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pigs in blankets edition

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THIS XDDDD BASED CARALAD XDD

Steering clear of this thread

fucking HATE that british accent where it sounds like their mouth is full of food/like they still have food in their mouth ie this guy youtube.com/watch?v=VPxUtn1XwLA

*goes to high five you*
*misses and accidentally puts you into a coma*

woops haha
*triggers article 50*

>Spending your life on Sup Forums instead of achieving greatness and making your parents proud

the utter STATE of all of you

did caralad delete his post or did the janny
scary

>Deleting Caralad's posts
Swear to fuck if you've banned him again, you fruit.

>clocks go back in 4 weeks

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i deleted it

if they wanted me to make them proud they shouldn't been so abusive 2bh

hardly a surprising outcome

Dutchcaralad is here, this is the right /brit/.

>mate messages me asking if I've got plans for new years
>the first time anyone has ever done this
>tfw really want to stay in and be with /brit/

Why are poor high streets so dirty and grimy? I don't understand

What causes it in specific? I mean, even the pavement is just grimy and shit

he sounds fine

you probably sound like an australian ha ha

Why lad? It was a nice Cara pic.

*starts flicking rubber bands at everyone*

>monday tomorrow

Hmmmm.

slags

ah yes, the dutch

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get out there you fucking runto

so that the second janny comes i can use it again

i get kinda sad when i see these videos about brit neets arguing with the family

why are you letting the yank get in your head

Devilish.

Wish I had a trashy gf

Girl I've been talking to sent me this

I said "There's no such thing as a soul-mate, everything lives and dies alone"

She responded with a rolling eyes emoji and "okayyyy"

We haven't talked since.

based fucking caralad holy shit

*sends the black and tans to your house*

go out batty

I love imagining how it would feel to paizuri a girl wearing a revealing garment like the one your posted.

>implying janny will notice
>implying we won't hit bump limit ITT

this is literally 30% of our country

That egg is a gelatinous.
back in the pan for a minute for fucks sake.

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Drinking this, lads

.didn't do some tae bo to work up a natural blush for her slut pic
she's not committed

Didn't realise Isreal is actually quite diverse

the GOAT body type, anyone who disagrees is an actual bender/nonce

wanted to argue this christmas but didnt

wanted to confront my sister on the fake armani jeans she got me but i pretended to like them

gf has started using birth control

can't wait to go over and shag the piss out of her

GOT ON THE BUS WITH ME DAYSAVER SMOKE DA REEFER IN THE CARNA

LAID LOW DID A GRAND THEFT AUTO

IN MY 05 V6 CLIO TWIN TURBO KNOW HOW WE ROLL WITH OUR BACK SEATS HOSED
OREO HSBC WE DONE THEM GRASS CUS WE GOT THE MONEY AND WE KNOW HOW TO RAP

AND THATS A FUCKING NOTHER ONE NONE OF YOU GOT SHIT ON US (shit on us)

stick up for yourself

get her a pair of $3 refurb jeans from walmart next year

good lord
thank fuck i don't live near such people

Seems like someone doesn't know Ja/ck/.

Really wish Carrie Fisher had died desu

Would have been the icing on the cake for 2016

>woops user looks like I forgot to take it today tee hee
>that'll be £250,000 over 18 years please haha tee hee
>no? what do you mean no I'm dialing 999!

Edinburgh:
>Richest city in the UK
>92% white
>12% white british non Scottish
>8% white not british - of this group only 35% are eastern europeans
>Only 2.6% Muslims
>Less than 1% black

Literally HOW can any other British city compete?

ah yes the fat and bloated look. very arousing

Why are girls so fucking weird, do they all have autism or something?

caralad had a good run but he's literally getting blown the fuck out by a yank

his time's up

>not getting shit from the opshop
literal billionaires

she's overweight.

What matters is not the type of a woman's body, but her moral character.

if you've never had sex without a condom you'll last less than 10 seconds
With a condom I could go on for almost 10 minutes but the first time we tried without, it was literally three pumps then blew my load

rate the doggo lads x

>George Michael dying on Chritmas day
>having a literal Last Christmas
You really thought 2016 wouldn't end on a pun?

That's what it should look like after dropping a sprog or two.
Entry level should be trimmer.
Still would.

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looks like he's tired of your shit

hungover at work today t b h

v qt

hate

about to do a horny pissing session

How do some young people live like this? What kind of fucking jobs do they get and how do they get them? Not even most grown men that have carved their careers can live like this

disgusting

can't believe that's in holland, even the houses look british

welcome to my life

Never visited Scotland desu, is Edinburgh actually nice

>worse uni's
>no nightlife
>nothing of relevance internationally
>worse restaurant scene
>fashion 2+ yrs behind London
>less cultural and historical sites
>populated by English toffs and Scotch ''''people''''''

bruce on the left

cheeky dutch on the right

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All this eating makes me very tired.

Rich parents, obviously

Is that what I think it is

arm the homeless

sauce looks chunky as shite desu, looks like he used too much butter

It's worth it in the long run user

mummy and daddy's money

from what I understand that's a pretty normal house for Yanks though (it is all made of plasterboard)

>"George Michael was battling heroin"

AKA he was a druggie and died getting his druggie fix of illegal drugs. Woops better sweep those tribute articles under the rug real sharp.

feel like i'm the only girl on /brit/ sometimes

>How do some young people live like this? What kind of fucking jobs do they get and how do they get them?

Well by the looks of him (blac, beard, those trainers) he's probably some music producer or something. Maybe a drug dealer masquerading as a fashion designer

Wise looking old girl or lad.

m-my tree is real

for the record its not in holland

does badr hari have a fucking french flag there?

Drug addiction is a disease user, it wasn't his fault.

>Only 2.6% Muslims

nothing more british than a heroin addiction

Watching this video feels like I'm watching English chavs who are too drunk to speak english

really hungry :c

>ywn live in a comfy Canadian town that regularly snows with your loving family

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heard on the grapevine that george micheal died battling a heron

MY POST MENTIONED

What? By far the lowest of any major British city

Even tiny irrelevant shitholes like Nottingham are 9% Muslim these days

cat is 90 something years old in cat years
absolutely fed up 24/7

Hmm

Ever notice how the best music and culture comes out of shitholes?

nice kat