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cara

first for needing a wee with a sore boner

fuck off jfs

my condolences to the next generation that has to go through the education system

he wants to trample on my bollocks and be an all around pain in the arse probably

>ball earthers

Lmao @ you

EXCELLENT POST XDDD THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS XDDD TIS 2BH LOVE CARA XDDD

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you're up early

listening to No.1 Party Anthem - Arctic Monkeys

>Laura Kuensberg didn't report the queen backing brexit before the referendum because she "only had one source"
>in an age where the mainstream media happily report based on tweets or even outright making shit up

Ah yes the BBC totally doesn't have an agenda

eventually the only thing youngsters will learn about is diversity

this 2bh

thanks but no yanks

fuck off you nonce

have a feeling we are going to hit a period of technological stagnation again

>Arctic Redditors

bit different when it's a royal mate

report false info on them and that's a career ender

I find the existence of a god a dubious proposal at best

That's utter bollocks. I got a smart watch for Christmas

Really liked her until that.

There was absolutely no need for her to spit it out with only one source and know that it would stir something up.

Really low move.

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they don't report news stories based on twitter, you dumbfuck. that's just reporting on trending stories.

the bbc still has a higher standard of scrutiny than any other media company. that's why they're the last to report

got a christmas tomorrow that I do not want to go to

ah yes, the infamous Irish wit

yeah its bullshit man

not sure if i should go with daddy or not

You call it wit but it's actually true.

alexandra daddario's boobs are too big for a girl her age.

iterally the chest of a 55 year old who has had 4 children

will I get addicted from 30mg of codeine a day?

I do not want to go through withdrawal again, but I'm in a fair bit of pain

There is literally no scientific proof the earh is round

want to DIE

whats the last acceptable day to wear a christmas jumper

I live there and can confirm it's round

Christmas day

on ya head LOL!!!!!

Really enjoy Sup Forums ads

Sent another email to Denmark but they still can't find my xbox

I hate women so much

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how ALL though?

>not using AB, ABP, UB and Goodblock at once

ancient gimmick

Pay a hitman to kill you

>I hate women so much

Is there a more perfect show to watch than Black Books?

The best gimmicks are those only done once or twice a year

and tell him half now half later

GO ON THEN. Prove to me the earth is round. You literally can find a shred of evidence to support this claim

when will they learn lads

car won't start

The bible says so

Women are greedy, useless shits, you can't defend them.

still at the 'rents house lads, bit bored hehe

you can fly in one direction and find yourself in the same place you started in

How do these people explain circumnavigation?

Boxing Day

how's the collarbone

how am I supposed to prove I have 2 kids you twonks

>when you have the recurring nightmare that you send a girl nudes, so in the morning you rush to check that you didn't actually send nudes

this keeps happening

Laura Kuenssberg is an absolute tart. Licked her minge in uni

pain from what?

They are flying at a very slight angle so you eventually do a big circle. You ever flew a plane all the way around? Didn't think so

take a picture of them with a time stamp

Post them runt

sarkoma

raiders on bbc in an hour lads

Who's feeling the heat here?

Might pop down to Easons and spend the voucher me ma gave me

if you flew a plane in a totally straight line in a flat earth scenario you wouldn't be able to find yourself in the same place you started

that alone disproves your theory

What about the sun never setting

Of course you wouldn't. And that doesn't happen. Proves nothing

>your iPhone isn't an android so iPhone doesn't exist

What?

rate the little mix slags lads

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better today than it was yesterday and the day before

so if we live on a flat earth and a plane flew from one side of the world to the other, what would happen when it reached the end?

Last Crusade is best but Raiders is better than Temple. All comfy af.

neither will my sex life

1, 3, 4, 2

Only plebs say perrie is the best

Eh? The sun sets. It was dark a few hours ago

uhh

hope you get better lad

curry for tea lads
already looking forward to it

Honestly every day is better than the day before because we're always becoming better people every day.

All 0/10, like their music

Disappear like that Malaysian flight

If he has an IQ of 150 then how can't he read? Check mate, theists.

reactivated faceyb for a few minutes and saw one of my normie high school friends has a pretty bad hairline now so at least ive got that over him

2 4

>3 above 4 and 2

What aren't you understanding? They don't fly in a straight line they fly in a big circle

you like their music?

me too.

Temple is fucking underrated, sure the female companion was annoying, but it's pretty damn solid other than that.

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put an order in for my new dslr lads, need to drive an hour to torquay to pick it up though and an hour back

but might have a little stroll round the ol' riviera

is he of macedonian heritage?

wogs get the worst hair lines in their early 20s

Yeah but it comes back the same direction tomorrow, how?

jealous

Wasn't it a little asian kid?

count yourself lucky lad, would rather have a thousand chinese/SE asian than a single paki