2002 - Knocked out by Brazil because of a goalkeeping error
2004 - Lost to Portugal on penalties
2006 - Lost to Portugal on penalties
2008 - Didn't even qualify
2010 - Got hammered 4-1 by Germany
2012 - Lost to Italy on penalties
2014 - Got 1 (one) point
2016 - Got knocked out by Iceland due to a terrible performance by everyone on our team
How will Englel embarrass themselves in 2018?
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Bruh, we weren't even there
We won't because everyone knows:
IT'S COMING HOOOME
They were unlucky to say the least in 2010 tbf
What about stuff before 2002?
Dont' forget that in 2010 the only reason England played Germany was because they finished second to USA in the group stage.
I will always hate portugal after 04-06, can't wait to our welsh brothers smash the shit out of them
>2002 - Knocked out by Brazil because of a goalkeeping error
>played a fuckton of minutes with 1+ man
Seaman did not wrong
IT'S COMING HOME
yeah maybe but it would have been 4-2 all the same
still wonder what would have happened if it was 2-2
would that have motivated them? would we not be embarrassing as fuck now?
IT'S COMING HOME
You say that but we just qualified for the Euro semi-finals m8
they scored on the counter as we were losing though
It's coming home, didn't you hear ?
Got meme's by Argentina
IT'S COMING HOME
had a good player in owen though, have you ever even had a world class player at a tournament amerifats?
2000 - Knocked out of the group stages
1998 - Lost to Argentina on penalties
1996 - Lost to Germany on penalties
1994 - Didn't even qualify
1992 - Knocked out of the group stages
1990 - Lost to Germany on penalties
1988 - Knocked out of the group stages
1986 - Got refballed by a coke-snorting manlet
England are SO FUCKING PATHETIC they are now latching onto the success of their "backyard". Pottery.
HE THINKS ENGLAND WILL QUALIFY IN 2018!
please do not ever complain about getting refballed after 66
more like
>[any year] goalkeeping error
Nigga we still comfortably won that final even without that one goal
Meanwhile we got absolutely fucking refballed both by an Argie manlet cunt in '86 and a shitty referee cunt in 2010
Stay mad you fucking kraut
im absolutely certain there is a god that has control over football and the english national team is just his cruel joke
It's like if USA celebrated Canadian success in hockey.
Might as well go back even further
1984 - Didn't even qualify
1982 - Knocked out of the second group stages
1980 - Knocked out of the group stages
1978 - Didn't even qualify
1976 - Didn't even qualify
1974 - Didn't even qualify
1972 - Didn't even qualify
1970 - Knocked out by Germany in extra time
1968 - Came third in a four-team tournament
1966 - It came home
Rooney will get dumped soon enough, you'll get better lads.
Not really
>goalkeeping error
nice meme
No, it's worse than that.
>1978 - Didn't even qualify
>1976 - Didn't even qualify
>1974 - Didn't even qualify
>1972 - Didn't even qualify
???
Based Cantona will bring Ingerland into the light
BIG TEAM
it's like if brazil celebrated portugal getting to the semifinals
>1986
>refball
lmao, please rewatch that match
we completely outplayed your team
Well there's two ways of looking at it. David Seaman said that the goal was his fault. Ronaldinho said that it was just pure luck.
doesn't matter, because Brazil was more dangerous and played better that match. honestly should have ended in a 3-1 or some shit like that. I remember Rivaldo and Ronaldinho horrifying the English team, only thing that saved you was the defense
Yeah its weird because our club sides were pwning europe then
And punched the ball in the fucking net
I REMEMBER THIS GOAL, A FLUKE.
I REMEMBER ARGI CHEAT MARADONNA
I REMEMBER LAMPARDS GOAL THAT WAS NOT ALOUD
THE NORTH REMEMBERS, I REMEMBER.
FUCK FOOTBALL NOW, IM JUST GONNA SUPPORT MY CLUB SIDE.
BUT THEY ARE SHIT TOO *SOBS* FUCK WHY DID I NOT PICK A WINNING TEAM TO GET BEHIND??!?
Unbeaten in 1982 though.
>a false goal that has heavy influence on the match does not matter because lol
>whining because of the sweet poetic justice that happened in 2010
typical island monkey scum
meanwhile germany always managed to reach top8 in every wc since 1954
Just relocate your capital to Cardiff.
and I will always hate england because of WC 1966. You fuckers wouldn't have beated us if the semis were played were they were meant to be played, that is, Liverpool. You were never able to beat us since.
>tfw i said to my friends that England was going to reach final or at least the semis cause they were a strong team this year
thanks for the embarassment Englel
Didn't qualify cause Scotland. It would be glorious
>game gets moved 3 days before
>it's a 2 hour train ride from Liverpool to London
Must have been really tiring for the Portuguese.
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>CONCACAF teams that are better than Englel
1. Mexico
2. USA
3. Costa Rica
4. Panama
5. Honduras
6. Jamaica
7. Trinidad & Tobago
8. El Salvador
9. Guatemala
10. Belice
:)
>Needing the whole world to beat papa Germany
>7-0
by enacting Article 50?
Don't you dare take credit for the fact that you aren't speaking German. Still room on our flag for a couple more stars if you want to join a better union tho
source
Not even close you colossal retard
When's the last time mexico beat england?
It's more like if we celebrated Puerto Rico winning, but we don't because they suck and even if they didn't, we're not cucks trying to leech off of others' achievements.
no its not,
you have nothing comparable to the UK, shut up and stop embarrassing yourself.
Maybe they shouldn't have been happy with a fucking 0-0 tie against Algeria
Ghana would have been a much easier match than fucking Germany
We've gone downhill since 2010
FUN FACT
When England have not hosted a major tournament, these are the teams England have beaten in the knockouts
>vs. Paraguay (1986)
>vs. Belgium (1990)
>vs. Cameroon (1990)
>vs. Denmark (2002)
>vs. Ecuador (2006)
at least we're not a sporting black hole like canada
>m-muh furpuck
oh that sport only 3 countries care about?
>deflecting
So you admit it?
you mean 1910
I don't think anyone in the country would claim that the current England team is good at football. The whole "coming home" thing is a joke.
more like 2013
Does it matter mate? You're fucking canadian. nobody even cares about you when it comes to football, or any other relevant sport. I don't think you've ever even qualified for a major tournament.
One World cup in 82
what sport is the great England good at, I honestly don't know, at least we are the best at something.
*86
Getting to the last 2 world cup finals mean that you're allowed a couple of fuck ups.
What matters is Canada is good at the sports they care about. I wish they were better in bigger international sports but for that to happen you would need to get rid of hockey culture in Canada.
Also 1986 proud heroes ;_;7
>these two jogging after Maracoca
ayylmao
>2010 - Got hammered 4-1 by Germany
You were actually generous on that one. England were HORRIBLE. 0-0 with Al-fucking-geria was abysmal, and only just beat Slovenia.
dont forget our continental cup
Canada: 1
Englel: 0
Yeah but look how terrified FIFA have been to let England host again, ever.
Rugby Union at the moment.
this may sound strange but I really like Eddie Jones' England XV
I hope they can beat the All Blacks
it would be great for Northern hemisphere rugby
>more international championships than Portugal
Based
Best part of that game was Rooney getting mad at the fans booing them
>3 countries
Two of them are the most two powerful countries in the world, so that kinda changes your calculation there.
Canada unironically won the Gold Cup in 2000.
That's true. Our country would never allow for a state to vote for independence unlike you brit limey cucks
By beating a South American country as well in the final
>Concacrap in 2000
>Canada vs Colombia in the final
What a wew of a year desu
It can only get better now
You forgot Sweden and Finland.
>1966
Let me fix that one for you.
1966 - refballed all the way to a cup
>red card at 120
What the hell happened there?
>2014
lmao loved that year