Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Tristana claimed
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(Rory)
Nice, so far I've loved everything you linked from them. Studying and going to have an exam in 2h.
I wont roll, no worries
I kinda want to put it in a mortar and fireit to see what happens.
Don't you mean Taihou?
>best DD claimed
Best of luck Homura
>Tristana
Mizore Shirayuki is mine
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For sure. With lily's help, it should be fine!
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N-nothing!
It happens when you're occupied
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It's cancerous my dude
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Yozora claimed!
i cant read some of those kanjis.
clammed
Shiro claimed.
I tried that but without result, so I then looked through every single page of shiro.
No result either, but I found some other cute pictures.
Him too
>shinoa
what tags did you use?
>ika
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>In order to claim a ship, it is customary to first claim Megumin
Topkek. Makoto bring the bantz
OW, BF4, MGS:TPP. Those are the only multiplayer ones. Single wise Sleeping Dogs, Megadimension Neptunia, Omega Quintet, Bloodborne, there's some more but I can't remember.
That's my life.
Ohohoho, doesn't sound like nothing~
Had the runner's high huh?
>Best idol claimed
I'm only rolling for a separate thread in /vp/
y'all can fuck yourselves
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can you guys name this shit so i can go watch shit, i ran out of good stuff for this year :/
Mercy is bae
Wtf is this ghey shit?!
I'm cancerous my dude.
(You) (You)
Claimed
(Trist?)
Those sound great. I cant do kiwis anymore, i might be allergic to them
(BEST)
Yea, they it to where you HAD to do the garrison stuff to get great gear. I might pick up the next expansion, ill see
(Haram leader)
You can call me whatever you want friendo, im gonna stick with my top tier claim! How goes it btw?
(Squid)
Oh i get the joke, im just making fun of them too is all
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fish
roll for konata
That's even more depressing!
Shiro, ngnl and some of them moonrunes.
Couldn't think of something more general.
(You)
Claimed.
Und let's forget that scheiße ever happened.
Okay?
Okay.
Pepperoni is the worst pizza topping
Literally grow up :)
fish
As soon as your dick grows up
Pepperoni, onions, and jalapenos are only toppings that matter.
The hourly otaku circle-jerk.
Join us.
Pepperoni is the BEST pizza topping
FIFY.
Whaddaya mean or is that a catchphrase?
Mercy, for her ass and face are not
Dang, eh slight bummer. Tried dates?
Roll for stealing konata?
Do you have the pastas saved somewhere? You're good at it
Ika's being mean!
Funny thing, I have a personal translator for these kinda things.
Well it's not like I'm wrong!
>Haram Leader
Do I look like Karen?!
And not too bad, feeling way more energetic than yesterday! You?
Politelyandfirmly.Hank
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It's not hourly, it's 24/7.
Mushrooms, dont forget the mushrooms!
Hit the Dab!
noooo, fuck your shit im out *cry*
Mushrooms are much disgust taste.
NO U
roll
no my konata
fish
lol, shit you got me.
you dont got dark souls 3? will you be getting the new battlefield?
i thought you left?
have you tried gyategyate? or what ever the tag is for those kinds?
yo! im not a nazi speaker so i dont know what you are saying but hello
no im not! im being realistic.
8/8 b8 m8.
Ah shit son. Good job claiming Spike.
Jasper has the most muscle mass, therefor she is the best waifu
Some reason i want to punch your waifu in the face
I like mushrooms.
I had to scrap my car unfortunately.. Rust was too long gone to be fixed. I would have loved to fix the engine tho..
>Claimed
nice trips
>ika
I assure you its nothing!
Yup. Feels good
Pepperoni isn't even a sausage, it's a type of pepper. Just called it salami ffs.
Fucking 'muricans and their inability to name food.
Then what is the nip nong lady saying?
Not yet, I'll try it now.
Why is there fur on her eyelids?
It wouldn't happen.
You make me want to cry
YES, GLORIOUS MUSHROOMS
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QOTT: what condiments do you put on pizza?
Ketchup or bbq sauce
were you just shit posting?
i guess those images have a name so just use the name that they have and it should come out soon enough.
Checked
Sorry for getting it wrong. ;(
Mushrooms taste like ass.
But I don't smoke.
Anything's possible if you put your muscle to it.
Oregano
fish
Ranch, crushed pepper, and parmesian cheese
Disregarding the fact that they are fungi. The are pretty tasty.
Nope, I just woke up.
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I actually dont know. If i did try them i dont remember. What are they again?
huehuehue
Whats got you so pumped? Im chilling as always
Ill work on the joke then, soon ill be the next (insert comedian name here)!
Eh.
BBQ Pizza = best pizza
Don't even think you can stack up to me little bitch.
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They're too chewy and just taste pretty bad.
Louisiana Hot Sauce, the only hot sauce that actually matters.
That is good advice.
How do you say gyategyate in moonrunes?
Oh-ho but i am the most niggerlike
Therefore i win!
Meany!
>Rust
My condolences. One of the worst ways to lose a car, something that doesn't look that bad, but can kill it.
Let me see if they're still awake. They are. Awaiting translation.
Nothing. I've had it with red peppers before and it was alright though.
The fact I got sleep! Slept until about 5 PM as compared to 10 AM yesterday!
But freedom to do what you want is apart of the MMO experience. Now you have to change your whole play-style. Hopefully it won't be shit.
You get used to it.
I can accept the dick pic but you really need to kys now.
You have a point.
Nah 2legit4me. Absolutely! Can't wait.
Why so assertive about it then~
It's good to zone out. helps you get your mind together.
>Condiments on pizza
Boi.
It was also a pun, you being in the whole dating scene and stuff
Best waifu claimed
;-; well I like them a lot
I got past that a long time ago. Now I can put them in many foods and enjoy it.
Whenever I get them in pizza or even a burger they kinda pop in my mouth and release whatever they obsorbed while they were cooked.
Sounds pretty good, never had it though
I sense a heretic here....
I know a litte German.
What's been going on Ika?
Are you the fellow SS one or another one?
Nothing, rarely ranch though.
>year 1008 times 1.5 plus 504
>being depressed
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Nope.
You must have gotten confused with someone else.
underrated lol
Acceptable
It's greasy paper circles
Pasta? I'm talking about pizza :o
rolling
I'd like to think Hank would agree with me since he probably browses /ck/
Cute waifu :3
:(
roll for YOU
No bait just facts :p
Good
How you been scorpion?
:(
Step up, nigga!
U wot m8?
It was a sad day indeed.. Not much to be done, would have costed more to fix then the car was worth..
Gertrud Barkhorn is mine
My nigga
Becuase!
It really does but that's how you trip over stuff
my computer says that you are posting from a previously used ip. are you sure you just woke up?
im the only ika around you cant be me!
>moon runes
Kek
try this: ぎゃてコラ
fuck, cant argue with dubs.
I'm sorry. will you ever forgive me?
fuck yeah! When does it come out? i'll save up money for it.
its been good. i have decided that since last time we couldnt play that this time, ill prioritize on you instead. so whenever you want just say it.
oh shit my bad
i grew a bit right now, now what?
Stop it please
You had to part with the car? I'm sorry to hear that
What kind of car was she?
*Delicious meat nipples
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
My nigga
incase anyone didnt save it
Oh, I may have posted from my phone, I don't remember.
How are you then?
welp
>BBQ Pizza
Absolutely disgusting
Oh nice! Its been 3 days and ive only slept for about 4 hours total.
>wakemeup.jpg
Yea, blizzard knows they fucked up so i think it will at least be decent, we will see
well, im not so sure about dating scene. Im not really feeling anything after the date i went on
You are such a little memer, i fucking see you squid. Im kinda jealous, cant even lie
better than the other one
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roll c:
lewd >_<
Mugi why tier meme
(saved)
I like this one because im in it
It's just a prank love you bby.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Because you're hiding something~
Or almost get hit by a car.
Oct 26 mang. Yep doing the same for all the new releases.
>Filename
AHAHAHAHAHA.
Well it wow fails they always have OW to rely on.
It's good.