Hey /b. Roast me and my girlfriend

Hey /b. Roast me and my girlfriend

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Too easy.

You two make a very cute couple, I hope you have a long relationship.

So which one is supposed to be the man here?

protip:"she" isnt your gf if you both have cocks closet faggot...

Nice stache you rapist

Your brother is not supposed to be your girlfriend.

which of you is the tranny?

No one said there was a man in the photo at all, you sexist, patriarchate scum!

if it werent for the lipstick i honestly wouldnt be able to tell who is the man and who is the woman

which one is the girlfriend and which one is the boyfriend?

Your "gf" needs to learn how to shave his face better

kill yourself and your girlfriend you fucking degenerate. that "woman" you claim to be your "girlfriend" isn't even a female at all. at best, it's a man with a bipolar disorder, leading himself to be a tranny. despicable. you two deserved to be in pulse. the way your tranny "girlfriend" wears lipstick and has a necklace makes me want to wash my eyes out and then hang myself. you're not cool for having a "girlfriend" you fucking faggot. you need to be socially accepted by another man, and have a relationship that transcends what the bible said you degenerate faggot. i hate this fucking world and all the "special" snowflakes that check others' privilege and fight for LGBTQA+. fucking kill yourself. i will paypal you enough money to buy a rope to neck you and your tranny faggot girlfriend to die on screen. go fuck yourself

gb2reddit sjw nigger

Nigga you look like alfalfa all grown up and your girl looks like the type of girl to have planters warts all over her feet and yellow teeth. Gonna look like movie theater butter when she's blowing you fam good luck

Gr8 b8 m8te would r8te 8/8 if not for so much h8te.

Her necklace says Hard Cock if I'm not mistaken

hard rock
>projection intensifies

Go forth and populate the earth. Be fruitful and multiply. You r roast.

Bro, you're unroastable

You guys look so plain and boring that I can't even come up with anything good.

>girlfriend
>girlfriend
>girl friend
>girl
that thing's a girl? she looks like she's about to kill all cis scum.
and YOU, OP. You look like one of those faggots who tries too hard to act like a nigger, yet you only end up looking pathetic as fuck

So, which one of you has the bigger cock?

Looks like siblings to me.

Now let's play: Spot the Tranny

Yo did you see that joke dude? It went right over your head would you look at that

Girlfriend? Don't you mean your transexual twin?

Is that really your girlfriends hair or did a rat died in there?

Tell your girlfriend that necklace is the only hard rock thing she'll ever get.

Do you have to wear heels to kiss your girlfriend?

Hey look, she/he is wearing a necklace that says the one thing that's worth more than their life. Fucking useless trap scum. Actually kill yourself.

Nice OP now get off of your father's pick up truck and stop fucking you cousin.

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I like how your girlfriend's Adams apple is bigger than yours.

Which is which?

don't care

but the people in the picture look young
they should enjoy that

Get a new haircut, omfg kill yourself what did you do to your hair?

Too bad you 2 werent in orlando 2 weeks ago

im laughing to hard
you both look the same

This That's said you're perfect for each other. Best wishes.

okay which is which

Please never have kids I don't think the world can take another tragedy.

dont you mean you and your cross dressing brother?

Homos... the both of you.

You're a brave brave man.