so i got second degree burns a couple of days ago and both my hands got bandaged, my question is, how do i, you know, do it now?
So i got second degree burns a couple of days ago and both my hands got bandaged, my question is, how do i, you know...
Grayson James
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Logan Torres
Rub it with your bandaged hands
Jacob King
Call girl
Eli Jones
how did you type this post
David Morris
Ask mom
Adam Bell
are you stupid?
Gavin Walker
ask your mom
Thomas Torres
his dick, dumbass
Brandon Cook
fingers are just exposed enough to tap individual keys
Zachary Robinson
THE OTHER FUCKING HAND
Levi Nguyen
why dont you consider hands free fapping?
Landon Morris
how do i do this?
>my knees which took the worst
Thomas Walker
>and both my hands got bandaged
Cameron Cooper
Pillow bro
Jackson Thompson
just google it and see what comes up
Robert Reyes
this
Luis Cruz
Find on youtube hands free orgasm idk maybe it'll work
Adrian Mitchell
Mother fucker how do you use a mouse and camera?
Ian Perez
Stick ur dick in a toilet paper roll, which you can rub up and down with your bandaged hands easily
Chase Gonzalez
THE OTHER ONE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Jonathan Nguyen
His fingers are still out, dumbass.
James Butler
OP doesn't live in Chernobyl
David Gonzalez
PILLOW HUMPING AND VARIATIONS
HANDS-FREE FAPPING
#33
LUBRICATION = Not Required
DIFFICULTY = Intermediate
This hands-free masturbation technique is easy to describe, but will require some practice with positioning to achieve the desired feeling.
(1) Place pillow between legs and rock hips back and forth or up and down to create friction.
(2) Vary the pressure exerted on the pillow with the thigh muscles to cause variable sensation.
Good luck user.
Ryan Cooper
Ask your mom OP !
Josiah Gray
...
Jace Anderson
try to greentext your burns OP
Nathan Wilson
yell for mom. have pants off and flag waving when she gets to you. see what happens
Isaiah King
well, i bet you know a girl with who you jokingly have some semi sexual conversations. ask her
John Ward
Underrated post
Ayden Ortiz
Greentext what happened
Justin Ramirez
Buy an autoblow 3000
Ayden Russell
Just like before OP. Open your mouth, suck and swallow.
Luis Reyes
>be in victoria australia so winter is starting to getting funkey
>go to start woodfire
>wood is fucking wet so firelighters wont work
>fuck this
>get metho from shed
>get plastic cup and fill it
>open fire hatch
>dunk
>nothing happens
>get lighter
>starts fuming extremely volatile vapours behind my back
>put flame to it
>PWOOOOOOOF
>yell out startled
>fucking bolt out of room
>look back and see flames licking wall above fireplace
>run back and shut the door and shut air
>run to cold shower on a 7 degree day while waiting for ambulance
moral of the story:
NEVER EVER FUCKING USE FLAMMABLE LIQUID TO START FIRES
Luke Diaz
Jacob Scott
>firelighters
is that what you call lighters
Jose Long
Nah they are shitty white cubes that are ment to catch alight
Jace Davis
metho? as in methanol?
Dominic Reed
methylated spirits
Nathan Roberts
dafuq is that shit
do you even chemistry?
i dont speak imperial, try metric
fucking aussies