>be me
>18
>socially awkward as fuck
>like girl
>everyone says perfect 5/10
>get balls to ask her to go to coffee
>she says yes
I'm going in about 8 hours. Does Sup Forums have any advice? I've never been on a date with a girl I my life, so I need help
Image unrelated, but gets people to look at my problem
>Image unrelated, but gets people to look at my problem
Use porn next time
Don't worry about it too much. Don't be an asshole and you should be fiiiine.
Dude first off don't sweat it
Just be yourself and don't be too overbearing
Lastly clean up well and look nice
go, offer to buy her coffee, its only polite seeing as you're the one that asked her out, sit down with her, make conversation, let her talk about herself and avoid silences at all costs, easy
I'm cringe, that's how I don't know how I even got her to say yes to coffee.
>inb4 literally autistic
Oh and I forgot to mention
Be a gentlemen and pay for the date
The worst thing that can happen is the notorious awkward silence, be sure not get to that point.
I'm fine paying. Literally isn't a problem. My problem is, being myself is seriously a problem in person. Like I said, I am actually autistic. I'm so much more confident texting than face to face speech
Make sure you keep the conversation going so you both aren't just awkwardly sitting there
It's gonna be nearly impossible, but if I fuck this up, I can't start from square one again.
Make she to be thirty minutes late to the date and then call her and tell her that she should just come to your place for a nice quick fuck. Make sure to tell her she is a bitch to assert your dominance.
Worst idea of 2016
You clearly don't slay pussy 24/7 like me.
this. 60% of the time, it works every time.
tried this with my grandmother, can confirm op, this shit works like magic
/thread
>on Sup Forums
>slays pussy 24/7
Pick one
arrive 3 hours late completely naked with a knice, slice off your cock and shove it down her throat, she will appreciate it. Next cut any artery and drain your blood all over the floor and die faggot
I'm just here so I can make fun of you fucking nerds, you fags don't know how to treat a bitch like shit, take her cash and fuck her.
I have a feeling the only girl you've talked to is the fucking nurse in the psych ward
Definitely pay for the date. It will go far if you do. Also as other user has said, shave up. Make sure you are clean as can be. Shave, pop zits, clean hair thoroughly.
And most importantly be yourself. Nothing is worse than hiding who you are to get a grills attention.
Also, listen to her, prepare a few questions to ask her, and make sure to seem interested in what she has to say. If she's not a boring cunt this shouldn't be hard. If she is boring, don't waste your time acting like you are having fun. Always plan some kind of back up too. Just incase things go well, make sure you have am idea as to what to do when your current activity becomes old
nice trips you disgusting pile of aborted fetuses
She's definitely not a bitch, she's the only girl I've ever liked
confirmed faggot
>actual helpful advice on Sup Forums
Actually thanks man. We're pretty close to a big mall as well, hopefully we get along well enough to go for a bit and extend the day
I'm a picky asshole really
god more of these beta fucks asking advice on how to act like a normal fucking human being and communicate with the opposite gender. shes not a fucking alien you faggot, talk to her like you talk to any human, you filth
You're a fuckin fag, you need to treat this bitch like shit if you want to keep her. You give a bitch a bit of freedom and she will go fucking around with real men like me. If she steps out of line give her a left hook or your the bitch.
OK congrats, I make autistic jokes as well, but the reality of it makes it almost impossible to socially interact with people. So terrific you have to be a dick to make yourself feel better about the fact you've never even talked to a girl
I'm really gonna take this advice with a bit of skepticism
Sup Forums is not a "safe space", bullshit white knight faggotry and any advice thready beyond how to commit suicide can fuck off back to tumblr
kill yourself you autistic faggot
dont take this advice you fucking dim witted cunt are you that fucking vaccinated that you cant tell im trolling?
We get it you need to be edgy
Literally being sarcastic, of course I'm not kid
every time i see people shitting on white knight/tumblr/faggotry theres always the "quit trying to be edgy" faggot reply
No problem man. It's hard enough to go on a date, harder yet when Sup Forumsros won't give advice. I've been on countless dates, and the ones where I had back up olans, or engaged them and was my own self, I always had a second date. Treat her like a person, and you will be fine. It goes a long way when you seem interested in her hobbies. Especially since you are on b, I assume you aren't exactly alpha material. It doesn't mean the battle is lost, just that you will take a different approach. Good luck, and God speed user. I hope it goes well for you
Double dubs, this needs checking
don't stress over yourself if you really think you're socially awkward. As others have said, be yourself, don't try to hide or mask anything, that would just screw you up. If you're nervous, it will be obvious no matter what you do so feel free to tell her, honesty is valued.
Get a shower before you go, wash your hair, shave, but I wouldn't recommend any scents or cologne - that would look like you're trying too much. Ask her about her hobbies or what she does for fun, or maybe what she'd like to do in the future. Connecting over some fun activity is the best. Girls like to talk a lot about other people so maybe you can take that in your advantage, if it fits your situation somehow.
In your age it is assumed the guy pays for the date so you probably want to do that.
Oh and lastly, if you think the date goes well, maybe you can invite her to some fun activity for the next date - maybe go karts, that worked for me.
I don't know how you function, but I often stress out over simple things. So if that's the case with you as well, try to do something that might help you stay calm. If you want a plan, make it, just don't push it to follow it.
Good luck, Sup Forumsro
check em faggots
>avoid silences at all costs
hello pocket pasta
If you can't get a non anime girl, just feel good knowing you can check your dub dubs
thanks for the advice man, ill try everything you guys said (aside from the trollers XD ) as i said, im actually autistic so this is big for me. Sorry for bothering you all im really appreciative of the help.
r u dumb
Good to know the thread I made helped another user, and also
>uses XD
>2016
137 IQ. Doesnt really help with girls I guess
just ask her about her life they love talking about that shit
OP here, the girl just cancelled the plans, no explaination just said something came up.. guess ill just go jerk off to her facebook instead
Is this troll or nah
lol another troller, thats not me.
I've met lots of "inteligent" people, myself included, and lots of us are quite dumb, myself included. But seniors are the worst, tbh.
IQ148 reporting in.
Don't sweat it man. You will find someone eventually. Even if this grill isn't for you, you can learn from this chance. Take your time, don't sweat the award silences, don't worry about being beta. And most importantly, listen to her. If you can follow up what she has to say with a question regarding her topic, you are home free. That's the basics of talking to a grill. Making sure you can make her feel like she has value to what she says. Unless like I said... She's a boring cunt.. then fuck that, don't waste your time.
Just be nice to her, and relax. The fact she is going on a date with you means she is interested in you as it stands. Don't let your autism get in the way here, you have a girls attention, and that is half the battle right there.
When u have that awkward silence, just say u were looking at her beauty and were dozed off.
OK kiddos, impersonating an OP should be a Capital Offense
You also don't get a pass, bud, I'm not that beta
thats not op, i asked her why and she told me her parents arent letting her go
Nah its true
It's an easy way to keep a convo going
Some cucked pretending to be me, it's still on
You're also not me you fuck
stop trying to derail my thread, its not working.
anyway, what can i tell her to get another date? she hasnt said anything about rescheduling
Not pretending, and not same fagging. I'm giving continual advice from my post to op.
If you hear from anyone else that she cancelled, it's fucking 3 am where I live and she's asleep
You fucking idiot, you need to call her right now and tell that bitch you want your dick sucked and you want it now. And if that bitch tries to say its cuz of her parents then that's even better get a double blow job from her and her mom.
Stop pretending to be as alpha as me kid
why are you doing this?
nice try again, its 10:56 pm
Then fucking wake that bitch but with your dick and get her to suck it.
Basically this.
I just wanna add something important though. When it gets to the point of an awkward silence, and she's looking at you, expecting you to say something, maintain eye contact. Not just at that time, but always. No checking out the tiddies, no nervous nose -stares, nothing. Just eye contact, always. They'll even subtly challenge you to do it through their body language.
They're trying to derail the thread so I don't get advice, plus that's also definitely not what I need to do
I live in Virginia you cuck
No user, you are not communicating using your phone in real life ,dont use internet words or some shit like that
Just sit down , ask about her favorite book, movie or band
You're a cuck, you're never goina slay pussy. Niggaz like me will always take yo bitches cuz you want to treat them good but the secret about girls is deep down they are all bitches and they all want to be treated like shit.
After the date, say something nice about how you think the date went. Don't elaborate here, just leave it as you thought it was nice meeting her. After a while when you get home, text her saying ypu thought you had a good time. Say something in same text about how you would like to [insert activity here] with her. Make sure you make this about something you talked about. If she has some common activity with you, you are in. If not, make up some kind of activity that is big in your area. In my hometown, people like to hike, I could say something like "next time we hangout, we should check out the bluffs!" If that's a common interest
just asked her if she wanted to reschedule the date and she said she will let me know. i remain hopeful but for the most part feeling shitty rn, Sup Forumsros
I agree with this guy on two points:
1) if she's a boring cunt, give up. You can't make them have fun if they themselves don't know how to have fun on their own. Only those "alpha male b/tard 24/7 fuckers" that you meet here can have fun with them, but there's not much point in meeting with those apart from fucking. But if she's interesting, you're good.
2) if she agreed to the date then she's at least a little bit interested in you. Just imagine what woul you do if a girl asked you out. If she'd be at least a bit funny/good looking, you'd say yes. They're people too. Try imagine yourself on the other side. :)
gl
Just impersonated op and it made me feel like a complete ass. It's still on
thanks for the advice man but stop writing essays, i wont read 90% of what you write. Any advice that doesnt have an introduction, 3 body paragraphs, and a conclusion?
lol try harder troll
Kill yourself for pretending to be me you fucking nig
Look at me, I'm gonna derail a dating advice thread so everyone is sad and miserable like me
STOP TRYING TO DERAIL MY THREAD YOU FUCKING TROLLER I REPORTED ALL YOUR BULLSHIT PRETENDING TO BE ME
Nigger, I'm trying to help you. If you can spend the time to read what I have to offer you don't deserve the advice. Read it and take what I have to offer, or don't get a second date. No hair off my ass if you get left for the autist you are.
TL;DR read it and prosper, or don't and suffer
lol if yoyre actually op you deserve it, go to /soc/ shit like this belongs there
That dudes pretending to be OP. Actual fucking OP here, it fucking helps
yeah but every reply i can tell its you because its like an entire essay. again, thanks for the advice but im not going to read mountains of text im too anxious because this is the closest i got to a date
Maybe some of us want genuine advice bud
Cringing due to the bad bait
ACTUAL OP HERE ok guys i sent her a pic of my balls
Find a funny story to tell
this shit is seriously making me shake thats how angry i am. stop fucking inpersonating me i cam gere for advice you fucking ass holes. reporting all the trollers
Real OP here, the advice helps. People derailing the thread, congrats, you're pissing off someone who genuinely needs the help
FINALLY YOU DO SOMETHING SMART, attached was the comment "suck these" right?
Wish I actually had the guts, also if I did I'd send a screenshot.
ACTUAL ACTUAL OP HERE I JUST SLIT HER THROAT HAHAHAHAHAHA AUTISM RULEZZZZZZ
Already established that you aren't me kid. Shake until you fucking die from shaken baby pls so you can't impersonate me
Fine man, then I have no more to offer you. If you can't read a fucking Sup Forums post, then I don't have time to give my advice. Don't come here asking for advice, and expect someone to sugarcoat an answer for you. I spelt it out in detail to help an autist with women. Not my fault you can't take an extra few seconds to read it.
i need actual advice you twat please please please stop derailing my thread or you will be fucking sorry.
Thanks for falling for the baiters, they're not me, thanks for the help man
What is this fake OP gonna do, call anonymous
dont fucking call me an autist, autism doesnt define who i am. Am i the dumb one for not being able to shorten an answer. i dont want your advice fuck off someone else will give me a concise version
Of you are real OP, and I fell for bait, pardon me. I hope you take it for what it's worth. If you are really a nigger looking for handouts, go fuck yourself. Good luck on the date real op