>united sharts of america
United sharts of america
We are the worst country on this board
ever
you will never be able to outdo huemonkeys in self-hatred, so you might as well give up now
America? More like Americant
American Dream? More like American meme
George Washington?More like George Weighs-a-ton
You feeling okay?
>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
CANNOT FABRICATE
>be American
Haha wtf men u can't make this shit up
Texas? More like texass
...
New York?
More like New DORK
Ameriblubbers BTFO
Maryland? More like MaryLARD ahahahahahah
Florida? More like floridumb
This is not as funny as I thought it would be. Please stop
Delaware? more like underwear
Tennessee? More like don't see
Ohio? More like Oh hi hoe!
Vermont? More like vomit
USA?
More like
Southern Canada
Louisiana? More like Pooisiana
shit thread. saged and reported.
Michigan?
More like LEECHigan
Hawaii? More like Hawai even bother!
New Jersey? More like Poo Jersey
Pennsylvania? More like Pencil Anus Yeah
Good thread. Its comfy in here.
check em
Illinois? More like stop that noise
THE S IS SILENT
Ameri[anything]
North and South Dakota? More like North and South Duuuuuhhkota
Finally a (you)
Also
Ill-i-doyyyyy
Fuck me we're running out of states
Kansas more like Cancer
I'll do cities then
maybe we can do presidents?
Canada is basically a state already, do them
William H Taft more like William H Daft
Andrew Jackson? More like An Jew Jackson
you're lucky I don't tell the eurofags what threads you get up to while they're asleep
This is the worst thread I've ever seen in my life.
Bitch ass frog poster
President elect Trump? More like Wetbacks can jump
John Adams? More like John Adumb
Roosevelt? More like deucevelt
Ill of scent and relatively low in terms of intelligence amphibian poster.
BURG
lol
funniest one
> united fats of fatfuckia
Cheyenne? More like check em
beisbol!
:D
think canada bantered them with such extreme wit that the fatmerilards have totally broken
Ilinois? More like ILLINOYING!
>tfw when fat and dumb
Newfoundland? more like never should've found this land
Tennessee?
Oh, it's the best state in the entire union. Carry on.
Oregon?
More like Poor-egon
Washington?
More like Never-take-a-bathington
Indiana?
More like "state I have not heard of because it is not mentioned very often".
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>be america
>fuck over my country
HAHAHAHAH JUST END MY LIFE