What do people on this board do for a living?

What do people on this board do for a living?

be a parasite son until I decide so

I STUDY. WHEN I NO STUDY I PRAISE THE MOST HIGH
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Forwarder in EU transport

I build the internet. I am the lord high reagent of the net. You dwell in my land. Also stop calling me when it stops working. Shit happens. Get over it.

Britain's representative to the European commission

Metal fabricator - Steel and Aluminium, mostly. Machine parts and tools for heavy industry.

£9.85 p/h, plus overtime and bonuses. gets tedious but it pays the bills and i live OK.

Civil servant

ISP Tech support.

I really want to quit though. People are constantly being whiny unreasonable assholes and after a year its getting harder and harder to stop myself from just laying into customers over "no, its not our fault that you didn't pay the bill because you had dropbox on 24/7 to bottleneck your line."

Web Developer

Hard & software engineer (mostly embedded systems)

Pays shit btw.

video game artist

Drilling

physicist

Tattoo artist

Technical writer and editor for a defense company

sound / audiovisual tech, really dig it but where i live we get paid literally SHIT by the hour

nothing really...

Consultant for banks and insurance companies. Mostly do assignments as business analyst, sometimes IT process related shit

Male prostitute

Mail man

Electrician, going to be a ski rental tech in japan soon though

a man studies mathematics

Post some of your work

>£
for now

Professional Masturbator

Police

Tacobell. I lick all your tortillas before you.

Professional speaker. Talk at confrences. $5k per hour. Only do 3 talks a month and earn $15k. Great job.

Railroad conductor

I also own a real estate company. I own three properties that I rent out.

English teacher.

RN

disability income

i'm a model if you know what i mean

Freelance journalist

Niponaut. Like a cosmonaut, but Japanese

>5k per hour

Lie detector

pharmacy technician and student

Different user here. Speakers can really get paid that much.

US Congressman

Different user here.

They do but they're generally very well accomplished people. Not btards

>Professional speaker. Talk at confrences. $5k per hour. Only do 3 talks a month and earn $15k. Great job.

Really? Can you prove that? Do you also get mad pussy? Oh yhea, spread my meme

PRAISE THE MOST HIGH

Phone salesmen

>man is a wagamama man

Maybe he's a speaker and a lolifag?

I'm an electrical forester for Hydro One in Ontario Canada

A boy does not a single fucking thing

A cow waloper

A sysadmin has no name.

Fix airplanes

approve shit people wants to build

Nuclear Installation Engineer (Electrical maintenance atm)

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Are any of you good with women? I need tips

I'm will be working on the real estate side of things. Did you buy your first home to live in or fix it up? Goal is to rent out 3-5 properties and rent for around 1100 a month

Guitar and amplifier tech

Utility Arborist*

Wendy's top chef.

I'll give you more than just the tip.

No, I just masturbate to hentai.

Currently botanist technician, but that's just for the season.

Also bonus points for the fact that my captcha was "select all images with trees".

Sure, get off Sup Forums and go outside/socialise

Diesel mechanic. Bout 65k/ year.

Warehouse manager easy gig, just transferred to a new warehouse shift went from 4am-12pm to 8am-5pm feels bad

semantics.

I'm not Sup Forums all the time
Just when I'm high

High school math teacher.
45k a year + extra duty coaching etc... +8k.
I only work 185 days a year. bitches.

Janitor

I work for a couple hours a day then browse the internet if the boss isn't around. Ez

Coastal Engineer

Sup Forums is pretty anti tattoos these days, so I'd rather not.

Paramedic

I have no social life, im sitting rotting in my apartment on disability browsing Sup Forums all day.

I just did 2 weeks in indonesia speaking for a life insurance company. Got paid USD cash. What is so hard to believe? I'm a very smart cunt with lots of experience. I know heaps of speakers that get paid more than me. Bill Clinton gets $100K per talk. I can't see why you assholes are so retarded. Get with the fucking program. Geez.

Navy fighter pilot

Software developer

>NEET Bucks

Arbor fag here too
I climb 40 foot palms for fun and give trees haircuts

Mechanical Engineering - Intern

[Still in school]

I brew beer for a living

An user lives. An user won't know what an other user does.

Tax Inspector

Composer/Arranger for Film/TV/Theatre music scores.
>pic related...., is me.

I bought my first house to live in. It was originally a two flat and I converted it back to a single family. I does most of it myself and that's when i realized I could do this. My wife has been into real estate for a long time. She's an assessor. So we started buying and then Incorporated

>give trees haircuts

I hope you're a barber. Hairstylist or -dresser is such a faggot way to earn your keep.

On the other hand, this IS Sup Forums.. ..

>an other
>other
hurrrrr durrrrr

I work in a nursing home, i help people with dementia when they need to wash, get dressed, eat dinner, take meds etc.

I do debt collections for the courts, i actually really enjoy it

Working 3 part time jobs.
>Occupational therapeut
>Give MMA Lesson to Kids
>Superviser in Packaging Factory

Software.

Currently porn sites.

Work 20 hours on the weekend for a bookies and 40 hours during the week for a supermarket.

Wank.

Honestly. It's all I do. Oh, and wait.
Usually I get some work done, but according to the GF, it's just never enough.

So I watch reruns and wank while she's at work. And wank. And wait.

Money keeps on coming in, though.
They won't for long, but I have like three months till I hafta consider work again.

how much do you get? and what is the disability you get paid for?

Air traffic control officer

Get fit, look well, smell good, and get some confidence even if its bullshit.

Professional acrobat. I get paid to do flips.

Software Architect

>tree haircuts
>barber
You fucking autist. He said arborist

Im unemployed

Maintanencefag at a hospital

I feel for you bro, I'm a network engineer for fortune 100 company and I can't imagine the shit you have to put up with from users.

My department won't even consider hiring you if you don't have at least a CCNP and we still get calls and cases from people that blame the network for everything under the sun. I got a case this week because a user was convinced the network was why some buttons on his phone were not working. I believe his exact words were "the numbers must be getting lost somewhere". An hour argument later he was amazed to find out the buttons were just broken and replacing the phone fixed it.