Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?

I got dubs


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Without any checking

I'm so tough that I eel into a feels thread, and didn't feel

I drink milk without any nails.

im so tough i beat the dubs game forever

How tough am I?
I once sucked a hundred dicks for a plane ticket, then I drove.

welcum 2 da spalty sitoon how stength r u

I have over 300 confirmed kills and am trained in gorilla warfare.

I don't check for dubs, I check for trips

I first kiled a mane, with mie bear hans

Dude,that's hard as fuck hahaha.

What the fart did you just farting say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fart out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my farting words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, farter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re farting dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your farting tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re farting dead, kiddo.

I once watched every webm in a rekt webm thread

I Had Sex with O.P's Girlfriend

I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

>OP's girlfriend
so your still a virgin then?

I didn't cut the crust off.

I got dubs before

I once got in www.disney.com without asking my parents for permission.

I had never had a girlfriend and I only cry 2 times a day.

How tough am I? I get dubs every time I post!

Im vegan and i haven't told a single person for 5 mins

and i get dubs

I let my wife jerk me off with a hook.

I'm so tough I haven't killed myself yet

The white men haven't lynched me yet

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I ate cereal.....WITHOUT THE MILK