This fucking thread again. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

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18 and still a virgin :(
how does it feel to be 33 and a virgin ?

>how does it feel to be 33 and a virgin ?

I am essentially dead inside.

Any tips for a 18 years old virgin ?

Have you though about raping my shitter

Are you a wizard yet?

I'll fuck both of you just shave your body hair and don't act weird when I'm balls deep inside you.

31 year old dude with a gf of ten years. Sick of fapping. Any tips on good ways to fap. Something different.

Like... are pocket pussies any good? Help me out here user.

Be social, go out, do stuff.

No.

A fireball is on your way.

Go to the shitter rape person.

>rape
I didn't say I was going to drug you. Just remember I offered to take your virginity.

YOU ARE A WIZARD.

Get 6 beer in you and talk to girls at the bar. Talk to each for 15 minutes and then then look her in the eye and say exactly this. "You want to get out of here?" She says no... move the fuck on. Try at least 5 girls a night. You got this.

wait u have a gf of 10 years u havent fucked?

...

Have you ever considered raping a girl?

Nooo, but after 10 years you only fuck once or twice a week. Thus, new ways to fap are always welcome.

whats the main problem you are having?

she quit sucking your dick?

No dude but she doesn't sick it everyday. Virgins thinking long term relationships means you are done fapping forever.

Good advice Sup Forumsro, thanks

why arent u having sex as often?

The fuck.

I am a walking spaghetti dispenser and devoid of any personality.

You're a wizard Harry

No prob. That is literally all it takes. One girl wI'll say yes

this shit doesnt work asshole, u think some random person approaching women, getting rejected by other girls, is attractive to women?

Thanks for stating the obvious, Hagrid you fat fuck.

how did u get her then?

Who is her?

What's your deal? You autistic? Overweight? Small dick? Just ugly?

Average dick. Athletic body. Above average looks. Autistic as FUCK!

u replied to the one i asked the other guy. anyway, u 33 no pussy.... hows your looks?

hows the autism fuck with u, cause ur ahead on everything else?

This is bad, this will only work on an absolute fraction of the girl population (less than 1%) and you would be better off actually trying to pull girls properly by spending a bit more time with them.

Also, youtube Real Social Dynamics

My looks is fine.

What do you do for a living and are there any chicks there? Also are you even into chicks?

Oh look its this picture again.

I am unable to hold a five minutes conversation. With anyone. It's not fear, it is not nervousness, it's just fucking retardation.

im sure u have a personality u probably dont know how to express it to other people. maybe think they will judge u so u close off and avoid the situation completely. u probably do that to your social life, shut everything except yourself out.

It's a numbers game faggot. It works. If you want to get laid it works. If you want a gf it's not a good idea. 1 in 20 bitches at the bar are just there to find dick anyway.

good luck with ur aids bitch, u know how dirty those bitches are?

I am into chicks. And I am recently unemployed.

Because it's me again. youtube.com/watch?v=u3n5D622aW4

Chloroform is your friend

Where do you go to the bar??? And wrap that shit up. I'm not saying pick up a fucking meth head.

No. I don't have a personality. There is no complex person in me which is suppressed in social settings. Also, suppression in social settings can be lifted with alcohol. But when drunk, I am just boring with more energy.

Do you have any interests at all?
Something you could talk about for hours

Virgin detected. Aids is for niggers and faggots. 20 something year old sluts at the bar are a good time.

hang out by the bar, chit chat with bartender, act like u dont give a fuck if u are fucking tonight or not, stay that way till around 12am and then start chitting chatting and ur in, given u can speak properly. just dont look needy. dont latch on to the first one, cause if it doesnt work with her, and other woman see u thirsty, u are fucked.

So what! i know people in the elderlyhome or whatever you call it, where old people of both sex have confessed that they never had sex. and die a virgin. of course considering our countries backround its really not a wonder i guess they never got around to it with all the shit happening.

>Do you have any interests at all?

I like cooking, sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling), reading, vidya.

>Something you could talk about for hours

I cannot talk for hours about any of those subjects. I am not an expert in anything.

well if u die a virgin u will be 1 in 7.3 bil, ur special. its not like u fuck and its some incredible thing that life is all about. its just something that feels a little better when u stick your dick in. thats all it is.

Find a landwhale that likes to eat and win her heart through your culinary skills.
Then proceed to feed her your virgin semen.

yea if u want to fuck with a condom, u like fucking with condoms?

u dont even know what the fuck your talking about. some shit u saw on a tv show.

Does the fapping lose its flavor overtime? Do you lose interest in fapping?

Land whales are usually not very selective when it comes to food. I could literally shit in a bowl full of high fructose corn syrup and she'll fucking eat it.

I'm still rapping regularly. But I am not really looking at porn anymore. Fantasy!

fapping!

If dubs you gotta rap a little for us

Haha!

Will you do an Elliott Rodgers?

No. But I might do an Elliott Smith.

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Do you have a jorb?

Currently unemployed. Looking for a new job. Protip: don't study anything with "bio" in it.

Why haven't you tried men?

Because I am straight.

>never fucked a girl
>straight
Pick one

That's not due to lack of sexual attraction towards girls. It's due to lack of sexual attraction towards me.

Twice a week should be enough for someone your age. Quit looking at porn all day and find some hobbies. Or use one of these to get yourself off easily.

How do you spend your free time?

You have got to find the times when she is guaranteed not be around. I like to wake up early and fap one out before doing a little morning exercise. My wife is a pretty heavy sleeper though. Just look for the opportunities.

see

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Any tips for a 20 years old kissless virgin with agoraphobia and anxiety?

Both conditions should be treated with a psychologist. Make the first step and you will feel reborn.

I'm already going to a psychiatrist next month.

find a fungi to cuddle with?

fuck

Great. It will change your life.

Hope so.

Talk to me fuckers.

Just die.

We are basically the same except I am 28

Most people it seems like they are not reacting to the world but creating the world around them, it's the opposite for us because we don't have the "infinite experiences" generator also known as imagination

I know what you are talking about.

wow It's like im talking to myself :)

also another point is when you put more 'normal' people in the room the noise level keeps rising which I always found interesting, once there is enough people you will not observe a single moment of silence (like at a wedding or something)

Why no hooker?

Do you believe in more than 7 continents? I do. And you should

True.

Hookers don't count. Virginity is merely a symptom; the root cause is lack of attractiveness due to social weirdness.

Please explain your bullshit.

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Have you ever explored legal drugs you can take for autism or hyper rational thinking? it would be wise to arm yourself with lots of knowledge before you take the next step and discuss anything your doctor though

I have discussed depression with my doctor. Autism never can up. I don't know if I am clinically autistic. Maybe pathologizing every shit is the wrong way.

>Virginity is merely a symptom; the root cause is lack of attractiveness due to social weirdness.

Probably the first problem we should tackle when wizard threads come up.

Explain.

I think you lost interest in the physical act somewhere between teenagehood and wizardhood

Every time these no gf, no sex, wizard type threads pop up instead of focusing on the core issue of crappy social skills and organically connecting with people, they move straight to getting sex.

How would that manifest?

OP here. Sex is obviously the goal, but this is indeed the problem. And I don't know how to solve it.

I don't know either, but I know being socially inept is the cause.

rip OP

Naw dude. Naw.