Any last words, user?

Any last words, user?

Darude sandstorm

>The safety is still on
*He checks*
*I pull some awesome shit and disarm him*

Dear santa, You are a bitch ass nigga

>profit

Checkd m8

It's okay.
I forgive you.

If you're that close, you deserve what happens next.

hurry up.

Look at this photograph. Every time I looo it makes me laugh.

Checks by pulling the trigger

It's not your fault.

Yeah

oh yeah?

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You think bullets can penetrate my force field?

I like ike

Not even mad about getting killed by triple dubs.

If he knew how to handle a gun he wouldn't need to take his eyes off you to check the safety. Just a quick swipe of the thumb is all it takes.

Look at those tripple dubs m8's

If you strike me down i shall become more powerful then you could possibly imagine.

Jokes on you, you're saving me a lot of trouble.

You can have my cash, but first you know i got to ask; what makes you want to life this kind of life?

Starts pissing my pants uncontrollably and when I give him my piss soaked wallet he refuses and walks away

Cuz im black

"Nice triple dubs"

Faggot

Fuck
My
Life

>start to chuckle
>say, "heheheh... do you even realize who youre messing with, small fry? youre messijg with someone of much higher caliber. now prepare to learn your permanent lesson!"
>snap my fingers
>watch as he gets shredded by sniper rounds from fiftey different angles and laugh at his pathetic gasps for air as he perishes.

>Any last words, user?

FUCK YOU.

Moot is heaven

Thank you!

Nigger

are you civilized

HIS LAST WORDS *Get's shot*
(Therefore his last world's were "his last words")

I wild reach into my pocket like I'm getting my wallet. Then yell pocket sand while throwing a handful of sand in his face.

You are a fag

Enjoying this moment user ?

Holy shit youre cringe as fuck mate

Zozzleeeeee

I'm truly blessed to die by these triple dubs

Just two.

Quit being a bitch nigga.

Microwave my harddrives.

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

check 'em

Bye bye rutine.

I'm a jew and I love it.

Not today nigga, not today.

Then, open the door, get on the floor, everybody walks the dinosaur

TOP KEK

>triple dub

gtfo please

no

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Full spin and walk into his gun...

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kek

>he gets war flashbacks and you run away..
>he then dies of ptsd

oooh shit so close mane

Well he said 360°

one off

Kurwa...

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

check 'em

Well I don't got no aids

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?

That or "Can you at least rape me first" on the off chance he's gay

Hitler was a bitch, I would have done better

Niggers tongue my anus

>when in doubt whip it out
>repeatedly slap attacker with penis
>choke to death on my dick
>tea bag the fucker like an 8 year old playing halo for the first time

I voted IN!

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh

Do it, you pussy

Thanks

You can't threaten me with that! This is a gun free zone!

Allahu Akbar!!

...

You won't.

Delete my browser history

I'm with the-

Aim for the head and make it count

You have one chance.

your finger is off the trigger. Learn to be ready to fire

Yes.

Trips never lie.

Im in power armor you retard that little thing dont scare me

I just want to watch this batman movie good sir.

I like memes.

hah asuh dude

Boom shalaka boom.

>Sig P22x
>safety
Nigga no

nope, he checks those dubs

...

thank you

Delete my browsing history

>he snapped
>nothing happened
>so, about those last words
>still nothing happens
>he starts crying. Begging for his life
>pull trigger
>bang
>blood everywhere
>360 walk away
>faggot

"The game."

Not surprised it would end like this.

911 was an inside job

That's how it would happen if I was holding the gun. And that's being very liberal as when I pull a gun I don't usually hesitate on pulling the trigger. At least when I train. But this post grants the hypothetical "last words" nonsense. And me? If I give you time for last words you'd better spillem because I'm not very likely to give you a second attempt. I know this reads cringy but I'm drunk and gives no fucks.

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