Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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It's time.

I'm headed off for my run now, see y'all shortly!

How am i tomoko?!

Praise be to Kek.
The price of freedom, tomorrow is gonna be fun watching people shit their pants.

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Because

Miho claimed

cytu DOT be/r/ubermensch

Watch it for the lolz

kek

Last claim
I'm out for real now
Have a goodnight fellow intoxicated and mentally unstable anons

Get Mercy to explain why he thinks I'm cute, because I'm not fucking getting it

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I'm just messing with you akiko. I just assumed you were cute. Are you not?

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No. I'm not cute. Just normal. Night.

I'm a lean mean waifu machine
Nah, I just don't get how you could think that
I'm pretty much just myself on here and I don't consider myself cute in any way

I can answer for myself thankyouverymuch

Kongou, desu~

>makoto
Hello pretty boy idol. What up?

>yuuki
;_;
Night yuuki!

>holstaur
Wew

>akiko
Once I get a better build

>mizore

O shit

>maki
Only one?

I assume you are of the middle eastern race. Something about your voice screams that.
Maybe im hispanic.
Prove me wrong.

hmm?

Not much. Gunna go get ready for work a bit early and get some food. Going to try my luck at getting a shake to work.

I'm hungry, it's midnight and I need to stay up 18 hours for work.
>Let the games begin

Sleep tight green cyborg ninja dude.

>Only one
You got me there. I don't really know how eSports teams work, assuming there's sub groups or something.

>Best idol claimed

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>I assume you are of the middle eastern race
That's Karen
I'm from western Europe and I'm a pureblood Aryan

Send face pic, or no?
I'm genuinely curious what you look like.

So am I. Timestamp is needed.

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Oops, forgot pic

>mfw i don't have a racing game on PS4
hopefully Gran Turismo will be good

Sorry kuroneko i didnt mean to reply to you.
but.
how was your day?

No
Maybe some other day
Right now I'm going to sleep
>I'm genuinely curious what you look like.
To give you somewhat of an idea
Blue/green eyes, brown hair, white, 1m82, somewhat athletic, massive scar on left leg

Blood type, desu ka?

I'll ask you later, Hitler child

whats your bnet?
I only have you on overwatch

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3 was based. Anything after is so-so.

Shiggity.

Forgot pic, I'm getting too tired for this shit
I should've gone to bed a long time ago

00 negative

> Hitler child
kek. You're not wrong
AkikoBesuto#2545
But I'll add you in Overwatch when I'm online again

added, send face pic one day. :P

A shake? Handshake?

I have no clue about eSports. I just went with the flow lmao. And also have no clue and how to do this kancolle stuff

Bet

>smug

A Harlem shake.

That one's great.
>4 hours

Oh, well, no problem.
Busy day, but that's normal by now.
I hope yours went well.

Milkshake! Vanilla to be precise. Dip some chicken nuggets in it and it's god tier eating.

click like

Milkshake, you filthy Autist.

gran spider wizard is mine

How's it going smugs?

Lily claim

Hey everyone!

Lurker disagrees. Your pallette is shit.

Even if it's only slight, I love working myself to nausea.
Go to bed or don't.

Psst, I see your nipples.

>still here

Day off from work so just got shitfaced with friends, so you cna say the day was good. How did you spend your day?

Nice!

Hey Amatsu. How's life?

4 hours indeed

Noticed cutie! How are you doing?

Juzo clamied

Tired. Migraine is fucking up my left eye.
Plus I have tons more to do tomorrow.
Other than that? I'm fine, just playing random games.

The EU is shit.

Hey Lily, I'm alright, I'very cheered up since this morning. Although I'm disappointed in Canada because they abolished the need of Visas for Mexicans to come here
We need Trump kek

I'very
Meant I've..

*Clever way to claim Blair*

Did I miss anything interesting?

Hi cutie cat!

Oh, I thought you knew something I didn't kek. There's a couple of people here who can help you with that.

Wasup yo? Fuckin bored. way too early to go to bed

Ultimate shitposta

Claimed

Wait... really?
What's wrong with Canada?

Ah, nice to see ya!

How have you been?

Every large land mass controlled by a government is shit.

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Old school m8

Chicken nuggets? That's new cause I dip it in fries

K


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Bretty good but this kancolle thing. It's confusing lol. You icee?

Lil ship

Hey!

Define large.

Back home form party with friends
No worries I will not try to fuck you.

Trudeau, that's our problem right now.
I expect a flood of Mexicans in our big cities soon in the name of multiculturalism and cultural enrichment...

Lil' smug

A country.

I don't even know what that is, but I'm heading to the library for youtube.

>Still no luck
Life is suffering.

Sounds like a fun day.
Glad to hear it went well, by the way.

Not much, just studying math for the most part.
>I hate math.

>And hello there Yuuko, who should be about to report in.

Hi goiys

Indeed

No governments, I say we just all nuke each other and have a nice post apocalyptic scenario.

>>Still no luck

Yup, same.

Lol okay glad to hear that, I guess.
I've just been playing a shit ton of Pokémon lately, not really doing a whole lot else.

Oh, and I'm sure that if you tried, you just get a bad case of the Dio's.

I swear that guy can be psychic.

Sounds fun.

Smug Smug!
how is Smug?

I'm speechless. I'm not a racist, but a racial realist. And I don't see this as a good move by Canada.

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I'm not racist either, but I don'the see how that was a good move. Especially when unemployment is becoming a problem right now, we don't need new people
I guess they need more people to tax

I do both. Wendys nuggets go well with it. Haven't tried anywhere else actually.

>That was a surprisingly fast shower for me

Yui is going to be very happy.

Is giving up even an option at this point?

Define bad case of dios?

>Shower
Did you take pictures for me, cutie?~

Maybe we should try something else.

It puts a sour taste in mouth to say this but as an American first year I'll be able to vote. Gotta say Trump is the best of the shitfiesta that is our politics

What math do you take?

c-c-can you sex and record it?

Oh god I can barely lift a coffee mug with my right arm now

No pictures!

RIP Rory. No longer able to ride bikes. Don't worry, I'll take good care of your bike for you.