I am a white man living in Japan, ask me anything

I am a white man living in Japan, ask me anything

Are there subtitles

Do they worship you as a god?

Is getting jap pussy as a whitey as easy as they say?

do japanese women realize how much they're sought after by pathetic weaboos half-way around the world

Is your name Kevin?

why do you think i care

So am I, you're not fucking special.

no
no
no
no
yes

So am I. Or at least I will be again next month after I complete my move to Tokyo.

This.

Also pic related.

Do you get as much ass as I do when I go there on business?

Are you that slimy white geek that tries to interject himself in my conversation with a chink under the pretext of translating for us?

Only in japanese.

No but some people have said I looked like an actor.

I guess if you go for the club sluts then being white is an advantage.

Its not really talked about but I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge by now.

No also I'm European.

Do the Jpn women find your penis size huge compared to their Japanese counterparts?

I'm married and no I don't do translation

are you David Bull?

Yes

No

who isn`t

How often do you go to those blow job bars? Check blow jobs from chunky japs? What can be better?

who gives a fuck?

I've never tried it

Me too OP, actually I live in TOKYO but I just sit in my room playing playstation/Sup Forums most of the time. Since I lived here for 5 years I'm out of energy to play with 18 year old uni students. It's not particularly exciting having lived here for so long, even after one year was a bit hmmm. If you come to Japan and live in the countryside its about 1000times more boring .

Are their pussies actually pixelated?

I was excited about this thread and then realized op was lame as fuck

Good question

>yes
oh fug
Are you also in the US Navy?

He is not OP

i figured that out
pretty bummed
i always wanted to come across my buddy on here

is it easy to get pussy?

This guy is replying as me. Don't pay attention to his answers.

Bought some used schoolgirl panties from a vending machine yesterday, pretty good.

this man is not me, ignore him

If you can't get pussy in your home country you will not get pussy in Japan. Being white can be an advantage though

maybe they think we have big dicks, who knows

Sure, you just go to a soapland (ソープランド) and pay for it.

PHHS?