Ask a Pimp, Arms/Drug dealer anything. 25 years old, started pimping 2 years ago and moved on from there...

Ask a Pimp, Arms/Drug dealer anything. 25 years old, started pimping 2 years ago and moved on from there. Literally have traveled the world at my age and brought my people with me.. And I'm white

How stressful is it

Do you wear a cool pimp hat?

Very, especially in new areas. I'm really not a tough person so, it can make you loose some sleep. It's safer than you'd think though.

How can one go about becoming a pimp?

Tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask?

Do you rotate bitches as your main fuck toy?

How did you become a pimp?

I wear normal clothes, and try and blend in. I don't think people usually know what I do at the hotels, and by the time they figure it out they know I'm a good customer and don't cause any problems. Anonymity is good.

How many Mercedes could you buy as of right now because every drug dealer has a merc

how mutch for a bitch do give me head

why do you lie on Sup Forums to higher your self esteem?

I fell into it, met a girl off pof who worked for 10 years, and she needed a place to go. She used too many drugs and didn't have a car.. I gave her a house to stay in, rides, and protection. In turn I get all the cash.. And then got her friends involved. Then posted on craigslist an started interviewing. It's easier than you think. I've had a single girl bring me over 2 grand in one day. That was insanely rare though.. No, the one who is the most loyal gets the most privileges. I fuck all of them, try and be pretty equal.

Post pics of ur hottest sluts

Do you think of yourself as a bad person? Do you feel that you break women down and force them to sell their bodies and do things they don't want to do? And since I am married, love buttsex, but am devoted to my wife, what is the going rate for anal?

this

My girls don't suck dick or kiss. 60 bucks though is pretty common
Guess that depends on what kind. I don't drive a merc. It's a decent car though.

How many different kinds of chicks do you have? Any Fat chicks?

What do you drive ?

All the girls I know hate anal and they'll easy throw another 50 on top of that so, 110$ for a qv.

I already feel kinda exposed. Don't want to post the girls. The pics we use don't show face anyways.

Let's see your top earner. And your bottom bitch.

This.

czecked.

Also @OP, literally 0 proof all these summer fags are believing you makes me sad.

If you're being serious... I have a few questions

>What the fuck was wrong with your parents?
>How fucked in the head are they?
>How many times has your mom been turned out by a pack of wild niggers?
>Why don't you get a real job?
What are you gonna do when the FBI finally catches on to you? Because trust me, man, you can't break the law and get away with it forever... Few years at most... Maybe 5 years or so. Take it from me... been involved in a lot of shady shit in my past. Eventually someone will end up turning you in when they get caught. That's just how it goes.

>don't show face
Are you retarded? We want tits and ass.

I did once, she actually sold really fucking well surprisingly. She was like 40 somthing too. God damn.
A Lincoln, that's as specific as I'll get.

-- also, no, I'm not a bad guy. I don't hit the bitches. If they want to leave, they can. All the girls I fuck with are sane..ish, I exploit them a little, but that's the way of the world

Show some proof faggot. Maybe your name or adress.

How much do you make a month

How did you get into dealing drugs?

My parents know, and are ashamed. My people are loyal. If I don't trust someone I put a layer between me and them. Have a girl I trust with them and work it like that. -- I don't think police care... I don't serve kids, I don't beat these bitches. Shit should be legal anyways, so why should police care?

How do I into Lord of War

okay dude calm down. How's Minecraft?

The trips of truth

It's a big incentive to the girls. They can use nights and when we don't work. Some people try and get party favors from escorts anyways so it just kinda works.

-- how much I make in a month, it depends. I'd say pure profit 10k, but I spend a lot to keep everyone happy so, it's probably closer to 15k?

Same poster here...

Law enforcement is literally everywhere. Undercovers are literally everywhere. I've seen multiple people get busted by UCs... usually from the State Attorney's office. It's not local police that will find you in the end. In the end, you're gonna be busted by either State or Federal law enforcement. Trust me on that. Better hope it's State law enforcement, honestly.

I'm only 2 years your senior and I've been pretty deep into shit. Never done anything major myself but I've seen a lot of shit go down, seen investigations happen, etc. The thing so many people don't know is this:
>Law enforcement can literally be up your ass and you won't even know it.
Do you realize the technology even local police are allowed to use in this day and age without obtaining a warrant? It doesn't matter anymore whether or not you try to hide. They can be 6 blocks away and hear *everything* you're doing, bro. Everything.

How do you avoid detection from law enforcement is my question.

Do you live in a nice house or apartment

Just to elaborate:

Even LOCAL law enforcement has the capacity to reroute ALL cellular telephone calls through a listening device WITHOUT using a warrant. They come within a certain range of you and they can gather every fucking thing you say without asking a judge.

What guns do you own? Can you post a pic of them?

Well, if anyone says anything blatantly sexual the convo ends right there.. "How much to fuck you"*click*. It's not fail safe, but shit, it's worked for awhile. I've had some police problems, but overall.. Why are they going to fuck with me when people are selling children and forcing people Into sex slavery?

Let me get this straight...all of the women who work for you hate getting fucked up the ass for money? OK, got it. I did not graduate from Pimp Academy, so I don't know what a "qv" is. But you said third input was $50 more...so is that $110 to pound her ass or $160? Also, you never told me if you felt like a bad person for your lifestyle choices.

are you rich or mind fucking them?

you'se a snitch

I used to live in a nice apartment, now I live in a shit house that cost a lot more. Diffrent city.
If that's true it's fucking scary. I feel like that could be beat in court though.

This is EXACTLY what I mean.

Local police can't be bothered with certain things. They pretty much take direction from a mayor and a police chief. But what they do is forward shit like that to the State Attorney's office...

Now you're talking about a State government who has MORE THAN PLENTY of money AND departments to deal with EVERYTHING you could even imagine. State Attorney's have task forces for just about every fucking thing you could imagine.

roll

Reroll

I promise you that it's true. You're literally retarded if you don't believe police can do that.

And of course that specific evidence can't be admitted in court without a warrant, but they take info they gather and take a year or two to build a case around you that includes evidence that is more than court-worthy.

Do what you wanna do, man, but you're not gonna be able to do whatever you want for more than 5 years before SOME prosecuting fixture comes after you.

Qv = quick visit(10-15 mins, 95% of calls last this long anyways), hh - half hour, h- hour. - I don't, I feel bad for the girls sometimes, it's not really a happy life, but it gives us an advantage. We can make more than anyone our age. We can be equal with doctors and lawyers salary wise.. Plus we all look good. It's the American dream. Is it my fault this is what they want? I don't think so.

I think its stupid to commit crimes in the states without protection and even thats risky, the thirld world is where its at

I'm leaving the country for good in a few months and going straight. Bringing my main girl. Just waiting for her passport to get back. So, I feel confident I can work until then and make as much cash as possible before I leave. Kinda why I even feel half way safe posting anything about this.

Then what about the rest of your girls?

Thank you for answering my questions. Based on what you told me, my wife now wants reparations for each time I busted my nut in her asshole.

One more question: what do you think of the US approach to proatitution, where Johns are arrested, shamed, and sent to "John school" where they learn that pimps are awful people who will kick a pregnant whore in the stomach until her baby is aborted? What real facts would you want taught at John school?

hehe, you think local dep has the guys and software, hardware for wire taps, signal jamming, hijacking etc lol what kind of crime, pimping... expect a fed bust or local cops lol someone will snitch this guy said he is a good guy aswell lol

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Well, I've heard this before and it's what's tell people that find out "it's not who I am, it's what I do". Some pimps are horrible, sure. I'd say even most. I feel like "pimp" is almost a bad word.. Idk. - I'm glad it's usually the johns who are caught, I've actually never seen an escort who isn't mine.. Strange right. Id say overall the image is fair, mainly because.. Well, niggers.

the 2 cops in the cop car don't know how to do it lol,, when that happens to you, you are already under investigation

Same poster again.

I've seen investigations happen. In the past, I may have handed one person in order to not be fucked myself (I actually have a lot to lose, so with my back up against the wall, I did what was best for me. I have a chance for a legit future more than 99% of the criminals who get arrested [I have $$$ -- lots]).

So say what you want about that, I don't really care... But the advice I can give you you better believe is 100% legitimate. I've seen investigations happen before my eyes.

Chances are at least 90% you've been contacted or involved with an undercover officer now or in the past. That's just normal. Trust me when I say to you that THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. They're not who you expect.

Don't think that police don't pay people good money to actually break the law (deal drugs, do drugs, other shit) just to gather info from them. They literally protect certain people they can trust and who give them valid info and unless they commit a violent crime, police look the other way.

Been to jail twice in the past 2 years, but I've been on the straight and narrow for 2 years now. Totally clean.

Best advice I can give to OP is quit while you're ahead.

Depends on which city you're in, placement of people from State law enforcement, cooperation between departments, a lot of things...

l reported you to the fbi, hope you are using a vpn

kek

The reason the Johns are caught is because it became a huge feminist issue in the 1970's that it was the woman who was usually busted for prostitution--the crime was called "solicitation." If you were caught selling your body, you were arrested and the guy who wanted to jam his cock in your shithole ("hey...only $110? My wife makes me buy her diamonds each time I put it in the third input!") was usually given a business card by the detective and told that he may be called on to testify against the (usually) woman. Feminiats noticed this and said "hey, no fucking fair!" So now sexworkers are largely seen as victims and their clients are considered the criminals. But who is kidding who here? They don't call it "the world's oldest profession" for nothing.

yeah, l agree with you on that... and depends what type of crime it is hahaha. Anyway before the nsa there was echelon, universal port

I don't blame you for snitching.. Seems fucked up to say, but idc. I might do the same if it wasn't one of my people. I do plan on getting out.. It's mainly fun for me, I come from a Rich family, so I think that's kinda fucked me up. Anyways, I plan on being done soon. Be out and have won the game.

dubs know snitches

Any one of them ever fall outta pocket?

Sure. Some of these girls are hard H addicts, I've had several girls last a day or less.

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One day you'll be sitting in that cell with nothing to do but read shitty old books, bullshit with a stranger on the bottom bunk, wait for your next meal, and reflect and you'll know what I mean, OP.

Wouldn't wish imprisonment on my worst enemy honestly.

The same reason why they fuck with pot heads with a couple grams of weed. It's there job to catch criminals and guess what? you are a criminal

How do you plan on transporting a lot of cash internationally?

.. Yeah that's if they search you and find it, they arnt going to search me and find out the girls in the car are whores. The hotels don't even care.
Then why try and jynx me with that shit?

OP, the hardest thing I've struggled with in my past 8 years is this:

Am I a bad person?
Even if I don't think I am, will a judge think so?
What about a jury of my peers?
And if I get a second chance, will people ever forgive me what for what I've done?

Unless you're a fucked-in-the-head-psychopath, then I suppose none of that stuff would bother you.

I've thought about that.. I think I'm just going to stuff my and my girls pockets and bags and hope I get through. I'm going to bring less than 10k cash between is, maybe put the rest on bluebird cards or have someone western union me the rest in small-ish transactions?

I'm not jynxing you. You do that yourself. Just follow this advice: Some people have forgiven me. Some people haven't and still hate me to the core. And that shit hurts, man... Just knowing no matter how hard you try, people that know you will still hate you no matter what.

How much money are we talking about?

one hundred trillion dollars... mwahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahah hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not sure the amount but you will have t declare your cash at customs if you exceed that amount.

Summer is here

South of 50k, north of 30k. Sent to two people, maybe more once I get to where I'm going.

what, it's not summer LOL you fucking dumbass bitch nerd on the internet, go assume yourself a girlfriend you faggot bitch

Even if you have $9,999.00, customs is still going to stop you and be life wtf. Customs =/= TSA... they're not retarded.

I know this. They fuck with people with 5k or less. But I feel pretty confident if I go in with 4500 or somthing and then a ways back my girl goes I with 4000 then we should be pretty safe. We don't look like trouble, at all. I don't have tats, piercings, I speak well.. Idk. I'll just tell them, I'm going out of the country awhile, I want hard cash.

Oh awesome statement yoh fucking newfag. Get the fuck off/b/ you highschool graduate ass bitch

Did you ever had problems or rivalries with gangs or other groups?

Think about it... if it was your job to watch people and catch them doing suspicious, or even SLIGHTLY out of the ordinary stuff, you would stop and ask why the person is carrying so much money, where you're headed, for how long, etc. Customs investigations don't stop there, either. If you leave your native country for an extended period of time, you must provide contact information to an individual who knows you IN BOTH COUNTRIES (your country & where your'e traveling). Customs will call these people before they allow you to go anywhere. They think nothing of canceling your visa if they don't like you.

Even if you successfully leave the US, you're not guaranteed to successfully enter your destination country.

>Idk. I'll just tell them, I'm going out of the country awhile, I want hard cash.

That won't work. You travel ON A VISA... a visa determines how long and by what conditions you're allowed to travel.

It's not as easy to just pack up and move to another country forever as I think you think it is.

Not taking that b8

After reading this entire thread...

lol you're no very smart are you, OP? You seem to have no escape plan other than incarceration. Honestly.

No, I've had bigger and badder pimps
Even compliment me on my bitches and being in the game in general. There's enough money to go around, no need to fight over it. If you knock me down there's 5 more of me that'll come up anyways. We help each other sometimes. I'm much more
Afraid of the clients than my competition.

The fact that OP is even on the internet while simultaneously breaking the law in 2016 is beyond laughable

I'm likeable.. I'll look into that though. Maybe just bring less cash. It makes me sick to think how much of a pain in the dick it is to transfer everything though.

I've got that lined up actually. Even if that failed, I'd just cruise down south and never get back on the ship and work it from there. They don't search you worth a fuck there

>I'm likeable
I promise you you're not as likable as you think you are, especially not to Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers LOL

Yeah, just cruise down south and live in some shithole commie country where you get to keep nothing and have no property rights. Seems good.

You have aspirations that are not only extremely stupid and too grandiose, but you obviously don't have the means or knowledge to undertake them. You honestly think you can just, like, STOP and go away...? That doesn't even make sense. Just an observation.

Written by a cop. Same old propaganda.

>turn in your friends, go free
>local police have magical powers
>state attorneys care about $50 whores and
>equivalent high-freq but low dollar dealers
>police are everywhere
>criminals are being paid to get you busted
>you will go to jail 100%

Only thing OP should worry about is selling weapons or whichever drug people are afraid of that week, since he is white.

Whats it like knowing that you're human garbage?

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Well, it's what I'm about to do so.. Yeah. I don't think it's delusional.. I've been around and am resourceful. When I told my friends I was getting into pimping they said the same thing, no diffrent to me. Money talks, if I get in a bind, I'll go back to work or have my family send me cash. 100% they'd bail me out, regardless of how right that is, I feel.. Confident.

I wouldn't have wasted my time writing it if it was false, you tardbucket. I'm just a shitty 27 year old who used to do a lot of drugs and consequently saw a lot of shit. No reason to lie to OP about what he's up against. I don't know him and don't give a fuck whether he's caught or not.

What I was thinking.. Bust me. You'd have to run over 5 crack dealers to get to my room, and then go through the process of trying to find me guilty.

This. If you're smart and know your limits then you're ok. If you start doing your own dope, you might as well call it quits now. Hire GOOD people to be around you. Take care of their families and they will never let you down. I've know guys who have respect from entire towns because of this. Create some 'fake' business and pay something in taxes so they can't come after you that way also. Keep a good lawyer on the dole so you can send him work and to cover you ass if you get in trouble. Hire a body guard who is known on the streets for not being a cop. Cover your ass as much as you can. And throw me some bucks for more ideas and plans. :-)

Once you HAVE money, make it make YOU money. That's where most guys like you fuck it up. Work smarter, not harder. You started small. Don't stay there.

What's it like knowing I 100% have more cash and sex than you?

Not gonna work dude. You cannot take cash like that through customs. They will turn you right around. Put it in a bank or bitcoins or PayPal or a combination