BANTER THREAD

ITT: We post the best international banter we've seen on the internet, on Sup Forums or abroad

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
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Try to outbanter this

wow
I can't beat that desu

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I've posted some great banter over the years, but unfortunately I receive few replies and no screencaps

Hi again doc

Do you know much about IBS

Y/N question

just terrible, stop posting

Y, what do you need to know about it?

Awful, never post again.

It's like this

My digestive system is really sensitive and I often get bloating

What happens is it presses against my back which hurts my posture a lot. Also, it makes my back really sore and I have to crack it a lot. Through the years it's gotten worse and I have to do some Kama sutra tier stretching to get the cracks out, every time I stretch I sound like a mini firecracker from all the cracking and even then, I sometimes can't get all the kinks and remain sore

It's exacerbated by diet, but baseline is still pretty bad

What should I do?

>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""'

hmmm, this sounds like a toughie, 4 possibilities spring to mind

1 - Gluten intolerance or other dietary insensitivity, possible calcium deficiency due to Vitamin D malabsorption, just causing microfractures and pain in the vertebra (don't worry their harmless)

2 - Recurring etiological factor that causes pancreatic irritation and inflammation, anything Ampulla of Vater Papillitis to chronic mild pancreatitis - less likely

3 - Irritable Bowel Syndrome exacerbated by diet like you said, but also psychological factors which are amenable to pharmacological treatment

4 - the converse, you have lumbar lordosis and bain from ankylosing spondylitis (and the consequent sacroilitis, and the digestive manifestations are actually an autoimmune association like gluten intolerance or celiac disease

That'll be 200 bucks

Chink can't handle the banter in Czechia

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To be fair, though:
>Czech banter

Of course all of this means nothing if you can identify the dietary component creating all this hullaballoo, even the back pains can be explained by diarrhoea because of it

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Ay doc are you still coming to London to study?

> American """"""""""people"""""""""

y u laffin?

I hope, things are getting crappy and 2017 is the year I need to revitalize my medical career

Don't worry I'll remove 20 muslims and blacks on arrival and not racemix besides pumping prostitutes and having meaningful convos with them

Sup Sudanbro. How's my favourite poster doing?

Canadians are banter lords

Pls racemix with me

Hello, Italibro

Doing alright...I've spent a total 18 hours across 2 days here, I think it's enough

Hmmm yes

I know some of these words yes

I'll look into your diagnoses. Gluten intolerance came up a few times during my researching online. Your incredible medical knowledge never ceases to amaze btw, wow.

Best of luck in your studies. And honestly, I think you spend too much time on here, myself as well. I think it's borderline toxic to be honest.

R U A GIRL?!

PREPARE YOUR PUSSYBREAD, ONE PARMESAN CALZONE COMING CUP

Thank you bro, hope you recover completely, plus all I do besides shitposting on Sup Forums is read medical books because I constantly feel deficient in info, especially with genomics, micro, etc

this is not banter, these are Czechs being dicks to some random foreigner who spends his money in their country

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Nah senpai was wondering since it would be nice to meet you as I live in London

coming up*

ruined the entire foreplay

I was really hoping it was the glasses brunette who posted her image for evaluation vs the blonde last year, with the cute face and stocky huggable body

I'll try to make it over, don't worry I won't stay too long

What drives you to absorb knowledge? I can imagine it can get less than exciting at times.

Personally I've got much on my list of things to learn, but it's like the link between execution and planning has been severed. tbf I have ADHD and am reliant on what stimulants I can obtain, i.e. caffeine, for now, and even then, I'm just a sweaty less-than-focused version of myself desu

nice, bravo!

Parmesan calzone taste like shit t b h. I'm still gonna slurp your dick tho.

This isn't banter, this is just alt-right back-slapping.

Thank you, the fear of failing to properly treat ever possible patient makes me study, and also embarrassing myself in front of other doctors

>I'm still gonna slurp your dick tho.
Listen here, please don't play me. This is the greatest affirmation of my masculinity since my balls dropped.

I just hand a tingle across my entire autonomic nervous system from my forehead to my penis

I've only experienced it twice, the first day I masturbated and the first day I ever saw porn

Don't play me, I am teetering on disaster after FWG. Not even memeing

Would you mind giving me a throwaway email or something to keep in touch?

alri rasheed

sure

[email protected]

Didn't read. Too busy thinking about drinking your cum

I don't think even the most sexually liberal girl in the world would say this on Sup Forums

>Not present

wtf happened

>FWG
wew I forgot all about that

lots of friendly fire, mines and traps.

I've learned to just accept that everyone here is either a trap or gay and even though I'm straight it's easy to become ok with it of you just don't think about it and focus on the anime girl images.

Operation Cottage was a tactical maneuver which completed the Aleutian Islands campaign. On August 15, 1943, Allied military forces landed on Kiska Island, which had been occupied by Japanese forces since June, 1942. The Japanese, however, had secretly abandoned the island two weeks prior, and so the Allied landings were unopposed. Despite this, after over two days in thick fog and in a confused state of affairs, U.S. and Canadian forces mistook each other for the enemy. The brief firefight left 32 dead, with a further 50 wounded on either side and 130 trench foot wounds.[1] Allied forces suffered over 300 casualties in total during the operation, due to stray Japanese mines, friendly fire incidents, and the difficult terrain.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

I can literally say anything I want here and I will never pay the consequences. Now send nudes.

Traps aren't that bad especially if the Italiankid is cute, but the major problem is getting that feel of exhiliration down my system again

I am not an attractive man beneath my neck and above my crotch

Send a dick pic pls. I am a virgin so I really can't judge dongs lmao.

Nothing spectular, cut horrendously, black 7 at most, more if reduce my body fat lying beneath there, curved downward, very very thick and crappy for anal, good for filling out a short pussy

Looks crap next to my extremely long thigh

10/10

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800000

sudanbro are ytou here STILL

Yes my brother from another mother

can you consult me

i have some inflammation in my left foot, literally from nowhere, for 2 months and going now

fucking retarded ridiculous condition. i've gotten xray, everything's fine. i went to various doctors and those retards cant figure out what's wrong. it swells if i walk a lot. I fucking limp. i got artoxan injections for 5 days straight, swelling went to 0 almost, I could walk properly, but the SOURCE was still there. like if i press there enough, it hurts. from there it slowly returned.

picrelated where it hurts, only left foot though

Do you have flat foot?
Burning pain there or on the sole of the foot?
No fractures I assume from the X-rays and your doctors?
Did you walk a lot or a great distance recently?
Do you sit a lot of the time?
Which movements make it worse?

about flat foot

one time in childhood, a massage person in sanatorium told me I have flat foot

recently, a DOCTOR told me my foot isnt flat at all

then, one orthopedic cunt told me it is, but he immediately tried to sell me orthopedic soles, so i took with grain of salt

pain there, not on sole. no fractures or any damage as seen from xrays, + multiple doctors examined xray.

no, but I vaguely remember that I went for a run, then went to sleep, then woke up when all of this started

i sit a lot, yeah. just walking I guess. it used to be when I tried to stand on one foot, it hurt a lot, but now it doesnt.

Bingo - Flat Foot causing Posterior Tendon Syndrome

Your Posterior Tibialis is inflamed right in the area where you should me, because of the altered kinematics flat floot, you probably have some scoliosis and recurring pains elsewhere

This should cover it better than I can (not a Sport's medicine doctor)

orthoinfo.aaos.org/topic.cfm?topic=a00166

sheeeeeeeeeeeeit

also months before that, sometimes when walking, randomly these areas would become numb and as if under extreme muscle pressure

so im pretty much certainly flat footed ? ? ? ? ? ?

Posterior Tibialis (Tendon) Syndrome

You need
>analgesics
>certain forms of physiotherapy
>Orthotic support
>Rest, Ice, etc for flare ups

But most of all heavy lifting to get those muscles aligned while your still young, you don't want to be wheelchair bound after 55

This thing has been going on for a while because of your flat foot bro.

There are surgical 'final/hail mary' solutions, but I even I wouldn't trust any surgeon, even in western countries, only the best, and especially in Good Ole USA, look them up but DON'T RELY ON THEM

EXERCISE to get those muscles back in shape and fix the flat foot is the best therapy, because it will last a lifetime

Good luck and speedy recovery bro

Oh, this should give you an idea of the normal foot curvature

Sports Medicine Surgeons, because of the NFL, are absolute miracle workers, never consider surgery unless you find someone who is as good as them, there a number of procedures, but sometimes they can fuck shit up more than they actually fix

i had this like subconscious idea that I should seek out sports doctor or whatever

where do you even find them?

When did this thread turn into podiatry

Look up someone local, get a first opinion, then think of going abroad, preferably a famous sports doctor in the US, to get the conclusive diagnosis

lel, let's hope it doesn't become a foot-fetish thread after this

> preferably a famous sports doctor in the US
are you being cheeky now mate

Not even memeing, pretty sure you'll find an excellent sports doctor locally, and if you're not satisfied tell him to recommend someone abroad

Also these sports doctors are famous but if you're rich and persistent enough they'll see you. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're considering surgery, your diagnosis is very clear and can be taken care of locally.

I wouldn't trust just any one to operate on my leg u

-unless I am sure he/she's the best

Exercise on the long-term to realign them muscles should be a startS

yeah im quitting job to lift full time

kek, Kiska actually means pussy in Russian

Better be careful, research the individual exercises and their effects

You don't want to aggravate the tendon damage with the wrong exercise, also try to balance both work life and personal life, unless you run a business or rent out apartment

What have Czechs even done except lose to Austria for the past thousand years?

>banter thread
>actually just sudanon diagnosing patients and giving health advice

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Holy kek

"52% of Jews want to ban homosexuality" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

wait was that kinkaid the kitchy scenic painter?

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burgers are shit at banter

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>BANTER THREAD
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