/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

True North Strong and Free Edition

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Hahahaha leaf

hahaha a frosch

Why can't I make friends?
Is it cause i'm fat?

>tfw no mountie bf

It's because you're autistic

I can be you friend.
I know a fat guy, very pleasant/charismatic/funny.

We had joy
We had fun
I been succin all day long
On her soles and her toes
Whilst I'm pounding all her holes

Rewriting some evergreens what you think of this one buds

Why are american sexual laws so strict? Why can't you agree that 17yo can have sex with 18yo and its not adultery.

How does it make you feel I have had sex with 16 year old girl when I was 22 and it was all fine. Well if we don't ask her parents of course, but in a legal viewpoint.

>16 year old girl when I was 22
Too ugly to fuck a girl that is as old as you?

Germany a cunt

Don't know about ugly, but way too childish to ever score a girl 24 years of age.

The age of consent isn't set by the federal government. I think you should stop posting

I just realized I used o word adultery instead of sexual abuse lol.

What the fuck I was thinking when writing this.

How did you meet her? Kind of weird tbqh

Good morning, /cum/!~

We built this city
We built this city while succin toes
Built this city
We built this city while succin toohoooooees

16:47 pm

Good morning

Rock festival, obviously we never met again.

Who /cum/fy here?

It's morning for us in North America, Oktober-san >.<

Hello, Arkansas-chan~

I'm a German man
I'm a horned up German man
I am succin toes in New York

well would you look at this

>Oktober-san
?

Not as weird as i imagined it then, did you know her age before you had sex?

Reference to Oktoberfest~

Red pill me on Quora

me on the left my gf on the right

>Not as weird as i imagined it then, did you know her age before you had sex?

Obviously made sure she is legal.

The first series was better

B-but the one on the left is also a girl....

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Well you're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of succing little toes like the ones on me
But that's ok, let's see how you do it
Whip out your dick, let's get down to it

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot
Right on my soles

...

I DONT like foot kraut

I don't like Germans at all

>I don't like the dominant ethnic group of the country I'm living in

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German Americans aren't the dominant ethnic group

African Americans are.
Alphas like Future or LeBron James

End yourself

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L
O
L

Trump is German

We don't.

What would you do if you walk in your gf having Sex with Future?
Would you fight him?

It's okay. I'm in uni so I made the mistake of subscribing to topics related to STEM, higher ed and grad school. Big mistake.

>How does an Indian engineering student get into MIT?
>How does IIT compare to MIT?
>Can you shit along the Charles River in Cambridge, MA?

I now know more about the Indian education system than I ever wanted to know. Quora would be a 10/10 site if there was a way to filter out the Pajeet answers. I believe what happened was that Quora originally started out a young, elite, American social network with software engineers in Silicon Valley and bankers on Wall Street. This naturally attracted Indians hoping to climb the social ladder. I've heard stories on Sup Forums about Pajeets linking their Quora accounts on job applications like it was Linkedin.

in the future there will be nuclear powered high-speed trains crisscrossing the nation

youll also be able to watch anime in these trains

Trips

This picture is shit nobody can make out what the fuck you autistic animeposters are on about

You should learn to read

Right to left, moron.

JUST

>Right to left
you are only demonstrating my point

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I'd be confused because I don't have a gf

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I take it that you're tired

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fuck this

*wakes up*

>blaming others for your own stupidity

DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES


I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP, cus I'd miss you leaf, and I don't wanna miss a (You)

*back to sleep*

good morning /cum/

Here's a (You). Take it as a late Christmas present~

Good morning!~
How did you sleep, Arkansas-chan 2.0?

Any one playing Stardew Valley?

What does chan mean?

Good morning

>tfw 50-60 degrees every day until next Thursday

Why would a non weeb assume to read something literally backwards. It is still a shit image regardless

Why are you bitching about something that you could easily look up?

I does not snow in Germany, but its cold.
VERY BAD WEATHER.
Cant wait for summer, need to get a nice tan going

It's a Japanese honorific.

>Ah yes
>it's another Canada ruins the thread edition

meaning what

FOB

Cute

well kinda

i slept with on my stomach with my knee raised and i think i kept rolling into it and now my hip is sore, its a weird sensation and i feel like an old man

ill take it, its been humid and miserable since christmas eve

So can you actually speak japanese or is this a anime/weaboo thing?

>tfw American immigrant in the ol GB

ayahio gouzaimass gerumany kisama

its a weeb thing

how long have you been on Sup Forums dude

everyone knows basic weebspeak

What are you doing for New Year's senpai

How does /cum/ sleep?

I fall asleep on my right side, knees raised a little bit, cuddled up with my soft toy

On the chan for like 3 months, im from reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

>you in the vid

Left side, arm under my pillow, knees curled up

going to a party in cabot

80s themed

and i have new years day off so i can get trashed

nico nico niii
t. non animefan weeb

>how long have you been on Sup Forums dude
>everyone knows basic weebspeak
No.
kys

itt

you must be with

Why are you so mean?

I know that f.am is the equivilent of senpai and t.bh is the equivalent of desu

Baka

tend to do various positions through the night.

>complains about weeb shit on a weeb site
Do you go looking for things to complain about?

I hate weebs, and I hate non-cum posters.

Only got 12 hours of work next week

correct
you're the yin to our yang senpai

and everyone hates non cum posters

What is /cum/ doing for New Years?~

>there's a contrarian on a Thai nipple piercing advice board