United sharts of america

>united sharts of america

We are the worst country on this board
ever

you will never be able to outdo huemonkeys in self-hatred, so you might as well give up now

America? More like Americant

American Dream? More like American meme

George Washington?More like George Weighs-a-ton

You feeling okay?

>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
CANNOT FABRICATE

>be American
Haha wtf men u can't make this shit up

Texas? More like texass

...

New York?
More like New DORK

Ameriblubbers BTFO

Maryland? More like MaryLARD ahahahahahah

Florida? More like floridumb

This is not as funny as I thought it would be. Please stop

Delaware? more like underwear

Tennessee? More like don't see

Ohio? More like Oh hi hoe!

Vermont? More like vomit

USA?
More like
Southern Canada

Louisiana? More like Pooisiana

shit thread. saged and reported.

Michigan?
More like LEECHigan

Hawaii? More like Hawai even bother!

New Jersey? More like Poo Jersey

Pennsylvania? More like Pencil Anus Yeah

Good thread. Its comfy in here.

check em

Illinois? More like stop that noise

THE S IS SILENT

Ameri[anything]

North and South Dakota? More like North and South Duuuuuhhkota

Finally a (you)
Also
Ill-i-doyyyyy

Fuck me we're running out of states

Kansas more like Cancer

I'll do cities then

maybe we can do presidents?

Canada is basically a state already, do them

William H Taft more like William H Daft

Andrew Jackson? More like An Jew Jackson

you're lucky I don't tell the eurofags what threads you get up to while they're asleep

This is the worst thread I've ever seen in my life.

Bitch ass frog poster

President elect Trump? More like Wetbacks can jump

John Adams? More like John Adumb

Roosevelt? More like deucevelt

Ill of scent and relatively low in terms of intelligence amphibian poster.

BURG

lol
funniest one

> united fats of fatfuckia

Cheyenne? More like check em

beisbol!

:D

think canada bantered them with such extreme wit that the fatmerilards have totally broken

Ilinois? More like ILLINOYING!

>tfw when fat and dumb

Newfoundland? more like never should've found this land

Tennessee?
Oh, it's the best state in the entire union. Carry on.

Oregon?
More like Poor-egon

Washington?

More like Never-take-a-bathington

Indiana?
More like "state I have not heard of because it is not mentioned very often".

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>be america
>fuck over my country
HAHAHAHAH JUST END MY LIFE