You're cremated now motherfucker!
You're cremated now motherfucker!
Nicholas Nelson
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
reddit.com
nr.reddit.com
twitter.com
Zachary Stewart
EASY
EEEEEAAAAASSSSY
Carter Bennett
I'M A BAD MAN YOU KNOW THAT, STOP THE CAR, WHOOOAAAA
Thomas Ortiz
who /snatched/ here
Henry Wilson
what the fuck is up with his hair? Is it plugs? spraypaint?
Aaron Taylor
I'M STEALING ALL OF THEIR BIRTHDAYS
David Bailey
He has plugs and he uses black marker.
Jason Green
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
Oliver Adams
Snatching this birthday.....WITH NO SURVIVORS!!
Henry Davis
My mom named me Mason after "Mason Storm" from "Hard to Kill".
Cooper Morris
Are these Seagal's greatest fight scenes of all time? even surpassing the famous bar scene in Out 4 Justice?
Jason Fisher
Levi Smith
Well i'm sorry to hear that.
What did your father had to say about that? Or is your father allowed to speak without permission?
Lincoln Myers
nothing surpasses his autistic son
youtube.com
Jacob Mitchell
Jesus
Kayden Fisher
what about his first wife's son?
Daniel Carter
Jordan Smith
Mason don't ever speak to me and Masson ever again.
David Stewart
Friendly reminder that his best quote is still 'Fuck you and die'
Daniel Wood
Factually inaccurate in a world where "blood bank" exists.
Caleb Diaz
I remeber him playing a side character in some low budget samurai movie
Adam Parker
>I have the envy of every man
How is this even a real person
Caleb Martin
That looks like the same guy that Grandmaster Seagal beat in one move.
Gavin Thompson
Reminder to purchase the seminal work on Seagal's ouvre
Jacob Cox
Go easy on his AMA, phams. I don't want him to abort it.
Gavin Adams
>Belly Of The Beast
I like how they edited out the stuntman pretending to be Steven.
Luis Jones
did the meme already die?
Ethan Clark
Well i'm sorry to hear that.
How long until the AMA starts?
Jason Reyes
>shake his hand
>falls over
Samuel Sanchez
about 10 minutes if i am not mistaken
Colton Gutierrez
sorry im wrong, one hour and 10 minutes it is
Blake Cooper
Bentley Johnson
judging by his belly size, It'd be too late to abort
Ryder Ortiz
>go to fandango to look up Civil War tickets for friday
>mfw theres a Seagal movie IN THEATERS playing at exactly one time slot
Should I?
Jackson Cox
yep
Chase Thomas
my sides
Easton Clark
greatest anime sword fight of all time
Ayden Butler
PSA: REDDIT AMA WITH SEAGAL TODAY
We at least need to ask what in the actual fuck did he meant by the "snatch every motherfucker birthday" line
Jordan Murphy
It begins 12PM Eastern, so in 1h44min. FUCK we can't miss this dank opportunity
Cameron Phillips
Explain that image.
Lincoln Baker
That's 12AM. 12PM Eastern is in 13h42min. Faggot
Logan Scott
It starts in 30 minutes you retards
Luis White
try an hour and 30 minutes?
t. someone who's actually in the east coast
Gavin Rivera
you are a mouthbreathing retard
and you weren't pretending
John Evans
-4 gmt means it starts at 12 in england. Thats in half an hour
Kevin Turner
Quit bickering phams. We need dummy Reddit logins ASAP
Benjamin Cruz
Not 12. I meant 16
Luke Ross
is this a homage to Eazy-E?
Kayden Barnes
Just get your alts lads, it's nearly time
Caleb Phillips
get a throwaway email if you have to and ready up, cunts
Nathaniel Lee
John Gonzalez
bumperino for aikino
Chase Ross
Another birthday snatched. Time for me punani.
Jace Reed
Seagal vs Putin
Seagal
>Lord of Aikido
>Honorary black belt in Karate
>Soul Warrior
Putin
>Black belt in Judi
>Invented Combat Sambo
>Extremely high pain tolerance
Lucas Rogers
My birthday in on July 15, what do so he won't snatch it bros?
Austin Lee
Will they ever learn?
Camden Stewart
>amazing dancer
Brandon Murphy
what do you guys think of this
Blake Kelly
Good thing Putin has a big warm heart and great sense of humor.
Daniel Perez
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Ayden Mitchell
I wanna go fishing with him
Anthony Sanders
SO WHERE IS THAT STEVEN SEAGAL AMA I THOUGHT IT SHOULD START ABOUT AN HOUR AGO REEEE
Chase Turner
Bane vs Seagal (Big guy vs Big guy)
Matthew Roberts
Bane wins unless it's his birthday or he's standing in between Seagal and some punani
Ryder Hall
yeah no bane is not even a real big guy, he is like 5 foot 6
Ryan Myers
happy birthday
for you
Kayden King
If i snatched you birthday, would you cry?
Grayson Harris
FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE AMA
Brayden Cooper
What the fuck
Asher King
oh shit
Christian Rogers
IT'S STARTING NOW YOU...YOU...
DOUBLE SNATCHER
Aaron Wilson
WELL IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT
Juan Johnson
I don't get how reddit works. Someone link the AMA
Wyatt Williams
where is it
Landon Ross
this please, i dont understand this shitty site
Henry Scott
>I don't get how reddit works.
.... Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Leo Green
Seagals home
Luis Hall
Andrew Taylor
Henry Campbell
Carter Phillips
EAASSYY
Charles Morris
>from thailand
wew lads
Thomas Baker
>I will not be doing Expendables 4.
Benjamin Kelly
Sup Forumseddit
I'll allow it this time. It's the magic of seagalposting coming alive
Jaxson Clark
easy......
Luke Rodriguez
MEME
A
G
I
C
Cameron Jones
someone ask him what is the buddha nature
Chase Rogers
Shut up or i snatch your motherfucker birthday
Charles Miller
link me ur posts to upboat :)
Eli Flores
easy
EASY
EEEEAASY
Cooper Hughes
How do they know its the real Seagal?
Liam Flores
Someone ask him if he likes that thai boipuccy.
Liam Brown
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Leo Green
IT BEGINS
Captcha: select the popcorn
Aiden Nelson
Just seems like such a Seagal thing to say.
Xavier Rodriguez
some faggot with an account ask him already about the motherfucking birthdays.
Brandon Martinez
>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.
How can the band be all-black when is some kind of white?
Nathaniel Edwards
>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.
Kek, has he really lied so much that he now believes his own lies?
Landon Wright
amazing human bean
Carter Cox
nigga was born in 1952 and claims to have played in an all-black band in detroit in the 50's
classic seagal