Alright son you've got some serious explaining to do...

Alright son you've got some serious explaining to do... You pulled straight out without looking back at that intersection and almost ran those singles off the road... License, Registration and Dubs please!

Am I being detained?

why are you black

But officer i only have singles

FUCK DA POLICE!!!!

Hold my beer pig

Here you go officer.

Do you know who I am?

check em

Thanks for the warning officer. Damn it's good to be white.

I dindu nuffin

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

...

how about you can suck these nuts officer!!

Sure whatever here you go

Checked, your free to go sir

I din do nuffin

Here they are, officer

how can I be pulled over if our eyes arent real

lul you NEETs need to leave the basement. No cop is going to talk to you like this after pulling out in front of him and nearly running him off the road. It's going to be more like "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR! NOW MOTHERFUCKER!" Likely with a gun pointed directly at your face. TV is not reality.

here you go officer

Hey officer, check these trips

A nigger broke into my car last week officer I'm not sure if he stole my dubs or not

am i being detained officer? are you aware that breaking the law is actually legal under the 1st articles of the constitution>?

quints np

Give me a second officer, he could have dropped them down between the seats

Fuck off you cheeky bastard. Dont you know who i am?

You can't stop me officer, I never get dubs

It's a miracle

Oh, and officer, one more thing...

I am an educated black man.

I'm signed with Machinima, officer.

Never will i ever
*speeds off*

I have a gun officer, but you wont mind?

*shows dubs*
You're free to go. please put those away ma'am

Check my double dubs you fucking copshit dickhead

Yes sir, white man officer sir.

Tell your mom I say hi, officer

here you go

Oh daddy, you know I like it when you're demanding.

You made a mistake officer, I'm white.

no dubs here b0ss

Screw you faggot

*Walks back to police car with my tit's flapping in the wind*

I'm not a fucking chink

dying

Can you shoot me instead

Is quads okay?

Well im not black so im good

I don't know what you're talking about I'm just waiting for a mate.

Is it because I am a Nigger?

how about trips?

Check'em officer

mefewe

Ill accept your dubs this time, faggot, but don't let us catch you in this part of town ever again unless you got at least trips since you blatantly lied about quads.