Any army guys here? i wanna join but i can do 35 pushups and 40 situps and my 2 mile is 16:30...

any army guys here? i wanna join but i can do 35 pushups and 40 situps and my 2 mile is 16:30. after i do my pushups and situps or rub i feel out of breath for awhile, would i have a hard time beibg smoked in the army? what is a normal smoking like (which work outs and how many reps) and how long do they usually last?

Dude this ain't the 1960's. It's basically a fucking box stacking and inventory/computer clerk/janitorial work/etc, etc, sort of job.

That and they'll take just about anybody. They even took my semi-retarded brother, despite being twice expelled from school for having bad reactions to psych drugs for his bipolar disorder.

are you in the army

Considering that Black Jesus in the White house has done everything to weaken the military by allowing gays to serve openly and allowing women into combat arms units and SOCOM the military's standards have dropped abysmally.

They'll probably let you go home at the end of every day for all I know. I went thru basic back in 2007.

Militarys for liberals and faggots now. Thank god I got out and was able to serve when it wasnt a crime to be a heterosexual christian white male.

>pict related, its the faggot who destroyed my family (US Army)

good points but still what was beibg smoked like and an i in okay shape? thanks

If you're white don't join. Don't fight for a country that hates heterosexual whites just to further the gay/black/transexual agenda in the world.

The USA isnt worth dying for anymore. And if you do decide to join, do your 4 years, get your GI bill and go to college like I am.

The only people that get promoted are liberal dick suckers, blacks, gays, and females.

>If you're white don't join. Don't fight for a country that hates heterosexual whites just to further the gay/black/transexual agenda in the world.

Is it hard being the dumbest guy in the room, or do you get used to it after awhile?

okay, but i was just wanting to know experiances from being smoked and how intense it was and if i was in okay shape

You'll be fine, I did worse than that before I joined.

And as far as jobs go, choose any MOS that has an option 40 attached to it. (Ranger Regiment)

Otherwise theres a 90% chance you'll spend your time in active duty in a motor pool moving shit back and forth between locations, checking vehicles.

And a 10% chance that you'll be working in a place relevant to your MOS.

Hey pussy unless you go 11b don't join.

I dont know, does it hurt your pride knowing that you've sold your country down the drain just so you can make some faggot feel comfortable about himself?

Or did you lose your pride along the way getting your PHD in womens studies that your rich parents paid for faggot?

thanks for the advice! also how hard is basic and if it is hard what was the most difficult part? and do you have to do crazy ammounts of reps during smokings?

thats what i was wanting or 13b soni could use a howitzer cannon

11B is pussy now too thanks to black jesus. Women are allowed in.

If you've spent any time active duty you should know what that means.

Hours in a dark room watching power point presentations on how to not hurt a females feelings otherwise your career is fucked.

I can see it now, you guys in Afghanistan in a firefight and the female gets offended and refuses to fight along with you people. Cracking a joke and getting fucked in the ass by your PC Captain.

Every job in the US military is a bitch job now, might as well go full POG now. Fuck it.

hardest part for me was the CS gas chamber. that shit sucked so bad.

I join the cg and I cannot wait to leave for boot in a few months. Whether or not my country cares agout me, I care about it. Im not looking to be some beta-hero, im just looking to protect people.

None of this shit matters as much as your asvab scores. You can be a fat piece of shit all you want but if you have high scores you get the best jobs available. but if being a clerk or a fucking janitor is your thing then nevermind, carry on private shitstain.

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>Salty ass POG detected.

For the love of god dont become a 13B.

Shit promotion points compared to other combat arms jobs.

If you want to go field artillery go 13F.

But if you choose combat arms I'd choose 11B/11C. The promotion points are so fucking low for that mos that they promote people without even going to a promotion board.

But hey, if you want to spend weeks in the field in the cold, in the dirt, mud, then go right ahead.

I know infantry does the same thing, but they at least get the glory while FA doesnt.

I was a medic in a field artillery unit, so ive spent weeks in the field with 13Bs.

Field artillery is a dying job in the military, not really a need for it anymore with the rise of drones and whatnot.

If you're on Sup Forums asking questions like this and are serious, then you most definitely are not ready for any branch of military. When shit gets tough there is no shitposting out of it, there are no memes to defend yourself with, there is no leaving the thread when you want to and you are most definitely not anonymous. Everyone sees your fat ass for what you are. Accepting this is the first step. 2nd is actually talking to a recruiter.

Don't try to fight reality my friend. Women in infantry was the death sentence for infantry heritage and culture.

I was a medic in a combat arms unit, I fucking hate women. I would let one die if she was shot, I don't care what would happen, I would loosen a tourniquet and let that bitch bleed out.

Men hating feminists, every single one of them, no honor or integrity.

This. They will literally take just about anybody, even people they are technically not even allowed to take. A friend I went to school with is in the army and he's a sex offender, a felon, has been involuntarily committed to a psychiatric unit for mood swings and isn't even allowed to own a BB gun.

I am in the army now, and was only just recently going through the basic and currently in AIT. If you join already able to do about that many pushup/sit ups and your 2 mile is a 16:30, you should have no problem. I joined being able to do 22 push ups, 20 sit ups and an 18:36 2 mile. I left with 58, 55, and 14:40. It will suck the first couple weeks, have no misconceptions. But just keep going and you will feel like a new man.

I guess you do get used to it. Good to know.

You're a fucking liar, if you're a felon you cannot join the US Army.

>believes the bullshit hype that the army sells in their advertising campaigns
In reality, 90+% of everything the army does are: clean toilets, do clerical work, do inventory, deliver shit, basically just a bunch of menial jobs to keep military bases clean and organized.

haha you're 2 mile is 16:30? are you fucking serious? Well you'll fit right in the army, even the average navy sailor does better than you with his captains cock up his ass.

If you don't know that the army has been turning a blind eye to their recruitment requirements for over a decade at least, then you're a fucking retard. Almost everybody these days knows the army is so desperate, they don't give a shit what their standards are "supposed" to be. They've even been caught recruiting people under the age of 18. And no, not with that promising to join when you reach 18, but actually fucking recruiting minors.

thank you. but jist how bad is being smoked what does down if you cant do anymore pushups or situps?

B8 > R8

Thats not bad at all.

At that pace its passing for the Navy's 1.5 mile.

And by the time he's ready to get out of Basic his time should be down at a minimum of 2 mins.

Obviously you've never spent a minute in a gym.

Right mother fucker, I joined back in 2007 during the height of the Iraq War.

If you cannot own a weapon, vote, or are a fucking sexual predator then you cannot join.

You cannot get a security clearance, you are a no go at this station.

You have no idea what youre talking about, a liberal who just wants to talk shit about the Army.

Fuck off.

Because it's shitty work with super shitty pay that you're not allowed to quit. The army died when the draft died.

Look at this tinfoil hat shit. jesus fucking christ

16:30 mile? Are you paralyzed?

6/10 not bad

Yeah, they say that. Were you a felon or a mentally ill or a sex offender when you tried to join. No? Then how the fuck did you know they were actually going to turn to down? Oh, cause they're "supposed" to? Whose going to make them? The department of justice, the attorney general, the president of the united states? Like they actually fucking give a shit?

Are you seriously this fucking retarded?

>no pushups or running in basic training
lol yeah right

It's not that bad. There will be times where you're pushed until you can't go any more. When you get there, do a little more anyway. I know it sounds cliché but that's where the real improvement comes. They know when to stop. They don't want you hurt or legitimately burnt out, if you really have muscle failure you can go to a rest position and recover a bit. Attached pic was my view this morning

And for the record dipshit you CAN join the Army under the age of 18 with your parents permission.

Who would fucking think that one could be this blindly arrogant about something he obviously has no experience in at all.

>says he's in the army and have to be able to own a gun to join
>doesn't know that most people in the army don't get guns
kek

Seconding this - guy

Google "Background Check for security clearance".

Are YOU seriously this fucking retarded?

lel Im at fort Leonard Wood right now. Ask me anything. I'm literally doing nothing at my post besides lurking Sup Forums and jacking off to anime.

No you dumb mother fucker.

If you cannot pass a background check to get a firearm then you cannot join the military.

No, legally you can only COMMIT to join the army if you're under 18, meaning you're legally bound to join them when you TURN 18.

I'm seriously done responding to you. I do believe you are in the army, because you're this fucking stupid.

thank you, and is basic really as bad as people act? the yelling seems like it wouldnt be too bad since its just an act/game or am i wrong? also what mos and do you like it?

Says who? A piece of paper? Enforced by who? Think about it, please. I'm begging you. Think, think, think, think. Suck your thumb if you have to.

I had more than one active duty 17 year old in my basic training company.

You've probably never even been deployed much less even looked outside the wire boy.

Quit getting advice from this idiots and go talk to a recruiter. They're really accessible and if you're a smart man you'll see through their bullshit if theyre bullshitting you.

roflmao one of my co-workers was forced to join the army reserves by court order after committing a gun crime! You sir, are a fucktard lol

>you cant join the military if you're a felon or cant own a gun or are mentally ill

Oh yeah, then why do recruiters get so many recruits from jail diversion programs? And why are psychiatric drugs so rampantly prescribed in the military that it's been the cover of multiple major news sources like NY Times in recent years?

I'm a 91M. Bradley Fighting Vehicle System Maintainer. Basically I'm a mechanic, but for large combat track vehicles. The Cav Scouts go bust it up and I fix it. Very fun stuff and I'm not even big into mechanics. The actual basic experience is all about you. If you truly want to be there and you see it as just a necessary stepping stone, and are motivated and determined, it will be easy for you. Don't act like a dirt bag and you won't be fucked with. Drill Sgts will yell at your platoon but not necessarily you unless yu screw up. I never got singled out. Just keep your head down and coast through basic.

Uh yeah, sure thing highspeed, Ill just leave this right here.

Duces.

Don't be a pussy. Join the Marine Corps and be the man every skier wishes he could be.

You won't fucking last. You aren't even smart enough to talk to a recruiter. You're on Sup Forums asking other kids for advice. Pathetic.

68W

Al Barah Iraq 09-10
17th Fires Brigade

Suck it bitch boy.

If you're lucky you'll go to Benning BCT and hear dick jokes from the DS's all day. They'll smoke your whole platoon if one faggot moves in formation. All day, everyday. The end gets easier though.

'By the book' DS's will smoke you with PRT exercises so just work on your pushups. Expect flutter kicks and planks.

Liberals don't do well in the USMC. It's easier to just join the army and do very little while you get promoted to ssgt in just a few years of moping floors.

Like it or not, this guy is right. Yes, the Army has a lot of requirements on paper that they're supposed to abide by, but when they need more plebs to do pleb work and nobodies joining, they have to fill those positions anyway. And of course, nobodies in our government has any interest in stopping them.

I'm sure all those sex offender/felon/nut jobs are the ones getting the most menial jobs though.

>If you're on Sup Forums asking questions like this and are serious, then you most definitely are not ready for any branch of military
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This. Op sounds like a degenerate 16 year old retarded kid with downs. I wouldn't want him beside me in war asking dumb ass questions like this thread. Sage.

I've never met a recruiter that would willingly look the other way for a felon. If for whatever reason that felon fucked up (which is very likely) it will be traced back to the recruiter and that's it for him, he's done. Never met a recruiter who would take this risk, and who would want to unless the recruit was a family member he was trying to help or some similar scenario like that.

Here you go faggots.

Don't bother. People like the retard in this thread join the Army because they're nobodies and they know it, and then to keep their precious menial government forced-labor jobs glorified to try to feel like somebodies.

Or is reading too complicated for your fragile little liberal mind?

OoOOooOOoO and that piece of paper must be pretty powerful! I bet it could blow up the whole world if people didn't obey it!

Watch out, magic piece of paper! Don't make it angry!

Im a 94F, choose something that is actually gonna benefit you in the normal world. Being a washed up infantyman won't get you decent jobs.

I've earned civilian certifications through the army that count towards promotion because they are in my career field like Comptia certs and FCC shit.

Only one way to find out if im wrong faggot.

Go break a law and go to an army recruiter.

I sure do hope that when I join the Navy nobody butt touches me. I'm a small guy.

Typical liberal way of attack. Mock the person once you have realized that you fucking lost the argument.

You liberals are truly a fucking disgusting group of people.

Not to mention that whoever wrote that piece of paper is completely ignorant of U.S. laws. A person convicted of domestic assault can not legally own a firearm? Bull fucking shit! Where I live, you can have a restraining order out on you and still get a CCW permit even. There have been FUCK LOADS of cases of shootings involving legally owned firearms by domestic abusers and people with restraining orders. Jesus Fuck, All you have to do is watch the fucking news! Do you live under a rock?

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And leaching off your parents while they paid for your way in life made you someone?

You have no spine or balls.

This...
Don't go full Call of Duty, user.

Choose your MOS wisely. And by wisely, I mean pick Cryptologic Network Warfare Specialist, 35Q!
Flawless Victory!
Unless you scored a Skittle on your ASVAB.

>All you have to do is watch the fucking news!

Ahahahahahaha HEY GUYS ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS WATCH FOX NEWS!!

Hahaha, that's how dumb thumb sucking army people are. When the fuck did I ever say I was a liberal, or would make you think I am? I'm a fucking libertarian. I'm more conservative than Donald Trump, or any other republican!

>Huur Buurf Duur!!! I disagree with this person, they must be a liberal, huuur buurf duuurf!!!

I'm not OP but I took it last year and haven't done anything with it. I score really really fucking high in all sections but the cars and technical wiring and shit. I don't even know the correct term or name for it, which shows how much I know about it.

Oh? And you're an expert at law? What law states that you CAN own a firearm after being arrested for domestic voilence?

Is this law federal or state law?

I can do this shit all night mother fucker.

Because fuck you. Thats why.

But you're gay, right?