OK, How many of you Sup Forumstards have actually told your parents about Sup Forums?

OK, How many of you Sup Forumstards have actually told your parents about Sup Forums?
>pic related

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double dubs checked

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My dad already knows about doubles

check and checked

This is now a get thread.

>They think it's a place of scum and villainy
>They're right

THE GETTING NEVER ENDS

Came here to chem 'em

>I am Sup Forums

I told my mom about it jokingly and the bitch blocked the site at home. I'm at Starbucks right now waiting for them to close.

I'm at mcdonalds waiting for my mcdubs to be ready

Quints and I an hero on twitch

Told my parents about Sup Forums? How old are you?

Lol check em

Check em

>mum asked if I ever went to the deep webs
>me thinks
>answered...
No but I was nb4 they Wales the dinosaur.

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Lesson 1: no matter how much they tell you to, you can't trust anyone with information about your guilty pleasures.
Does anyone remember the time when people would go out of their way to hide association with this site?
Ahhh the good old days.

check these trips, nigger

How about you all shut the fuck up and motherfucking check em?

End my life

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My whole family knows.
>mom thinks its porn site
>dad is a newfag
>brother showed me when i was 12, stopped coming here cause autism meme
It sucks when my dad asks if i was in a thread on here, although we both like gore so thats nice.

you guys can't even get dubs now? seriously? kys

I just found out my life is pointless, I'm feeling that as well.

That's fuckin weird.

I hide my association with this site for fear of becoming associated with the kind of people who make no such effort.
The kind of people who have an unhealthy internet obsession and hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that they have crippling depression.

omg just kill yourself already

I'm 22 now, been /b\rowsin since he showed me. Somehow i'm a normal functioning adult with a full time job and girlfriend who thinks im amazing

Captain I'm seeing doubles!

My father would most likely abandon me if he ever found out what kind of site this is. Thankfully none of my family even knows about this website, which is probably for the best.

told my mom one drunken night, told her about the fucked up shit and the degenerates that lurk here.
she didnt care and was completely uninterested

Y tho

I told my parents when the school shooting happened that the guy said it on here before, they tried to understand what an anonymous board is so i said for example there is /fit/ where people can ask questions anonymously or whatever

Im muscular but i dont train at all and now they suspect i get tips and tricks from a magic website

Meanwhile i smoke weed and browse Sup Forums melting my own brain in my condo at night when i dont work the next day

i work with these 2 younger guys who occasionally allude to Sup Forums as if its a secret club that no one knows about

got drunk with them once and they got into a full on discussion about the site in front of me, i was like "come on guys. one and two."

luckily they didnt get it

Still, it'd feel just as weird if my dad was asking me if I saw that one video of a french maid getting spit roasted on Pornhub.

>be me 15year old debatefaggot
>be this event were you perform a 10 minute memorized speech
>speech is supposed to be about bringing about change or solving some sort of societal proble,
>just discovered Sup Forums
>Sup Forums had recently found the address of some bosnian chicks who stepped on puppies
>Sup Forums issues Sup Forums style justice and impresses young me
>I write a speech about the social good of Sup Forums
>perform it literally a hudnred times throughout the year at tournaments
>parents see it, students see it
>people who know the site are stiffling back so much laughter
>never noticed until years later
>MFW I really believed in Sup Forums to change the world for good

Do people just openly talk about it like that? What do they talk about? Last night's rekt thread?

No my dad doesnt ask me about porn threads, just shit about personal army backfires and gore related things mostly. He's too sexually repressed to bring up porn with his son

Autistic

Seriously get checked i think theres benefits or something like cash per month

My dad's almost 60 years old

Must have been unbearably cringy for certain audience members. But it's okay because you were only being ironic.

Cocks

Damn..

This.
Now that I think about it, aside from you faggots, I generally hide everything about my life.
My parents are under the impression that I have friends.
I never even speak to my older brothers, and my younger whom I still do speak to knows virtually nothing about me besides my major.
I haven't done as much as gotten upset or showed any emotion beyond what fit the situation in the past 5 years of interaction with friends, family, and aquaintences.

they were literally talking about how funny it was to troll people on facebook, screencap it, and post it to Sup Forums

and how "yah it's rally gross but Sup Forums invented lolcats sooo..."

dude thats really not healthy

I want to say that I know that feel. I never really connected with my parents or siblings like my friends did with theirs. I think I've exchanged more words with one friend than my entire family for the last couple of years.

Wew boi that's a real doozy

I know.
Might be a mental thing.
This isn't the first family I've been a part of.
The one before it was abusive, so I learned to sort of dissemble my true feelings. I guess I did it so much there that now I just do it instinctively.

I know that feeling of not connecting.
Do you know what a changeling is? It's an old legend of a witch that kidnapped children and replaced them with fucked up clones (changelings) that the parents tried to raise on their own, but couldn't quite bring themselves to love the monsters.
I've been through 4 families in the 20 years I've been alive.
I always felt like a changeling.

My dad asked me once why I sent him a doggo meme, and where the hell I got something so stupid from. I told him Sup Forums and I don't think he ever figured out what I meant by that, but I have a cousin and a bunch of friends who are oldfags that got me onto here recently

i know that you don't mean to seem arrogant and im not at all implying that you are


but the vast majority of people have swam through the shit, and the real niggers out there are the ones who swam through the deepest pools of shit. open up, get rekt, open up again, make friends

I guess they're just stronger than I am.
Or maybe I just got the wrong social hardware when I was born, like a telegraph trying to communicate with satellites.

You're not alone. I learned time and time again as a child not to trust parents with information, the hard way every time.

Now as an adult I don't talk to one of my parents, I live with the other but they know next to nothing of my personal life, and I don't hardly have friends either.

I also don't talk much anymore in general.

I've been with the same family, yet I don't feel as connected as I should. Couple of weeks ago I was watching some tv when this commercial came on. It's the one where the father packs lunch for his sin and the next day his sin leaves like a best dad note in the freezer or something like that? I just started bawling when I saw that, and I just sat there and thought, why wasn't it like that for me?

My parents have been monitoring my online activity since I was 10.

They just found out right now I know about it. 15 years later. HI MUM!

>tried to convince my dad to browse Sup Forums for shits and giggles
>he agrees
>trap threads, dick rate threads
>"what the fuck son, you some kind of faggot"

My dad literally think every single one of yoou guys (including me) is a faggot.
good going fuckers.

Show him this thread?

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Show him ylyl.

that's kind of how we all feel.
and no one's stronger than you. cunts on this site frustrate me. everyone's fucked up, get over it, get on with it, you're not different, you're not special.

seriously, go out and do SOMETHING
anything
you're just as valuable as anyone else so go out and be a proper human, you useless fuck

My wife's son and I fap together to traps.

Are we not supposed to talk about Sup Forums? Is it like Fight Club or something?