Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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clammed
Dio-sama...
qt thread.
>claiming yume
FUCK THAT LOOKS GOOD WHAT THE FUCK MAN
If I ever come to America you NEED to cook for me yo
What? Chicken nuggets are good.
Oops! Sorry! I am a friend to all!
I am Karen! Pleased to meet you... Suika?
Either way, you posted a while back about how you were shitting up threads. Do you feel better now?
Grats my man.
Peace.
Add in /c/'s archives to that too.
Doing fine. Hasn't stopped since I last saw you. I'll go into some detail in a bit.
That sounds perfect. Glad I pushed you a bit forward. Keeping threads friendly the way you do is more than enough.
Also this is for when you said I don't write paragraphs! How dare you!?
Kekeke, sick to your stomach, yeah? At least it's done now, right?
Woah. 6:30? That's pretty extreme man, you sure you can handle that? Wouldn't want you getting ill or anything.
Hey.. nice car man. I've always actually fancied myself for one of those cars, they look pretty sporty.
Heres a question for you: What would be your dream car? For me, personally a Ford Mustang Twister. Can't get enough of that muscle.
Eh.. maybe.
I might do some cardio later in the day, although I have to work at 4pm. I don't really know, I don't have a routine on the weekends.
Where's that bitch Esdeath? I am about to put these hands on her.
mandatory uta claim
QOTT:
NUGGETS OR STORY
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i already got 100
>lurking
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>give me (you)s guys!!!!!!
fuck off
I vote nuggets because I like the word nuggets more than I like the word story
do it for the nuggets
fuck it
be lazy today
work later
Kekeke, not sure. I'll let him know you were looking for him though.
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Lily Claim
>Smug Smug
Only a few shots though.
Also, Umi's voice is the best. I love her voice.
I'll look it up in /c/ archives, if I have time. Sounds good, my day is being better now. :D
Comfy in my chair, playing WoW. Probably League or OW later.
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(You)
Too late to be up Birb claim
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how many more
hello there, we're now friends, there is nothing you can do about that.
what type of music do you like?
Screw off
Done with work
Finally
Kill me
>claim
There's one on my phone but it's not as big as the one my PC. :^(
Sweet mang, I love the way they do the vocal tricks through the headphones.
>Best idol claimed
>now and I'm free for the rest of the summer season
Glad to hear it!
Make sure to waste as much time as possible around here.
I could really use a couple of free weeks as well.
>Togame, from Katanagatari.
Oh, I see. Thank you for letting me know
And I really hope you enjoy your stay, we're all here for the same reason!
Well, that's really good to hear, maybe you could take those a bit more often.
I was about to play as well.
What were you about to play, Homura?
>How was your day?
Pretty good, actually. I've been really busy lately, and I just got a little break from all of that stuff. I really dislike mathematics.
What about you?
nuggets yuk
Hey mang
For most parts yes, now I just need a service call.
i see you
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friendly reminder
Sorry friend, I need to agree with If you want to be sneaky, this is not how to do it!
If you're making an entrance, just say hello.
From Deadman wonderland? I don't know the name.
Go to desustorage.com and search up vocaloid in the archives there for /c/. I found a ton of Karen pictures there.
Glad your day is better. You play WoW still? Even in this xpac? I stopped when hfc came out lol.
Like... three more.
Gold nuggets
Chicken nuggets
Nuggets of wisdom
Holy fuck welcome back from the dead rango
Come on Chef you gotta appreciate the simplicity of the nuggets keks
They look nice
Here's hoping you'll get it
Yo moog I know this is late but how you been these past few days
Thanks man
I'm saving up some gold for tons of random things, also playing the AH game along with PvP. Still fun to teach alliance scum their place. ^_^
>Karen
>What were you doing there?
My mom was in hospital? I've told you about this.
just three? i can get 15000 pokedollars from story easy.
whats the point
lol im sorry! but i mean, i do see some few word replies!
>trying to justify
>never works
nah, dont worry about me, i used to do overnights before i quit mcdonalds. ill admit, 6:30 is farther than i usually go but still, it wasnt too bad.
My dream car? i dont know to be honest dude. i've been wanting this car since i was in high school and i finally got it now. (total of about 5 years now? maybe more). now that i do have it though, i should aim for something higher. as for what, i dont know.
if you need help let me konw
Been meaning to do this for a while, keep forgetting
Thanks for posting
What is up my best Kin-mos
Moogs I missed you
How are you?
How is it that I was gone for literally a few days and I feel like there are a bunch of people that I don't know
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Why do Tracers love to suicide so much?
I'm thinking of just working elsewhere, this italian resturant is hiring and a subway is being built near by. I can cook or I'm a very fast learner when it comes to cooking, just need something to keep me busy
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Cause they forget that they have an E.
Wew. Can't wait to have a migraine and drink tequila lmao
I love her voice becuase its so well with any type of song she sung. Something passionate to energetic and rock
Youtube Playlist mang :^) now your mobile is just as big as it is on pc
Also missed replying to someone
O shit youre back
The hIghest-tier meme.
>maybe you could take those a bit more often
I guess I will if I have a reason to do it, I didn't sleep much today because I thought it was more productive to be studying.
>What were you about to play, Homura?
Civ5, gotta kick some sarracens ass. What about you?
>I really dislike mathematics
Seems like we share the same archenemy, failing an entire course because of maths wasn't fun.
>What about you?
I had my traffic code exam today so I'm feeling really good, after being told I passed I felt 100 kilograms of stress falling out of my shoulders.
>shipruri looks good
kek, you should have killed self at work so you dont have to work. now they got what they wanted out of you and youre still going to kill self.
I've been getting into alternative lately, most I'll still listen to things like Tool, Seether, Three Days Grace.. Honestly I'll listen to anything. But I like alt and metal mostly. And no, Juuzou is from Tokyo Ghoul.
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>alliance scum
friendship ends here my friend
>Pic
Just another day, my man. Just another day.
dude you seem like a methodical/smart dude. You should go work at subway. hard workers like you get into that shit super fast. It's all about routine. You can definitely do it.
Help with what, user?
I'm gonna be honest I have no idea.
Never played pokemon and I can't open youtube videos cause shit net lol
Oooh kek. That's why uta recognized you. Welcome anyway! Doing good?
Oh alright, I didn't know. Sorry.
Is she out now? Since you're with her? Is she k?
Get some sleep Birb.
>YouTube playlist
Now I have to charge my mobile just as much as my PC :^)
Because they know they're worthless shits.
O shit what's poppin?
What is this?
I got 33 viruses and aids
Cllllllllaimed, desu~
>He likes alliance
Not tired though, but I've got army so soon so I really really have to go to bed
any steps you get stuck on
>implying i suicide
Kek
Best shipfu.
Hmm, I thought I told you about this, as I've been saying in thread about my hospistal visits and such. Yea, she's out now, but I have to help her out a lot, but it's not a huge problem.
get out yoko
hello there. do you how do?
It just hit me that I have to talk to people at subway, think I'll go for the itailan resturant, I really love pizza..
>Ibuki claimed
Ibuki
Since some people need clarification
>not having a trillion characters on each side
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Hiya Shiro, how are you holding up?
There's always next week
Always another opportunity to noose :^)
Come over here and join me in having just another day but with gloriously unhealthy freedom fodder
Not much my nig, what about you? Oh right, yesterday I was feeling particularly ambitious and got a fuckton of love gems by playing every expert song I could, managed to pass them all. Even got a B combo on one.
Go fuck the to sleep birb
Gee.
Which one are ya?
The good one or the bad one?
Bongo?
Oh, sorry about that.
Hopefully it's better now. She appreciates your help, I'm sure about this.
lets get lewd
what does desu mean?
dess
deSS
DESS
Oh shit heiya Renge
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we have much to discuss
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NO FUCKING WAY, GO BUY ANY POKEMON GAME NOW, PLAY IT, SOOOOO GUUUUUD
NO
Whichever you pick, let me know when you do.
Either way, some extra cash is never a bad idea.
hello dude
theres an opportunity to use the noose right now.
DOO EET! DO EET NAO!
:P
Horde is best faction.
Blood Elf is best elf.
Not to mention Belf and Draenai are the only race that can use Demon Hunter. For some reason, Illidan, who's a Nelf, was a Demon Hunter. :|
Exactly. Hits me deep.
Damn straight.
I do good! Yourself?
The OG. I've managed to kick out the others.
The one and only bongo, desu
Quite well man! Seems like everything is coming together. How about you?
Nothing to apologize for friend!
For you, and you only.
Pokemon Crystal*
Honestly I haven't been the best. I've been tired all week because I wasn't going to bed until 2 - 3 AM and I had to get up all week at 7:30 AM for required driving time. I'm done with it now but it made me feel like shit all week. Now that's it's over I'll probably start feeling better though.
>Never played pokemon and I can't open youtube videos cause shit net lol
You must have had a rough childhood.
Forgot all about that
Bongo
Fall down making people think you ded, use recall and come back up and youre all good
Rolling for yuno lewds
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I'm doing great actually.. cleaning my room up right now and I'm going into Houston tomorrow to get cupcakes.
No one likes you.
Leave.
Technically, it's a way of affirming a personal position or statement. ie: for saying "I am Kongou", I'd say "Kongou desu" because it's shorter and it's understood as the same thing, desu.
vote for karen lewds
Alright
Idk, I think can see a few people in here who like me, desu.
crystal is so good, but its only on game boy colour so it may be hard for him to get
though the remakes may be easier to get
How deep? Cause fuyu ga kureta yokan hit me real hard
Kongou
No, noone likes you
Fuck off
ill roll for that. nicely placed
yup same here, just another lazy day (hopefully). i just want to do nothing
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You'll likely know if I dont post often.
Hei, Kongou, desu~
Sounds fun. I just got off work and idk if I should work on my game or sleep. Decisions decisions, desu.
No
No lewding my non non
Hello Kotori, go the fuck to sleep
Just put a GBA emulator on your phone and play some Pokemans bud
It's a rite of passage
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Gotta maintain that sleep schedule bud, it'll fuck your life up
Can confirm from personal experience.
Glad to hear that things are going better for you, though. Everything alright outside of that?
Things are coming a little slower than I'd like, but coming. I've got nothing but time, anyway, so I suppose I can't complain. Got anything coming up?
thanks, desu.
BOOBIED SPEEDSLUT DETECTED, ELIMINATE HER
Hey Kongo, how are you?
Claiming.
I'm really slow and for this I apologize. My ride is here. Good to hear from you. Maybe we can continue tonight, after I'm thoroughly hammered.
(Shinoa)
Haha! Are you saying someone from /lit/ can't get...lit?
I'm great at parties. I'm not socially awkward, I just love to read. It's always entertaining when I'm here. I was tempted to join in last week, but the thread was moving too fast, and it had way too much unintelligible conversation.
(Karen)
There's a shitposter who reminds you of me? Or vice versa? Nice to meet you, Karen. Is that your real name or the name of your waifu? Im Eureka. I'm sorry to hear you've been under the weather. My strep-throat was just remedied last week, as a matter of fact. Oh no, my career is exciting, but it does tire me out. My foremost job is working for a winery in New Mexico, but I'm also a "certified wine expert" so I travel from California to Carolina.
>be me, Roadhog
>Enemy Tracer approaching
>blinks twice, shoots, recalls
>Reappears and blinks again, throws bomb
>She dies
>I just vape it off
This happened not once but 3 times
No, but if you're playing Tracer you should
Not sure how that could work against anyone over level 50
You could just press tab and see she's still alive
Also she squeaks "Les try tha agayn"
Better question is who doesn't like Kongou?
>so soon
>soon
Kek, more of a reason too. Just lay down, count some sleep while you're at it :^)
Just getting by, working out and running a bit more.
>B combo
What the FUCK. How man?
Yeah, just gonna have to start collecting.
How are you then? I see that you have superior taste than all other ship-claimers in the thread.
Well I don't even know him, but he seems nice so far.
>The OG. I've managed to kick out the others.
The other was a seasonal and the lewd Kongou didn't even last 3 days.