Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
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>This is not Sup Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed.

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Rolling For Blonde Alliance

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Tristana Claimed

Yo

Hello tris

>cove sucks... hard
AHahahahahah
Did you meet the snibbidy snabs? THe big crab guys?
Did you meet the teams of four fish spearmen? Those guys are fucking bonkers
They can hit all spots and they crit so hard.
/dadg/ calls them critsnipers

Kekeke, back to books. What are some that you enjoyed reading? Like a lot?

Oooh okay. What the fuck though? All the cars are manual!? That's something insane to me.
Any idea why?

Same dude! Done with vacation. I mean it's summer so I guess not done with that. Done with the trip though.
Why were you trying to explain that pic to someone, lol?

>Always assume every car is out to kill you.
THOSE DAMN CARS, MONSTERS I TELL YOU
Pretty scary because they're not afraid of crashing as you are. Since they barely get dented but you basically get punted across the street.
>I'll take you for a ride!
Only if we get to cuddle and watch anime afterward
no homo not gay promise

>cuck life
best life though. Stable income and job is best

>chef bro ignores me
chef bro why

Steam sale was a bit shit. You got it on that.
If you think it's good then I definitely gotta check it out. Your semester started yet?

Oh I see. So where did you say you were from again?

Welcome back tristana

I'm baaaaaack

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>Your semester started yet?
No not until august.

Originally Cyprus.

The non-kebab side.

I really can't complain, yeah, but it still sucks.

Claimed and all that
(Makoto)
>properly dignifying your one and only waifu
>too much effort
It's about the principle of the thing

(Rory)
Same as far as the shoulders go. What days do you have off?

(Yuuko)
You do physically nothing? And I'm sure I will, thank you.

>The non-kebab side.
We could have been great friends, habibi.
Originally though? Where are you now?

So what classes did you end up getting?

mandatory cc claim

i see your back, in a proper manner.
welcome to the fuckin idk.
you now have no soul yada yada yada, please post your taste in music through video's so i can see if we have anything in common

I have to get back to /tg/ soon, the faggot magic players will be waking up, and I need to shitpost in their threads.

Hello, good morning Mio!

Hey Yuuko, how are things?

Thanks for the welcome and a hi hi to you

Hello Renge!

This is a good breakbeat album.
youtube.com/watch?v=IktBnnBwAm4

(Rory)
I've listened to the ones you linked, couldn't be arsed to download their albums yet but I will definitely do it today. The progressive/experimental rock components are what I enjoyed the most.

(Trips loliguy)
That's too bad, I hope I don't have to keep my pc on for days, win10 is gonna screw my plans.
Maybe I should be using case-insensitive.

No idea at all.

Because someone was like "Why the Fuck is her hair censored"

So i looked it up and i knew that it was because Shino told alice she wants to dye her hair blonde after she graduates. Alice thinks it would look terrible. Shino then thinks it would probably look so terrible they would have to censor her hair out of the Anime. "It would be just a Golden Mosaic" which is the title of the show. Mind blown.

Godspeed.

No prob
How you been? Yuno been chill while I was gone?

If talking to beautiful people online counts then i'm doing that right now.

Wonderful. The dolls haven't taken you yet.
This is good.
I'm sure you're doing good as well.

farewell

I live in Greece right now. Most people you talk to though will say that Cyprus and Greece almost the same country.

You could. But it took mine a few hours to come up.

It's also largely based on luck.

>Mind blown.
Ahahahahahah
Fucking nice. I didn't even get that joke. Thanks for that.

How was your week? Been all good?
Made some tasty dishes? That pork you showed me last time really made me want to stop being muslim kek

I don't really read that much. I don't really have favourites either. I found a lot of books not that interesting really. I don't really read that often.

Oh hello! How's it going?

Pretty much, it's why motorcycles are very aggressive in their riding. They have to be to be safe.

Totally, I'm up for that! No homo.

I'm on an iPhone. It is literally more trouble than it's worth!

Time to head home. Be back soon!

That's clever.

Luck is big weakness of mine.

>typo

>RUN AND HIDE DINOSAUR KAREN INCOMING

They aren't? Why would people say this? I don't really know anything about this.
You work or study by the way?

Darn, thought I could have a chat about this. Books are really nice. Fiction I mean. Can't really stand reading informative books. Get bored too fast.

>Very aggressive
Shouldn't they be the opposite!? How is aggressive riding equaling safe? Lmao

>mfw death

My week has been alright. My internet got fucked up so ive been posting off my phone and playing Overwatch off my phone. It should be turned on soon. I was trying to watch my data. The phone company just sent me a thing last night that i used 90 percent of my data. Fucks given ZERO.

Im Actually going shopping today for an event im catering at like Noon. Its crazy the Person who im doing it for is coming with me and she's a Passable Tranny. Should be interesting.

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You sound odd today.
I'm not sure if i should trust your earlier "I'm fine"

Akiko claimed
Still at the zoo

Niggers are not people and should be at the other side of the fence

People were rolling for Karen Lewds all week. I don't think anyone won. I hit quints and everyone lost their shit because i didnt go for karen lewds. This was made and given to me for it.

I'm sorry I'm just not much of a reader really. I struggle to find something that I don't want to put down.

karen-kun what the fuck am i looking at

>judgment ensues

That counts, I'd think. Is that your plan for the rest of the day?

Hey Tristy, what's up?

>Passable Tranny
Kekekke, I want to say go for it but I also don't want to.
Sounds like a fun thing. How much data you buy for your phone per month? I got 1.5 gigs
When does it renew? If it's 90% and all.

I need more Karen x Shino pictures now, lol

Ahahaha holy shit your gets are amazing

it's how I do niggas
death gets me D I A M O N D S

My boi, best artist.
How you doing?
Agree on the nigger statement lmao

I love the zoo
Have fun

I will also eat and read boring things you don't have an interest in.
Living the dream.
>pic related

I wouldn't know. Most of the time I see her when I go or when I'm heading out

The d- oh the dolls. Hey you know there's an island called Isla the Las muñecas? Doll Island and yes the typical disheveled, dusted, grimy, eye or limb missing spooks dolls

Eating some oatmeal and definitely will run this day. Missed two days because of stuff to do

Having some breakfast. I'm currently listening to the abyss watchers ost for remembrance of that awesome fight I had. You play Dark Souls?

>death

Oh. Im still here. Huh.

As I said I'm still at the zoo
Snek a cute
I'll report in later when I'm back home. We're almost leaving

>mfw

Well forget him, how about you? Been good?

Chef bro why ignore

Kekeke alright, have fun yo.

I have seen some bits about this island before when i was on my creepy pasta binge.

I haven't played 3 because I'm a jew and I'm waiting for the price to drop but otherwise yes

That's a great pic there
Are you sure I won't have an interest? Now I'm curious

i ordered a suicide vest today
it came in the mail
>pic related

What's with that outfit? Kiro a sloot?

i have a bunch of sino x karen. Dude i have like 20gigs on my phone plan.

1.5 gigs?
>kek

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I'll fucking end your life Karen.

omg this is so cool, I can complete some of your pictures lol
>pic related

1.5 gigs is all I can do man, it costs me something around 40 dollars.
How much does your 20 gig cost?

lmao no please fam
I'm just saying that dress is a little short and the thighhighs are a bit suggestive
that's all my man
:^)

can you set me up with a couple xtra dank memes

If you like anthropology mixed with a weird political skew about how all races are equal.

nice box yo

Nah it's all good friendo

She just likes showing off her rocking bod fam
>it was at home anyway

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>can't even open that gif because of what I think is on it
>random people passing by my laptop
nigga I really want to see that ass though

i am good
nice get 99

Yes we can. I love heart-shaped pupils so much.

If I'm aggressive in my riding, I have more control over what happens. If I'm not aggressive, it means I'm letting others decide how my riding goes.

I wouldn't even know how to do it. Besides, it's not like my normal file names are much better!
>Plus, it literally wouldn't do anything since iPod renames every image I upload to image by default.

My lovely communist waifu.

dont wori
i shall hold you in arms of myself
comfort

It cost like a couple hundred. but we have like 4 phones on the plan. But my sister and brother in law like are always in wifi Same with my mother. So i end up with all that data. They get hella pissed tho like last night when i got the text i got texts from all of them "THE FUCK?"

this gif rules btw

ilbe.com/7318543990

Alright then.
Continue onward.

Heart-shaped pupils are for sluts.

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"this is not Sup Forums this is /mai/"
it clearly says Sup Forums on the url.

you got again

Good morning

Hm, I guess that makes sense. Still scary overall.

nice meme honestly
I remember that pic
>inb4 everyone is rip
remember?

>pic related
also that's fucking funny as hell lmao
They can be pissed but they can't take back the overwatch hours kekekke

Did I bother you with my question? Apologies if I did. Was just getting to know you better.

Hi Rin! We haven't met before. I'm Karen, how are you doing today?

Rin

>all races are equal
But that's wrong :^)
It depends, I have to be in the mood for that sort of reading. It isn't uninteresting, though.

Wow, I didn't realize iphone was such shit. And yeah, you could stand to fix those too.

This man has the right idea
That said, heterochromia is also almost always garbage

what

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I disagree but sadly they are not above Togame's. Does she look good with glasses?

Not in my pc.

That's a really good find, you can even make a bunch of crops out of those and they are all adorable.

Madoka is trash and Homura is used trash.

Rin?

This is Lily. :C

>Karen
But yes, we haven't met before.

>secret threads
>wew
>toothpaste
>remember?

How does it feel to have such a shit taste?

Was doing Pathfinder stuff and riding home. Damn its cold.

anyway im going to the store to get some ciggys. Be back in a bit.

Lily

>my apologies

>yuuko

Didn't even notice it. Went for a pizza.

Cyprus and Greece are like close brothers.

She's not always heterochomic. It is not clearly explained in the show, but her eye changes when she makes schemes.

I'm sure she would.

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How is Homura used?

Nakano Chisame claimed

o shit yes i remember

nevermind

I'm new... What do you all do in this thread, exactly?

The zoo? That sounds awesome, what's your favorite animal? Send some pics

Yes, very well doing, I am. Going to run, for real, this time. Missed two days. Und you?

If we ever meet and if we ever amass the time and money, that should be our last place, like the last level. We burn everything and find a way to return to civilization

That's a great idea, pc? I bought it because of being impatient and felt a need to reward myself

Well hi, how you been this week? Doing good?
You look a lot like the vocaloid girl in the thumbnail

>smuggest homu pic
holy fuck I feel inferior just looking at it

Kekeke, enjoying it a lot so far? Stay warm yo.

Gotcha bro, right here.

Oh yeah? Did they split or whatever?
You study or work?
What pizza did you get?

That's the one! Who posted?

I mean shieeeeet nigga

We meme hard all day honestly.
You been good?

Have you seen my riding video, Karen?

It is.
I could, but the way I have them makes it easier to find specific pictures.

We chat about things and vent if we're feeling pissy. All while posting pics of our waifus/husbandos.

I'm off.
Bye.

>riding video
Dear god please no what did you do you absolute madman

Lily is a Vocaloid girl. And I just got into bed so I think Im good on the staying warm front now.
>1.8C
>add in windchill doh
>wew

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It's fine Yuuko. I'm not on much during the mornings, so first meetings are fine. ^_^

Weeks been good, not great.
Somewhat feeling better from last night, migraine and all.

Lily is a Vocaloid.

I'm in university right now.

>Did they split or whatever
I don't know, I'm no historian. We speak the same language, same religion , same tradition, our similarities are too many.

Mushroom with peppers.

Just the tiniest bit of smug there. Its more a sinister smile to be honest.

>Rory-sama