ITT post your cunt's greatest ally

ITT post your cunt's greatest ally

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Fuck Merkel, praise Orban

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Slovenia

Crna Gora

cute

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>that pic
my sides

Hate and love doesn't contradicts to each other.

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we have no allies, just temporary non-enemies

B-but

It's gomblicated. We are not known for long lasting relationships.

SCHULTENBRĂ„U DAS IST MEIN BIER!

They know how to get perfidy on our side.

I'd kiss a frog on the head desu

Can't decide between Portugal, America and France. Can I just have 3 greatest allies instead?

We don't have a true ally,Montenegro used to be based as fuck but they are way to brainwashed now.Those fucks were always with us fighting the eternal Turk for 400 years,then Tatars to the east,Germanic invaders,and finnaly helping us fight against heretics in our Civil war,no matter what they say you guys did good in Dubrovnik and for that I respect you djetici

we have no allies, just temporary non-enemies

nowhere

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Why would you want to be allies with America? Do you like spic and nigger infested shitholes?

I would have said the Netherlands, don't think we've ever really warred with them

Actuall there were couple anglo dutch wars in the 17th century.

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To be fair most of them were when we had Scottish kings, so if anything you were helping save us from the sweaty jocks

>tfw no ally i want to call ally

FUCL YOU JAPAN AND ITALY

Who are you?

Wow, you must be desperate if you want Italy as an ally

Britain/Canada/Australia/NZ are such close allies that sometimes I feel like we're part of the same country. Americans would happily go to war to defend them, if "friendships" can actually exist between countries then that's what we have.

France is a close second.