You wake up on your death bed

>You wake up on your death bed
>Your family is in the room
>You can only manage one more sentence

I'll start: "It smells like dust and moonlight."

I know who killed me, and they're in this room

Good one user

Get to tha choppahs!

i left the million dollars in the...

>Rosebud

Not even death can save you from me.

Give me the puss puss

"why is.....no one...gifting me borderlands two....HNNNNNGGGGGG"

*chuckles nefariously*

FUCK YOU... CUNT

dont let anyone find my fursuit

Just don't stop talking and don't stop the sentence, never die, u mad reaper fag

The seed is strong

I'll be back, don't worry.

Every sentence has an ending user, even the long run on sentence of life.

I will never forgive all of you

There is...... no cow level

"Finally i can return home to the tree people."

Hitler did nothing wrong

Microwave my hard drive

I was just gonna go with "Heil Hitler!"

Cause technically the perspective in his paintings was wrong.

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy, stuck in a landslide, no escape from reality.

TOP KEK

You may kill me, but you will never kill my legacy.

Build the wall

I farted inside your mouths before you woke up EVERYDAY for 30 years.

The money is in the...

Point at the heart rate monitor and mutter "Check 'em" as I slip off into the abyss.

My only regret is that I have... Boneitis.

What I am about to tell you may not leave this room

Lemme unplug this shit

Everything in possession/my will is gonna be handed to...

*dies*

don't go in the basement, you'll regret it.

>You wake up on your death bed

Oh, thank you god, finally.

So is your mom's cock

I've been on this ride for three days, the woman has fastened my seatbelt and still the Rollercoaster has not started

How to make your family stressed for decades to come:
"One last thing, I left my million dollars at the-"

"Ch...check 'em"

I am rick james bitch

XD

"i shall now see hitler in the plane of heaven"

Fam go find the dragonballs !

It smells like dank weed and moonshine

here, let me help you out

"OP, was always a faggot.."

Just one incredibly long unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic, it was really quite hypnotic.

I only wish...I had immunity cat...

I met with god, turn out the one true religion is Islam, ممثّلة المبرمة ما كلا, قام.

OP is a faggot

"Jessica... Jessica I've always fucking hated you.. you fucking bitch"

I saw the face of God and it was crying.

Bring back Snacks.

*breathing lightly*
Destroy.. m-my pc... and.. ch-check emm*

>Flatlines

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

deep

>"I know you'll be alright without me"

Praise the... Emperor....

Go fuck yourself

This, this is the happiest moment in my life

mama i love you pop hold it down

I've got a massive hard on

Microwave everything

"My only regret is I didn't masturbate to more furry porn"

have my rocket league team bury me so they can let me down one more time

RYUU GA WAKA TEKI WO KURA... Huuurg..

Where were you when I really needed you?

well, if you're one of those fuckers that has a dead man's switch, just say "allah hu akbar" before you die, and blow up half the city as your heart beats its last.

"What do you mean I was adopted?"

who farted?

"I can see God, he's saying we actually live in purgatory and I'm finally being let out... Oh god I'm going to hell"

keked

pull my finger

Christ

Play half life 3 for me

Bury me with my Donald Trump hat on

In the heart of a dying sun, all will be undone.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

"I-Islam is a.. religion of peace.."

ded

witness me

I just wanted you to know... I've always ha--hate--I've always loved you...

Trump 2016 niggers

Absolute kek

"My final wish is for you all to fondle my junk before I die"

"SUCK MY DICK U FAGGOT"

Underrated post

Wheel me outside- I won't die in this miserable shithole.

Fucking kek

Dont look threw my browsing history

what a waste

"Dad told me he's gay"

"How do i respawn?"

...

kek

>y u do dis to me?

at least my kids arent niggers

The game.

Check...em.

"orlando was funny"

Fuking true, who wants to die in a hospital