Do Slavs really come from space?

Do Slavs really come from space?

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They're all snowniggers but they were able to compete with the USA's space program in the Cold War fairly well. It makes sense.

Yes

Yes

Ayy Yes

they come from ass

We are not snowniggers

Yes

>Slovenia
>not snowy

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Yes. That's why slavs don't have acrophobia and their hands don't sweat when they look down from high places, why they have best jet pilots, why they were first in space and why IS300 exists.

Slavs brought civilization to the earth from the space and told earthlings to build pyramids and worship them so it was easy to spot earth pleb.

Vermont is known for being snowy

But how can we, Slavs be from space if Polan can not into space?

Poland got smuggled onto earth on russian spaceship
pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirosław_Hermaszewski

>have the shittiest alien ship of the entire universe
>it breaks down in the middle of a shitty planetary system
>be stupid enough to be unable to repair it
>turn the remains into a mountain of scrap
>forget all your knowledge
>become a post-apocaliptic version of your old self

Yep, it looks pretty slavic.

You have to go back.
Poland for Germans, Russia for Finns, Ukraine for Tatars.

Taк

yes we ran away from Alpha Centauri to escape Russians but they came after us

*pokes you*
Hah

aaaaaa idź w chuj

russians are like leeches that feed on bullying smaller countries around them, without neighbours to try to dominate russia would wilt

Yes. Slavs are from planet Slavia and first slavs were made gods by germanic tribes. Odin true name was Jarosvjatopolk and Jesus true name was Radomir.

spierdalaj :3

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fabricated image
slavs don't have cars

zostaw mnie słyszysz

Truth. It's low altitude spaceships.

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We also have domesticated mammoths.

>he's never seen Drowning Mona

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>tfw Bear Balalaika Trade Union demands better wages

giving bears citizenship was a mistake

More like from the cow's shit lolz

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It is only fair. We stole from them ownership of the honey.

Aśtar Śeran the Conqueror of Fourth Density

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>Ashtar Seran
>No(r)dick

No. They are going to space in the future to realize the myth of the pic for saving white race.

Slavs are truely special creatures. So maybe.
youtube.com/watch?v=T4Oasn5EUac

but polan is space

Slavs are a nightmarish horror upon the world.
It all could have turned out a little better if Attila stopped by their swamp and genocided them in 400 AD.

We are always in space

how rude

Yes we wuz space ancient gods that arrive to this planet to colonize but because of warp storm we lost contact with our mother-world and we started to get primitived

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I want to remind that ""russians"" are mongolian and thus not slavic

So what would you say about finns?

stop

Friendly reminder that Poles are

They are mongolian too
Russians and finns are literally the same

>They are mongolian too

funny thing how all that irrelevent slavic fags, who usualy hate russians come to the thread to brag about the things that actualy only russians achieved: space an shit. funny how the talking "we!". not "we", guys, that's only the russians, if people talking about slavs who achieved something, they talk about the russians, not about your irrelevant ridiculous tribes.

>szelma
every time

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I don't know how the rest of the slavs, but Poles are sons and daughters of Levi, therefore God's chosen people - Israelis. We are one of the tribes from 10 missing tribes of the Israel. Levi was a Rabbi so he couldn't had any lands nor gold, so he had moved with his people to the north, to the open fields. That's why Poland in polish means " [land] of the people of the open fields".

Real map

We mostly drive Fiat, so this statement is true

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>he don't know
youtube.com/watch?v=obuDYibdfq8

THIS! XD

WE

it would look great as Valinor from Silmarillion

>he doesn't know Frog
youtube.com/watch?v=6YUBjJiF0tE

top kek, it looks ayy but it's not the right type of lmao

i thought elves were finnish

In the 90's there was one sect in Poland and its members believed that 144K Slavs will be saved during the Armaggedon (caused by "the Greyish" or something like that), they will be taken by spaceships from the sacred mountain Sleza in Silesia and transported to some planet called Mirinda.