pigs in blankets edition
/brit/
THIS XDDDD BASED CARALAD XDD
Steering clear of this thread
fucking HATE that british accent where it sounds like their mouth is full of food/like they still have food in their mouth ie this guy youtube.com
*goes to high five you*
*misses and accidentally puts you into a coma*
woops haha
*triggers article 50*
>Spending your life on Sup Forums instead of achieving greatness and making your parents proud
the utter STATE of all of you
did caralad delete his post or did the janny
scary
>Deleting Caralad's posts
Swear to fuck if you've banned him again, you fruit.
>clocks go back in 4 weeks
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i deleted it
if they wanted me to make them proud they shouldn't been so abusive 2bh
hardly a surprising outcome
Dutchcaralad is here, this is the right /brit/.
>mate messages me asking if I've got plans for new years
>the first time anyone has ever done this
>tfw really want to stay in and be with /brit/
Why are poor high streets so dirty and grimy? I don't understand
What causes it in specific? I mean, even the pavement is just grimy and shit
he sounds fine
you probably sound like an australian ha ha
Why lad? It was a nice Cara pic.
*starts flicking rubber bands at everyone*
>monday tomorrow
Hmmmm.
slags
ah yes, the dutch
get out there you fucking runto
so that the second janny comes i can use it again
i get kinda sad when i see these videos about brit neets arguing with the family
why are you letting the yank get in your head
Devilish.
Wish I had a trashy gf
Girl I've been talking to sent me this
I said "There's no such thing as a soul-mate, everything lives and dies alone"
She responded with a rolling eyes emoji and "okayyyy"
We haven't talked since.
based fucking caralad holy shit
*sends the black and tans to your house*
go out batty
I love imagining how it would feel to paizuri a girl wearing a revealing garment like the one your posted.
>implying janny will notice
>implying we won't hit bump limit ITT
this is literally 30% of our country
That egg is a gelatinous.
back in the pan for a minute for fucks sake.
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Drinking this, lads
.didn't do some tae bo to work up a natural blush for her slut pic
she's not committed
Didn't realise Isreal is actually quite diverse
the GOAT body type, anyone who disagrees is an actual bender/nonce
wanted to argue this christmas but didnt
wanted to confront my sister on the fake armani jeans she got me but i pretended to like them
gf has started using birth control
can't wait to go over and shag the piss out of her
GOT ON THE BUS WITH ME DAYSAVER SMOKE DA REEFER IN THE CARNA
LAID LOW DID A GRAND THEFT AUTO
IN MY 05 V6 CLIO TWIN TURBO KNOW HOW WE ROLL WITH OUR BACK SEATS HOSED
OREO HSBC WE DONE THEM GRASS CUS WE GOT THE MONEY AND WE KNOW HOW TO RAP
AND THATS A FUCKING NOTHER ONE NONE OF YOU GOT SHIT ON US (shit on us)
stick up for yourself
get her a pair of $3 refurb jeans from walmart next year
good lord
thank fuck i don't live near such people
Seems like someone doesn't know Ja/ck/.
Really wish Carrie Fisher had died desu
Would have been the icing on the cake for 2016
>woops user looks like I forgot to take it today tee hee
>that'll be £250,000 over 18 years please haha tee hee
>no? what do you mean no I'm dialing 999!
Edinburgh:
>Richest city in the UK
>92% white
>12% white british non Scottish
>8% white not british - of this group only 35% are eastern europeans
>Only 2.6% Muslims
>Less than 1% black
Literally HOW can any other British city compete?
ah yes the fat and bloated look. very arousing
Why are girls so fucking weird, do they all have autism or something?
caralad had a good run but he's literally getting blown the fuck out by a yank
his time's up
>not getting shit from the opshop
literal billionaires
she's overweight.
What matters is not the type of a woman's body, but her moral character.
if you've never had sex without a condom you'll last less than 10 seconds
With a condom I could go on for almost 10 minutes but the first time we tried without, it was literally three pumps then blew my load
rate the doggo lads x
>George Michael dying on Chritmas day
>having a literal Last Christmas
You really thought 2016 wouldn't end on a pun?
That's what it should look like after dropping a sprog or two.
Entry level should be trimmer.
Still would.
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looks like he's tired of your shit
hungover at work today t b h
v qt
hate
about to do a horny pissing session
How do some young people live like this? What kind of fucking jobs do they get and how do they get them? Not even most grown men that have carved their careers can live like this
disgusting
can't believe that's in holland, even the houses look british
welcome to my life
Never visited Scotland desu, is Edinburgh actually nice
>worse uni's
>no nightlife
>nothing of relevance internationally
>worse restaurant scene
>fashion 2+ yrs behind London
>less cultural and historical sites
>populated by English toffs and Scotch ''''people''''''
All this eating makes me very tired.
Rich parents, obviously
Is that what I think it is
arm the homeless
sauce looks chunky as shite desu, looks like he used too much butter
It's worth it in the long run user
mummy and daddy's money
from what I understand that's a pretty normal house for Yanks though (it is all made of plasterboard)
>"George Michael was battling heroin"
AKA he was a druggie and died getting his druggie fix of illegal drugs. Woops better sweep those tribute articles under the rug real sharp.
feel like i'm the only girl on /brit/ sometimes
>How do some young people live like this? What kind of fucking jobs do they get and how do they get them?
Well by the looks of him (blac, beard, those trainers) he's probably some music producer or something. Maybe a drug dealer masquerading as a fashion designer
Wise looking old girl or lad.
m-my tree is real
for the record its not in holland
does badr hari have a fucking french flag there?
Drug addiction is a disease user, it wasn't his fault.
>Only 2.6% Muslims
nothing more british than a heroin addiction
Watching this video feels like I'm watching English chavs who are too drunk to speak english
really hungry :c
>ywn live in a comfy Canadian town that regularly snows with your loving family
heard on the grapevine that george micheal died battling a heron
MY POST MENTIONED
What? By far the lowest of any major British city
Even tiny irrelevant shitholes like Nottingham are 9% Muslim these days
cat is 90 something years old in cat years
absolutely fed up 24/7
Hmm
Ever notice how the best music and culture comes out of shitholes?
nice kat