Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, birb roll!

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kyouko claimed.

Claimed

fish

Saber claim

Fish

Goodnight!
Sleep tight!

Haha, I wasn't even level 100 yet. If I remember correctly... I gave the account up for grabs just after the event following Hero Umi.

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Lily claim

Im fucking tired but claimed.

So grateful My internet is back on now i can put youtube on and fall asleep to it.

Anyone have any good suggestions for Documentarys on youtube. Otherwise i just go for my default WW2 or serial killers.

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You could have been a chad if you werent at anime club
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>Hetalia
The degenerate of anime
People who watch it are automatically weeaboo trash

fish

Claimed

(New discount?)
I just played a zac top game, went 15/0/11 and didnt even get an s+, feels good and bad

(BEST)
You started it, dont make me call you best memer for now on

(Haram Leader)
Oh baby, what have you been listening to on it?

Guess I'll go ahead and sleep as well. Good night /waifu/!

Fish

Yes, hello everyone.

Your waifu's are quite nice

>last claim

Goodnight~

fish

I think we've made joking passes at each other at the least!
>AH-64

What, that I stopped going?

I still never watched it.
>Here's one of the posters from Valentines day
>Ohgodkillme.cringe
>I know I have worse ones too

Do not make me go full Karen on you!
Anything and everything!

>Makoto

fish

Your a cute too

Yeah and a but sleepy too. You?

Guess I have something to call by instead of farting titties lmao. What I tell ya? Did you get jalapeƱos or regular?

I'm still afraid of trying it. Same with beat in angel;_;

You don't have to do That man

Kek worked with me

Koooooooooooo?~

Cause I was talking to some.people and they said love live is moe due to the all girl stuff. I thought moe was something like chuunibyou or K-on

Night!

Love*

Night!

Smug

thank you friend

fish

I wouldnt have been a chad even if I didnt go to a club, hell Idk what would I call myself back then, sure as hell was no push over, thats for sure

No, you're not who I think you were

Just watched the minion movie with my step siblings and I kinda enjoyed it. Someone kill me

>Hamakaze claimed

Thanks

Quite better than I was doing earlier. Shiro never ceases to cheer me up.
You're too beautiful for that.

>hamakaze and birb roll

omg kekekek.

Kinda well put together tho.

for a flyer

>shino

Oh god please no
Lets not turn this into a cringe thread
No your a cute
Sea creatures?
Beta
Birb roll

8/10, would waifu

You are already karen 3.0, you cant stop it now.
That sounds pretty sick, where did you nab it from?

Fair enough, ill gladly take it. Na i hate the taste of jalapenos and they arent hot enough for me. Still that was great, im definitely getting more in the future

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I'm not big on minions, but enough people are saying it was good that I might try it

One more before bed.
Bye!
>Lily

Kys, this is why we aint shipped

Then me and Maki have much to show you.
youtube.com/watch?v=usXhiWE2Uc0

Mmmkay.

I took photoshop in highschool, so I was at least have decent with it.
>The cringiest one we ever used
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It is too late.

Time to behead you.
Just picked it up from Walmart, $100. But it sounds fucking godmode for not needing to rely on something else to boost the sound.

>Makoto

Wew lad, that's still an accomplishment though. Have a nice night.

>Talking about Chads and Betas
>Pic swaps to Stacys
How ironic.

Oh no, I think we both now who has that title.

Oh oh no, oh nooo. This is bad, real bad.

I can't make that out at all.

I don't even know anymore kek.

Never seen Chuunibyou but yes I would say K-On has a lot of moe signals. When people see a conglomerate of cute girls I guess they automatically think moe. I never saw Love Live! like that due to the present story. Although that's just a label, can't be truly classified like how the show can be classified as a music show.

>Best idol claimed

W-wait, what are you rolling for?

It was ok its just all the damn pictures online that make it cancerous

Still fucking here.

Ownership of you of course!

>hamakaze and birb rool

Were not shipped because you cheated on me
Its already bad enough they call themselves otakus
Please just stop
Shiro steal

Claimed.

You never gave me cummies like mizore does

Well goodnight everyone.

Later gators

See you.

Hank, you're looking odd these days.

woah before i go to bed look at this shit wtf. Final fantasy is gonna be nuts
anyway bed

>shino

I see, well in that case... Rolling for shiro!

fish

Funny.

Feesh?

Jokes on you, I'd be glad to be owned by you!

>roll for hamakaze and birb

Oh went for the convenience of walmart, gotcha. That does sound pretty sick, when do you use it?

True, but i didnt know deep down you were a meme machine best idol. Ill have to remember that

Rainbow Trout

Everybody's waifu a shit
Including mine
Face it
2D girls aren't perfect and you know it
In no way are they better than 3D
At least 3D you can fuck...

Feeling fresh from the run with shiro as motivation I see

What I tell ya my dood? You'll like it here in the lone star state!

I'm joining you. Night!

I wanna know. Can you showill me? I wanna know about these strangers like me

Should see the banana leaf one

Hehe~ it of code that akiko and I only know

I didn't see all of k-on but chuunibyou is moe as fuck. The oy moe character in LL is maybe hanayo. The story does keep it away from it being moe since they have a goal to reach and not just being cute in everyday life. Show is pretty musical

Night!

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

fish

Dont be such a whore
I want to own you
Good night

Rory-sama claimed
Urgot still stronk.

Night Shinoa

I can't post anymore, this shit is killing me inside. Just have this, it's got all of the posters we used.
>Although I'll admit, some of them weren't too badly made
imgur.com/a/rXDRr

Later Shino.

Hank.

The entire time I'm at work!

Night Smugs! Here's one for the road.
youtube.com/watch?v=dLaTlg8QukE

Too late homo, shoulda gave me cummies when I asked you to.

Good. Rerolling!

If you dont like it, leave.

Goodnight.
OK.

>hamakaze and birb roll

No 2D girl will ever be as good as 3D
3D sucks and 2D sucks
We are doomed to die alone
I'm not even shitposting i'm serious

Rory is a special kind of cute
bathe in the blood of the innocent kind of cute.
>roll for Rory

Hello.

>hamakaze roll

How about check these singles and you have complete ownership of me? Deal?

>birb roll

Claimed.

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>innocent
What, no. Emloy doesn't like when innoce ts are killed. Death is death, but a rabid human killing a child is abhorrwnt.
Wewlad

Wew lad, nice dubs you got there

You just want to be loved by me, dont you? I can do that.

Hi

Did I do it?

A-user-kun... this is so w-w-wrong! I-I have a shipmate, R-Renge.

Shhhh don't tell anybody. Change the subject, how ya doing?

Gonna have to look that up.

The two cheekiest people here have some sort of lingo, how ironic.

That pretty much sums it up. Love the show regardless. Sleep well Smuggy.

Hey there

Night smug

What about my boy zac

Nice, i just had my phone going usually. Probly would have been good to invest in one. You working right now?

I wont tell anyone your dark secret
Im alright man, i was posting last night i think and i blacked out and when i came to my doge was out. Wierd stuff

Slut
No thank you
Do i still have to roll to own you or can i just own you

That skirt. Lord have mercy

Trips or higher

Well if you change your mind...

Lol k, you keep that up while I got enjoy some mizore cummies

Rolling for hamikaze

What boy?
What skirt

oh
>reroll

Still doin well?

I'd recommend it. At least a small $30 one like my old one.
Yep, blasting it at max volume.

You know you want the cringe.

Yes, yourself?

Good night all you waifu lovers. I hope you sleep well.

FISH

Wew lad

You kancolle fags are pathetic.

This

Rolling for waifu death

This.

Pretty good, considering.

I'm going to bed earlier than usual
Goodnight /waifu/
>if trips hamakaze get

Thanks famaroni, knew I could count on the best swordsman.

Wew, what I tell ya man. Gotta keep an eye out for her.

fish

You said urgot still stronk so i was wondering what you thought about zac. Went 15/0/11 last game, didnt even get an s+ though

Depending on my next job ill probly end up picking one up, i cant function without music usually

Yea you were right, ganked me good. Took my card and bought $300 worth of dog toys and treats. Rip me

That's good. What are you doing?

goodnight friends

Damn man. You gonna call your credit card company and get that sorted out? Not sure if they'll believe you though.

Eh, I'd say get one regardless. It'll sound 12 million times better than a phone speaker.

Just listening to music, nothin new really.

Night Fish.