ITT we have stupid arguments about nothing

ITT we have stupid arguments about nothing

liberals are scum and are going to be the end civilised world when islam sweeps over it and they just let them.

Isn't that Sup Forums in general?

No, you cunt

Do you think that Magneto could lift Thor's hammer?

>implying that's not every thread here ever

now look, I've told you once

Not with his hands but yes with his magnet powers

No you haven't.

Not all of them are like that, faggot. There are actually some good threads. Now go back to lurking, dumbass.

Fuck you, that's what Sup Forums is all about you fucking summerfaggot

What of the fucks do mean¿ We all have dink yes¿

Still doesn't make him "worthy".

Sup Forums the post

second runner up for arguing about pointless shit awarded to Sup Forums, where literally every game is shit and anyone saying otherwise is a paid shill goym

what the fuck are you even trying to convey

summer isn't even real you stupid mongoload

>Implying there's good things about Sup Forums

No we don't

The board with the most arguing is probably /r9k/. It's just a bunch of autists yelling at each other and condemning anyone who thinks differently than them. Basically Sup Forums taken to the extreme.
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>implying Sup Forums doesn't have arguments
Yes we do, faggot.

good threads? are you kidding? Sup Forums has been a fucking wasteland for years

No, we don't cuckboy

Yes we do, in fact we're having one right now.

No, we aren't you fuckin menstrual slime

Yeah I haven't felt this bad since I saw Orange is the new black

It's a great show

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fuck you and your ableism.

Honestly, it's not really liberals, but those who are far too tolerant of certain religious texts which are truly frightening when taken into consideration with the batshit insane movements and fundamentalists who back them as an excuse to execute masses of people.

No, it's not liberals - it's far worse. It's people who aren't honest about the problems of certain religions. This has no political bent, it's merely a willingness to accept reality.

sorry to interrupt.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE OUT ONCE IN A WHILE

kthxbye

It ain't ableism

neither are you.

check and m8.

thats a stiupud looking tree

no it's fucking not you dyke it's filled with shitty degenerate characters

No we don't

This fucking faggot again.

It is a great show for people who aren't unattractive virgins

Yeah, it kind of sucks. But in keeping with the thread, you are a faggot.

Yes I am

no, you don't.

Caterpillars are literally the worst. Of course you would pick them.

degenerates in prison ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JESUS CJRIST LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE 9/10000 METARCRITIC

literal mosquitos.

I mean he isn't worthy. I imagine hammer is smart enough to to know it's his powers and thus ignore it. What would be interesting if magneto could lift it and thor and him tried to pull hammer at same time, who would win?

That whore should be doing her goddamned laundry.

Fuck you, you caterpillar hating piece of neet garbage

Magic>magnetism. It's been enchanted or some horseshit.

What about if the hammer was in a elevator and Magneto lifted the elevator?

it needs to be at least activated, you dumb fool

They eat people's leaves without permission, and then turn into butterflies, the gayest insect on earth.

That makes sense to be honest.

You're asking the real questions here.

Moot is not a cuckold. There is no evidence of him being cuckold in the first place. Smh idiots

As far as hammer we need to remember that the hulk has lifted Thorns hammer before, so brute force can overcome the need to be worthy. The question is: is magneto's met lifting equivalent to strength of grey hulk.

Just saiyan.

Thor is stronger than the hulk tho

I like the Wizard of Oz.

Which one faggot?

Who gives a flying fuck. There's a script somewhere in Marvel that has Howard the Duck killing off the entire Marvel Universe. And its only a matter of time before its turned into a comic book and a movie.

And this is what is going to kill Stan Lee.

No, but he could bone Loki up the ass. Next question.

But thor lifts hammer based on worthiness rather than strength. So for thor it feels rather light while for hulk it's heavy as balls. So strength of thor doesn't really matter when he lifts it. So really if magneto has powers relative to hulk strength than he can also overcome not being worthy. That's more what I meant.

You fucking piece of shit. It's literally the most overrated movie.

If we put a bear and a shark in 3-4 feet of water, who would win in a fight?

The Fuck you say, cucklord.

No dude that shit was in the fifth drawer from the bottom. If blue nipples finds out there is going to be hell to pay. Now why don't you like granny porn dude you're a degenerate.

I don't need your damn permission to eat a leaf. Leaves belong to everyone. Also, free butterfly health care. You owe me, you bigot. Check your non-insect privilege and such and so.

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What the fuck? No.
I meant that if they got into an all out fist-fight without his hammer then Thor would still win regardless because he's a god.
Are you truly that braindead that you have to compare big ol' green meanie to a Norse god you fucking total moron?
Magneto is a fucking overrated villain anyway and hasn't been in a good movie ever.

The way Mjolnir works is that it applies force in the opposite direction equal to the force used to try to move it. It balances out and stays at an equilibrium wherever it's resting.
You guys can use these physics to now decide what you can and can't do with his hammer.

Mmm period blood don't you love it when you get some crunchy bits, like bubblegum.

The hulk is definitely stronger than Thor. Thor being technically a "God" in the eyes of mortals only means shit to mortals. The Hulk is immortal, and much stronger than Thor.

Bear wins because bears have that killer instinct and that bitch bear attitude and sexy bear fighting style. Shark is just a stupid fish. Bears catch fish every day and eat their fishy asses.

tl;dr
Bear feeds shark to hungry bear children.
And then fucks Loki up the ass.

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You're a goddamned hero user.
I don't care about which hits harder, I want to know if magnet man can lift the hammer.

What if the bear is black? And shark is white?

Years? It's been a fucking shithole since the start my boy

It's just nostalgiafags wo browsed Sup Forums back in the le glory dayz when they were 14 and supposed to be doing their homework thought all the shitposting crap was funny and cool. Go on, read a thread from 2009, or 2006 or whatever. It is ten times more autistic than the threads now. The quality of Sup Forums has gone up exponentially.

It's like Vietnam vets who look down on modern soldiers and think that they're faggots, or pussies despite the fact that training has gotten more difficult that it was back in the 1960's Or boomers that think that modern kids are lazy despite research showing they are actually not lazy

The grass is not actually greener, newfag

i doubt the Loki up the ass thing. im calling hakenkreuz all over you.

If we could harness gravity I'm sure the force properties of the hammer would be ineffective

i like this thread

Speaking of gravity, how does flying work? Is it an extension of strength?

seriously you are deluding yourself if you think that a) the problem isn't wholly caused by liberals. and b) that the problem is limited to religion. I will certainly agree that there are plenty of moderate enablers that make it possible but the infiltration of government, education and the judiciary by liberals or straight liberal pawns is wholly responsible for the erosion of morality, family, culture security, history, and has perverted the minds of the youth and those who crave being popular throughout the population. look for the union label on the decline of western civilization.

what if atheism wouldnt be real?

I'd imagine SFP (Superhero flying physics) on earth could be made up to be understandable. But flying in space? how the fuck

athiesm still requires a god to not believe in. so technically...

But what if superheroes are strong enough to bend space time like black holes (gravity waves) and use that to their advantage?

Fuck you. This thread is shit, you're shit, everything is shit. I am going to die alone and unloved.

Because if it's just ignoring gravity then how would flying effect trying to lift Thor's hammer? If they just create a bubble where physics is Fuck all then why not?

Objectively speaking, this thread doesn't contribute anything to the community. Why are we even here arguing about nothing? It does nothing to better us, Sup Forums, or the world. Sorry, but I can't see eye to eye with you.

What if you tried to lift the hammer underwater?

that is where you, my friend, is wrong.

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That's... not how that works. There is no such thing as a Samsquantch monster; this idea does not require that one ever existed.

In water I feel it would still have to deal with earth physics. user mentioned that it opposes opposite force to create equilibrium which I suppose is only overcome by being worthy (in Thor's case) or buff (hulk case). But the mere fact that hulk can lift it means that the equilibrium effect can be overcome, it has a threshold of lift resistance that can be exceeded. So if you tried to lift it underwater I imagine it would be easier to pass that threshold. Would still be beyond human capability though.

How would it act if there was no gravity?

much like the sasquatch you can't prove it isn't real only rationalize that it's existence is unlikely which still leaves you with the fact that it very well could be true even if you think the odds don't favor it.

I'm sad

no you're not

no ur not

I don't even know. I imagine in space you wouldn't be able to exert any real resistance if you're just floating around. If you're grounded and there is no gravity I imagine it would augment things a bit but I was always shit at physics. What do you think would happen?

Are you me?

Yes he is