I'm a newfag, how do I survive on Sup Forums?

I'm a newfag, how do I survive on Sup Forums?

like I expected 4fags to reply

leave

k dad

You leave this board called Sup Forumsetroit.

lurk until you know the answer.

Don't worry new fag, you'll learn from the mistakes you make. And just remember... Everybody was a new fag once.

And also... Nice dubs!

By killing yourself

thx dad

Well you got dubs so I'll give some advice
Learn the fucking code, keep your fucking head down, new fags are easy to spot and youll just get chopped for it, one day itll click and no one will notice your a newfag, also...do you have a finger box?

Nobody cares enough to single out someone for being a newfag. Anyone who claims otherwise is either lying or must be some basement dwelling shit-tard who's opinion shouldn't matter to you.

lurk moar or leave forever. The latter may help you more.

I'm not stupid. I can research things

First mistake fucking newfag
"Yeah I got one of the really cool oak wood ones from spain" was one of the answers.......like I said, keep your head down until you know this shit

I realised my mistake the moment I posted that

>Newfags
>Instructing newfags
>Pretending to be oldfags

Fucking lurk more. If you don't know what that means, it means to browse some boards and threads until you know the ins and outs of Sup Forums and how people use it. Also, dubs check'd

Also, never use 'lol'. We use 'lel' around here. Put 'le' before every sentence and no one will know you're a newfag.

nice dubs

sure thing dad

If you still want to post after saying that you're doing a good job.

not sure if sarcastic

same desu

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Better then my newfag thread.
I got a single reply of "Lurk more faggot" and I 404ed
My advice to you, is lurk more faggot