Foreign military

I kinda wanna join a foreign army, what army can I join that accepts Americans?

The kiss army

russian

if you're under 30, get Finnish citizenship and haven't been in military service elsewhere, you get to live the memes in Finnish Defense Forces.

Join FFL.

But what if you have served already in other army?

then you can't, because it counts as having fulfilled the conscription.

al qaeda
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The French Foreign Legion. I might join myself if my life fucks up next year.

Have you served in Swedish army?

No.

Why not just die for America like a true patriot?

French have foreign army basically after you go through it they grant you citizenship in short its for citizens there.

If you just want to get to shoot the scum of Mexico and maybe earn some cash from doing illegal shit without anyone caring, you could try to get a Mexican citizenship and join our army.

>dying to raise the profits of a few oil companies and rich muslims

This The French foreign legion would be the standard choice, the idea is it's for foreigners and the training contemplates learning French so even language isn't a requirement tho you do have to be fit as fuck to make the cut.

What the fuck man, it's bad enough you can't understand a simple question, foreigners can't legally join the Mexican army, but do you have to promote it as a bastion of corruption?

It doesn't work like that btw, petty street corruption that is or even criminal activity, compromised units do still depend on chain of command so it isn't like you can join and start doing shit.

Go to ukrainian military
Pros:
>regular fights
Cons:
>poor equip
>dirty

You forgot
Cons:
>The Ukrainians

You can come here and help defend our Jewish nation

Pros: >killing them

How can I fight for Israel?

hey could I please come to defend yisrael? I can't wait to fuck plenty of russian fake jews and help expand Greater Israel and then settle down with a qt rat-nosed jewess and defend my property from paleshits.

>literally betraying your country
Cuck

I have no reason to defend "my country"'s rulers, commie.

>Having a desire to defend any country