Shittly desribe a movie thread

Shittly desribe a movie thread
>Robin Williams
>Radio
>Concentration camps
>Not Good Morning Vietnam

>you're magic, boy

Dat movie where man turn doggo

Matrix

Rayban Walliams

>Isnfha hurr durr me catch baseball
>Oh shit not sleep anymore
>learn shit
>get away from me
>Isnfha hurr durr me catch baseball

Rocky 3

Jakobs radio

>Robert Downey Junoir
>Metal Suit Man
>Not a DC movie

>you're the one
>no way
>you're totally the one
>am i the one?
>neo, you might be the one
>this is crazy am I really the one?
>neo you aren't the one
>what I thought I was
>no
>neo you're totally the one who cares what she said
>damn man this is fucked
>fighting happens
>holy fuck I'm the goddamn one

Peewees play house

iron man

Except he wasn't the one, Agent Smith was.

Jakob the Liar

>Artie Lang
>Hey it's this asshole Devanso Shift everyone
>Gets drunk plays baseball

Patch Mengele

Batman returns

That one movie where he's a coke head?

> space politics
>moderately cool battle
>exposition
>space politics
>more politics
>race
>little shit kid
>moderately cool battle
>everyone thought it was the shit back when it came out

I don't acknowledge the sequels.

That gave me a good chuckle

Nutty professor

>long and boring
>most overrated director of the past 20 years
>set in space
>alright alright alright guy

Bad boys 2

Correct

>clone dinosaurs
>open jurassic park
>dinosaurs scape
>dr grant decided not to endorse the park

Interstellar

Phantom menace?

Contact?

House on haunted hill

Star wars

terminator 2

>chess
>spiderman

The Shining

Robocop

yep
wrong post?

>deal drugs
>get rich
>get skinny
>get arrested
>MY FUCKING ARM

Teen wolf

>What's that nigga doing on the Nair???
>Jamie Fox

puppets
blowjob
aids
assault weapon

not being john malcovich

>everyone thought it was the shit back when it came out

lolno

It got bad critical reviews when it came out and everyone that wasn't 10-years-old knew it was a pile of shit.

>Iggy Pop
>Heroin
>Obi Won Kenobi

Phenomenon

Wild wild west

Team America

Treasure Island

>motorbikes
>heart problems

The Canadian

except literally no one thought phantom menace was the shit when it came out
it was pretty shit upon from the start buddy, but nice try trying to rewrite history to fit your contrarian bullshit

OMG what if we got joe pesci from the leathal weapon movies in a movie with mathew mcconahay

okay okay okay

alright alright alright


okay okay okay

alright alright alright


this writes itself

Battlestar Galactica

must've just been what i read. i remember reading alot of good reviews.

>Keanu Reeves
>Kekambas

nope nope nope

>Cops
>Paperwork

>win ship trip
>drowns

Intersexuller

>That's why I like freshman.

>Highschools
>Fistfights
>Moonspeak

Space Odyssey 2001.

Had to think about that good one. Titanic

Um. Understand the concept you do not.

Poseidon

>irl shota and loli meet
> fun fun fun in the woods
> hot for teacher.mp3
> rope snaps
> worst false advertising ever

The One?

Nickelback

Bridge to Hell.

Mr Holland's Orifice

>That guy from Boy Meets World
>Beats girlfriend with a shovel cause she has a "Fever"

bridge to terabithia

Ghost Rider

big hoss and little fawlsey

Kek. Did u steal that bit. If not, u just gave it away.
+ turtle

Meet the Feebles?

>Ww2
>Big factory owner
>Help my dad help my son help my wife

He said not a dc movie

Jersey Shore

yeah
fuck man all i wanted to do was go see a narnia ripoff

correct

Peter Pan

Hot Rod
Trainspotting

>Train
>Shoe on head

yup and you got genuine heartbreak shitlord

i mean if you count factory loosely
boy in the striped pajamas

Shoulda cured that bitch with more cowbell

>Whacky zany outrageous comedy
>Paul Fart

My answer was better, cuck.

Taken

It's not your fault.

the lazy sunday video was better than the whole narnia movie

Fast n Furious

Close it stars Ben Kingsley has to do with Lists

nigga did you not read the book in school?

that shit wrecked my entire 4th grade class. even the blossoming edgelords were fucking crying.

santa claus something?

Salvation Army Hunting

no it wasnt

>highschool
>greasy black hair
>oh baby
>fly into clouds

Schindler's List

Craig's List

This. Movie is bad, book is worse.

and his name is krishna
ben is his slave name

>Matt Damon
>How you like them apples?