Official Wimbledon 2016 Thread - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 5 #3

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>it's a Djokovic plays a tight set episode

How does this episode end?

I would like to be a wealthy 45 year old with a 22 year old pro tennis wife and travel the world on the pro tour, staying in fine hotels and eating crepes and taking her shopping and watching her play, with no real pressure on her to make money as I've got it all taken care of. She retires at 33 and gets a studio job, so we continue to stay on tour. She is bi, but only with me, and she preys upon nubile 18 year old tennis girls and brings them back to our room and we have torrid lovemaking sessions.

gulbis

I want to get a soapy titwank off Serena

1st for Djokovic is a dog-bothering cunt

Someone link to the old thread

First for Querrey on suicide watch

Well, if you watch Zverev, you'd see why. Dude gives every time he is down 40-15.

Would you be able to beat Serena in a fist fight?

her brother

playing tennis tomorrow with some chick I met from okcupid. do I take it easy on her just so she fucks me
or destroy her lads?

Nah.

>there are people in this thread that actually find Serena attractive

destroy

Queery makes me puke. Jesus what a gutless faggot.

No

Old thread

>do I take it easy on her
play to win

real talk: ask if she wants to practice or play a best of 3 match
chances are, she just wants to practice

no bitch got black genetics and steroids on her side

The exact title is >"Professional Tennis Players on the Court". From what I know about Philosophy, on a thesis level, you never do something like that, you gives new interpretation on some philosopher work, be it Malbranche, Sartre or whatev. The way it is taught, at the university, those broadass theme, like Knowledge, Beauty or whatnot, are only for people who don't want to do a thesis...

I might be wrong, or there might be exceptions, but there is nothing philosophical about a thesis named ""Professional Tennis Players on the Court" which took him 5 YEARS (well less, from 2005 until he got his PhD in 2010) to write while having a pro career. It's a fucking joke. Especially when, on average, it takes that long if not more for someone to write a thesis in this field.

Is the Djokovic/Federer match worth it or should i watch the Euros?

Only if Djok's losing

can we please destroy the 'Serena is attractive' meme. It's not funny

Federer might choke

This.

Just practice with her. If she's any good play a set and destroy her in game then destroy her pussy

So, the hunchback of notre lame beat our boy brown, wicked match.

6-3, 6-2 in the following sets.

Anyone of ye fags watching Fognini - Lopez?

Any good?

I'd watch either Fed's match or the Euros. Djoko's match will end 7-6 6-2 6-0.

Not today m8

link to my old posts that I posted after the new thread was posted
I will, it's gonna be a fun little project since I'm unemployed for the time being

if she says practice you can still do a "lets play first to 3 games" at the end and just kyrgios that shit to show your dominance and soak her panties even more

nah, zverev/youzny in 5th

It's a shit test, maintain frame and show her who's in control. She will not submit to sex if you're playing the white knight.

THE DJOK HAS

F A L L E N
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QUERREY

WHAT THE FUCK

Let her win but also subtly let her know that you've let her win so she knows who's the man.

Querrey has 'choker' written all over his face.

Apologize

I answered you.

BTW

Does anyone remember last year when Kevin Andersson almost beat Novak, but lost in a tight match after being up 2 sets to love. Sam Querry has the capacity to do the exact same thing as his game style is very similar to Anderssons.

This looks like it might be a similar match, might be Novak's hardest challenge in this years Wimbeldon. Unfourtunately Querry is a chronic choker


btw nice Becker by Novak

QUERREY
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When is Sharapova playing?

It was even in Court #1 too.

trips of truth

Djokovic is a god jesus that last point.

More so than her sister

DJOKOGOAT

She is attending Harvard this summer. Another cunt buying an education with money.

>watching Novak over Roger

It's like you don't even enjoy tennis.

Reminder that FedGOAT>Djokovic

LET'S GO, SAM!

Qgoat

WHO'S YOU FUCKING DADDY/????

>Chokobitch

THANK YOU BASED SAM

This will habben.

He got outplayed, man. No choking here.

>implying I'm not watching Querrey

...

What was that?

Not difficult when they are both fucking ugly as shit. Serena also has no class, so desu she's just as ugly as Venus who at least is respectful on the court.

That silly smile on Querrey's face makes me nervous

delete this

Querrey is playing like a god

You don't like meme arrows?

As opposed to most others who attend said uni?

her face always turns me off. reminds me of some old black grandma

CANT BURRY THE QUERRY

They, at least, have a 4.0 GPA.

All the matches i want to watch are being played at the same time. Euro match starting as well.

All the top players are playing like trash today.

That's why I'm about to watch the Euros on my TV and Federer on my laptop

Leave the tiebreaks to the yankees.

Sam is much more fun to watch than Isner desu.

Querrey is really dangerous when he's not choking. Also Djokovic is shit on grass.

why would you even look at her face user when there's a much better view

Djok's going to win in 4 and Fed's gonna beat this ball basher in 3.
I'm off to watch the Euros. Good night guys

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I'm just here for the Djoko-rage. If Querrey breaks soon, I'm not even watching the Yuro.

Venus actually has likeable legs

Why would people even prefer Serena she's an abomination

Would stream tennis on my laptop but I wanna play Dota

I'm sure Shara is that smart desu

she thicc

>Not smart enough to hire good doctors

cause not all of us are small dicked betas who are intimidated by thick bitches

>Brokovic
>implying he won't just break right back
Haha, I've seen this episode.

>uncle Sam

chokobitch nervous coz delpo is making a comeback

Holy shit this Evans guy sucks really bad

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I'd rather use the world ugly

>a fucking leaf

>he is doubting Djokobot

tip top kek lad

ITS HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH YEEEES

God i hate djokovic so much.

It's grass and it's a servbot, it won't be as easy as usual

Djokovic is tanking lmao fucking faggot

just another great UK player m8

>flag

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