?
Ich nutze keine google ubersetzung
Ich nutze das u mit umlaut aucht nich
>be me
>doc fondles balls and checks foreskin
>asks about sex life and contraception
>gives speech about std's etc
>mfw i was there for an eye exam
>mfw im a catholic choir boy
Pull it lube it repeat
For me, penis inspections only happen during the Summer
Lots of newfags in this thread
I was talking to some people I know, and apparently I'm the only person who remembers "Penis Inspection Day" in Elementary School. The gym teacher took us into the washroom one at a time while everyone else kept playing, and tugged our foreskin back and inspected our penis to make sure we were developing properly and keeping clean. Surely I can't be the only one who remembers this, other people must have had Penis Inspection Day at their school too.
Go away evil dogger.