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when is the right time to RAPE a woman ?

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when the great prophet muhammad approves it

3am on Saturday morning when they stagger home drunk.

Oh you

You dastardly bastard

When they don't want it.

After you converted to islam

When isn't it?

Never.

Only in self defense

any sexual act committed on a woman is considered rape

When she says "No"

When the shit do you need to rape someone in self defense

That's the joke, retard.

That's a dumb joke buddy

When your a porn star and your filming a rape video otherwise I can't think of a good response

When she asks for it

Ur a dumb buddy joke

14h57

Oh if your a tentical monster and it's all you know?

Only if her age is on the clock.

first fuck your mom. Then you can talk

Before she turns 9. Always remember OP, "After she's 8, it's already too late!"

It's self defense for ANY man to rape a bitch if said bitch has already falsely accused another man of rape. Call it preventative rapenance.

I smell someone's special snowflake status getting butthurt.

It's only okay to RAPE a woman if she falsely accused you of it.

when you get their consent

Probably
>implying I claim speshul snowflake status because I think rape is bad
Ok pal

My mom is nearly 60, under 5 feet tall, and over 200 pounds. Not to mention the fact that I have sworn to kill her in cold blood if she ever comes near me again. I don't think I could get it up for my mom with an injection of viagra straight to the dick, and a gun to my head.

if a sloot rape blamed some other dudes, and she was always denied from the court.
than use your chance because her credibility is non existant.

Summerfag detected

There's no reason to ever not rape a woman. They have evolved to be dominated and raped by men and that is the way it should be.

when your horny

>on Sup Forums
>Thinks rape is bad
>denies special snowflake status

I think your math is a little shaky friend.

I always thought it would be horrible and funny to put an ad on craigslist, saying i'm some random girl I may know that I hate.

On the ad, i'd put her address, and say that i have a rape fantasy. And i want it to be as real as possible. Saying i'll fight back, so you'll need to over power me.

Id put down their weekly schedual, and the best ways to get into the home. And under no circumstances would I want to when or where it was going to happen.

And I'd wait.

(obviously Id have to open an email and use proxy servers for the email, and even then id drive around until i found an open wifi spot from a random house.)

am i the only one that thinks this would be horribly evil/ funny?

friday or saturday preferably put gas mask on her with sleepy gas and automatically muffled scream and will fall asleep for you to enjoy.

...and unoriginal

Well I did fail math a few times.
I'm pretty sure special snowflakes are the transginger genderqueer unicorns, am I wrong on this?
Didn't think basic human respect really fell under that.

>Call it preventative rapenance.

This is genius.

as long as she's still warm

You're on Sup Forums muddafukka...

At what point does "basic human respect" even enter into the equation?

>"OH SHIT SHE'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR ME!!!!
>I BETTER RAPE HER IN SELF-DEFENSE!!!!"
>-George Zimmerman

Checks out.

Wasn't something kind of like this pulled during the days of Jesse Slaughter?

I know where I am, thank you.
Respect for the physical boundaries of other people? I'm pretty sure rape is the biggest action of disrespect for a person's body that is possible.

I feel like a gun to the head would discourage a boner.

I actual catfished this guy on fb with pics of a girl I wanted to see get raped, made him drive 3 hours to get to "my" apartment to fuck me, which obviously was her apartment. I told him I had a rape fantasy just as you described, and to just go at it as soon as I open the door acting confused. He got all the way there but when she opened the door instead of going for it the faggot talked to her until he figured out it was all a set up. Fucker.

after she's asleep, but before she wakes up.

when you're rp'ing with a woman who actually wants to fuck you, you retarded neckbeard.

backpage, craiglist screens posts.

Make money a BIG DEAL" you have to put $200 in the mailbox 1st of i wont fight back"

double the carnage

And that's why we love it.

When its without her consent

Like I believe that any of you lil neckbeards have even touched a woman, let alone raped her.

I did date rape a girl in college. Seriously.

When you defeat the enemy army and enslave their women.

When they say no

I definitely don't believe that.

IM BYEEEEE-ACKKK

Actually way back in the 90's I paid a crackhead $300 to fuck his 10yr old daughter while he went out on an all night binge. It was pretty sweet.

Pretty much whenever

Just as long as it's brutal

When she asking for it? What a stupid question is that?

I don't give a shit what you believe. It happened and I never got caught. I have felt bad about it but also still jack off to the memory.

When she wants it

This nigga knows what hes talkin about

Same

I think you're in the wrong place then. Go pontificate on Sup Forums or /lit/ leave Sup Forums to the human scum who were happier when you weren't here.

I mean technically you paid for her, even if you are a huge piece of human garbage.
Ok then tell me how you did it, give me a greentext

It is never the right time, only the right opertunity.

I think I'll just go ahead and go wherever I want.

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If you've tried the normal way for at least a month with no results. Then sure, go for a few, but you shouldn't make a habit out of it.

Whatever knocks your hair back snowflake. Just get used to the title, cus that's how you come across.

Hey if being a good person is being a snowflake then whatever.
I wonder if you'd have the same opinion on rape if some 10" dicked nigger dragged you into an alley and tore up your asshole.

Yeah, I am a huge piece of human trash. And yes I did pay for it. The weirdest part of it all is, I think he started passing her ass to his rock dealer after that, because he never had to hit me up for cash again, but he always had a steady supply of crack.

At least you acknowledge it. The poor kid's probably dead in a ditch somewhere, I can't imagine a drug dealer treating a child kindly.

it's not rape, it's a privilege.

It's okay to rape a woman if she enjoys it.

Not that user, but being a "good person" here makes you a special snowflake. Do that on reddit or FB and that won't happen.

Considering some of the shit that happened to me as a kid, my opinion on rape is probably never going to change. It would make you sick to know what happens to some kids who get lost in the shuffle of the foster care system.

Immediately after she is born

There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.

After you check em.

Like I said I'm alright with that.
If you've experienced rape or sexual abuse why would you ever want to inflict that on another person?

I don't think she is actually. Last I heard of her old man, he was in prison, though I never bother asking what for, it just didn't surprise me enough to bother. But from what a mutual buddy of ours said, she wound up in her grandmother's care. But that was more than 14 years ago, so... For all I know, she might have wound up a junky and OD'd by now.

Just a heads up, I'd bet good money you meant to reply to the 2nd time.

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, Sup Forums...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, Sup Forums, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!
And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman, I was raped. My virginity was taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!

When Erection.
No Protection.
In The Rectum.

>mfw

gimme dat sauce!

Nice

when she leaves the eu

Was actually responding to this

No, I think he meant to reply to .
And the human mind processes experiences very differently from one person to the next. One person who was sexually abused as a child might turn into an abuser, while the next might turn into a voice for the abused. It all depends on the person I guess.

One Halloween when I was 11-12 I was trick-or-treating. One house had a bunch of people and they invited me in. I was constantly told I should be more extroverted so I went in. I was painfully fucked by at least 15 people. Some male, some female. My ass bled so much and was in so much pain it took me more than an hor before I could move. During that time a few of the men and women urinated on me/in my mouth/ass, as well as a slew of other humiliating things. That was 15 years ago. It sucked, but I mostly got over it. Now I don't know how rape affects kids younger than I was, but I would imagine most adults should be able to shrug off normal rape pretty easily.

>demands no jokes about rape
>joke about cp
>implying ALL cp isn't rape anyway

show us your tits before making statements like this, that way at least we validate your existence enough to fap to them before we destroy you with ridicule.

tits or gtfo

It's actually pretty funny.

Any day ending in y

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>War
>Huh
>Yeah
>What is it Good For?

It was a pretty viable mating strategy 200,000'ish years ago. Now thanks to silly modern social constructs it is frowned upon.

So put simply according to nature as long as your mating partner is pubescent and fertile; anything is a good time for force copulation.

According to some current social norms; it's never okay.

>STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY

Since when are women human?

I'm not green texting it but I'll give you the basic story. I met a girl through some friends one night hanging out at a Buffalo Wild Wings. She was cute but not super hot. Short and petit with a cute face and not much tits. Freshman so probably 18 or 19. We didn't even talk to each other really but later I added her on Facebook and started talking to her, flirting and shit. We kind of just became friends and had a lot in common and I really was liking her. We started having lunch once a week or so at a little food place by my dorm. So one day I asked her to come for lunch and then a movie in my dorm after. All I could think about for weeks was fucking her and this was gonna be it. Consentually of course. So I kept it cold in my room that day and when we went in it was really cold so after I put the movie on I got a big blanket for us to sit under together. I just took it slow and worked my arm around her and all that shit. Towards the end of the movie I kissed her cheek and then her lips and she was kissing me back so I moved my hand up her side under her shirt and started going under her bra. So she pulled back and was like no no I'm sorry I don't really want to do all that I like you but it's just to soon blah blah. So I stopped for a second and just looked at her with my dick throbbing and decided I didn't feel like stopping. So I pushed my weight on her until she was laying on the sofa and forced my hand under her bra. She squirmed hard and said no, stop a few times but she was mostly quiet after that, just trying to move around and use her hands to push mine away and shit. So I awkwardly pulled my jeans down and then her yoga pants and undies until her hairy pussy was showing. I remember how it felt when my dick pushed against her warm soft hairy pussy and I started grinding on top of it. She was just kind of emotionless but still fighting me and that made my adrenaline pump and made me horny like I've never been. (more to come)