ITT: We Green text our scams/cons

ITT: We Green text our scams/cons

>Be me
>Be in high-school
>Neighbor owes me 4$
>Be poorfag so I need it
>We're hanging out, make joke
>"I want my money, don't make me bring out the baseball bat, rip knees"
>He laughs
>I'm not joking.jpg
>Says he thought he ows me $10 and that he will bring me it tomorrow
>He leaves for work the next morning
>See his dad stop by his house and take care of his trash, rake his leave. Etc
>Thisismychance.gif
>See him later that night
>"Hey man, do you have my $20"
>He is confused "I though It was $10"
>I must commit now
>"Last night you said if I take care of your lawn you will pay me $20"
>"Hmmm, okay, yeah, I'll have it to your tomorrow then, sorry"
>Phase one complete..
>He comes over later and gets stoned
>We hang out again watch some vidya
>He leaves, I go to the market, buy a cheap bong and break it
>Next day I get a knock at 9AM he has my $20
>"thanks! I'm in no rush, but I would like my bong replaced soon"
>Wut?
>"Yeah, last night when you where stoned you dropped my 60$ bong
>It was a cheap, 15$ bong from Amazon
>He says "Oh shit sorry, I'll take care of it's
>MFW he comes back two days later with a ~100$ worth of bud and a new bong.
>And I got an extra $16


>

Genius, Now I'm gonna tell a story about my younger days when I was addicted to synthetic highs when I was 16

>Be me have no more synthetics and no more money
>living at my mums place with my best friend from high school who is also addicted as fuck to this shit
>tell mum I'm doing the shopping this week
>Me and my friend went budget on anything and got bare minimum food and had enough money left for a bag of synthetics after
>next day ask Mum for money for a new jacket because my only jacket at the time broke
>get $50 from her and buy synthetics straight away
>grab jacket from best friend that he hasn't worn in years and claim it's my new jacket
>toofatforitcantbreath.jpeg
I know it's not much of a scam or anything and it's just my mother but I'm 21 now and ashamed of alot of the shit I done while I was addicted to synthetics and that would be 1 of the things I am most ashamed of it's not the ammount that I ripped off that matters what I'm ashamed of is that I stole from my own Mother to feed my addiction

to make a long story short,

>crusing down the street with my homies
>some bitch swerves right infront of us
>we crash into a snowpile (Canadian problems)
>tell this bitch give us 100 or we are going to the police
>easiest 100 i ever made

sorry for poor grammar im juiced

Devilish

only thing wrong with our car was a cracked bumper but we made it seem 100% worse

Are you sober now though user?

If legit, that's pretty good dude

synthetics as in k2 spice?

Just smoking buds now man no addiction anymore

Yeah all that shit there was heaps of other shit I also took but it's esentialy all the same it's fucking horrible and never should have been released to the public as a recreational drug

im not one for a addictive personality or whatever
i pick up drugs and drop them, the want factor is when theres no more drugs at the end of the party, i have always wanted to try spice any recommendation besides dont do it?

Never been addicted to anything but Soda (Yes, the carbonated, sugar drink, nothing more Amerifag than that).

But I am sure as long as you are clean and stay that way. No matter what you did in the past matters to ye mum more den dat mate.

"Poorfag" but still have the money to buy weed if not more expensive drugs. Classic

>be me
>5th grade
>bring wallet to school to show off to friends
>eventually get it taken away
>feelsbadman
>later that day in class teacher leaves the room
>TheTimeHasCome.gif
>jump up and find my wallet in the drawer
>steal it back
>school ends
>walk up to teacher and ask if I can have my wallet back
>teacher panics not knowing I stole it
>a...user. I misplaced it
>I had 20$ in there!
>mfw I get a new wallet and an extra 20$

Nothing else apart from Don't do it is all I can tell you they're all the same shitty high that lasts for 10 minutes and you just want more when that 10 mins of highness is gone and the high isn't even that good it's comparable to just being super tired but forcing yourself to stay up just stick to budz

Kek how does 1 even get an addiction to soda

sounds like nodding out on opiates

Be me
Working for Best Buy customer service
Work in back office handling big orders/fix deliveries and shit
Start noticing people making large purchases without a reward zone account
Create a fake and attach purchases over several months to 15 or 20 different ones
Spend points and pick up orders at a store an hour away
Works, brilliant
Proceed to scam approximately $8k worth of electronics over 2 years
Sell extra shit on ebay/Craigslist, keep what I want.
Finally leave for a job offer with my degree
No one the wiser

Post a pic of ure teeth and whats your favorite soda?

>newfag doesn't know when to greentext

On phone, not worth the effort

>>be me
>>opiate addict
>>i steal everything and sell it
>>my life is a scam..

Nope. Only Pot. My Dad was a grower. And gave me a set amount per month.

>not worth the time
>takes 2 taps
Kek