Hey Sup Forums I'm addicted to gambling and I lost all my money in slot machines today

hey Sup Forums I'm addicted to gambling and I lost all my money in slot machines today

Feels bad af ..

What could cheer me up?
Also I don't want to get help

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

Start a drug cartel in Peru. You get Cocaine really easily there.

Kill yourself

change addictions to alcohol, works for me

I've seen ppl lose their whole lives over it. Be thankful you can bounce back and if you're gonna be addicted to gambling learn the game and pick ones with better odds you tard

> Also I don't want to get help

End yourself

Lmao u should just kill yourself op there is no hope for the helpless... Think of all the things you could have instead of being a nigger piece of shit living in moms basement with a gbling problem

You're a dumb fuck for playing slots. Play something where you have a chance of winning suck as Roulette or Blackjack or craps you dipshit

I was playing the treasure chest one
3 lines out of 5
and the fucking 7's lined up on a line i didn't have

>implying there's a better chance to win at any of those games

Why the slot machines???

Easy access. The casino is too far

gambling your money through slot machines is the worst way to do it (u have like 25% chances of leaving on positive..), start playing poker, thats what i do... maybe u'll start losing at first but its a game that can be mastered and good players win on the LONG RUN ;)

I'm a slot technician, unfortunately, and the one thing I always say is bet all lines.

I see people play 10 lines on a 50 line game hoping to hit the shitty bonus so they can win 80 cents and end up missing a ton of other good wins along the way that would've paid more.

Also, only play $1 up. The par for the entire floor is set by the state and it only goes up the higher the denom. $25 dollar machines and up are sitting around 95% payback.

If you're going to play pennies, make sure you bet a minimum of $1.50 or you won't win shit.

Very rarely do you see anyone hit something decent on minimum bet.

Go buy a fifth of....nvm

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yeah but then your money goes down faster.. but ok i will keep your advice in mind, thanks
i was already thinking of playing all lines because of what happened today, it feels so bad when you don't win because of that

don't worry i made sure to buy beer before i went to play in the machines because i know myself i can't stop until i have no money

drunk home

You do lose money a lot faster, but if you're going to lose it anyway, at least make sure the credits are paying in dollars and not pennies.

Quick Hits games pay pretty good. Even pennies. If you can get into the bonus free games on a QH game, you can usually get a decent amount of cash.

Also, try progressive sniping. Look for progressives with caps that are close and max bet them. Usually you can talk a retarded slot attendant into pulling up the attendant menu and checking the recent hand pay history to see what the progressive typically hits at.

But sadly, most of the time it's just dumb fucking luck. And everyone seems to think their player card affects the game. It doesn't do shit but track your play and help with your Win/Loss statements at the end of the year if you're a big gambler. The CPU in the game and the player tracking are two separate things.

i dont like poker and its not like i can just play poker anywhere. its not easy like slots where all i have to do is go to the bar.
also i had been winning all week.
was playing the 5's game with 15 lines out of 20.

find another addiction

Tip: Stop gambling. You won't make money. It's simple math, lol.

*a real addiction

well i like the 5's, if you get 5's in the first three rows then you win the bonus round (15 free games), plus 5 additional free games if you have another 5 in the 4th and 5th row.
then in the bonus round, the jackpots are wild
thats how i won a few hundred bucks this week but it was quickly spent on things and back into the machines.
i tried this other game with the treasure chests where if you get a treasure chest in each of the 5 rows you get to choose one chest but i only got 4 out of 5.

i just stopped smoking weed so i think i may be compensating

depends. if you can control yourself to leave once you win then it can pay. thats why i invented the 20$ rule, once i win enough like over 100$ then i put a last 20$ in and if i lose it then i leave