>be me 2 years ago >sister is going through obnoxious vegan phase >insist we don't kill any bugs in the house >living in australia because dad works for YS govt >we can't even kill spiders >seriously.jpg >after about a month of putting up with this I get fed up and decide to get revenge >unused guest bathroom >make sure door is relatively tightly sealed >start stashing all the spiders I catch in there. >Imagine bathroom as some sort of spider thunderdome where only the strongest of spiders survive.
Continue?
John Edwards
You have my permission. Bump.
Ryder Russell
yes please
Xavier Lopez
bump plz continue
Mason Scott
Gogogo
Ryder Bell
Yes, do continue.
Austin Gomez
Go on OP
Caleb Morales
bump and continue OP
James Martinez
We're all like, waiting man.
Chase Miller
+1
James Lewis
go on
Liam Edwards
Is op dead?
Thomas Rodriguez
...
Daniel Edwards
I think OP died in the spider thunderdome.
Chase Sullivan
Are you a faggot, or is it just that you cant write?
William Reyes
R.I.P. OP he was a ginormous fucking faggot
Caleb Mitchell
Sleep tight, dogger
Brayden Cook
OP? You there?
Gabriel Bennett
OP is a nigger
Mason Butler
>spider Thunderdome SPEAK NOW
Gabriel Rodriguez
op is ded
Logan Peterson
...
Elijah Brooks
yes, OP is dead infact, i killed him
Sebastian Russell
Drop bear got him
Mason Long
>spiders start nesting inside my sisters appliances
Continue?
David Walker
OP U FOKIN FAG
Benjamin Ortiz
No
Owen Wright
Don't post one sentence and ask continue you fucking faggot FUCKING POST THE WHOLE STORY
Ayden Ramirez
>IT TOOK YOU 14 MINUTES TO WRITE ONE SENTENCE FAGGOT pretype this shit you fucking nigglet scum
Connor Reyes
...
Cameron Hughes
I CAME FOR EPIC SPIDER THUNDERDOME RAPE, I DEMAND THE WHOLE STORY
Gabriel Phillips
Not OP. I'm just a joker taking the piss out of this whole wait.
Chase Peterson
authism within this thread is strong. call me once the story is finished
James Rogers
>Been 20 minutes OP has baited you all. The thread is over.
Cooper Rodriguez
Ofc OP dosen't continue he writes from an iphone3 holy fucking shit
Isaac Howard
>5 hours later >sister goes to the bathroome >screams her lungs out >spiders are nesting in her hair >i'm lmao continue?
Nathan Smith
no kys faggot
Jonathan Kelly
>she kills herself
Blake Wilson
>Staying with friend in Europe >Both of us at pub drinking pints >He decides to head back to his apartment >I tell him I'll catch up with him in an hour >Actually really horny and want to find a brothel >Figure I can lose my virginity to some European prostitute >End up at strip club >Instead of having fun I pour my guts out over how miserable I am to the strippers >They're sorta sympathetic but it's probably fake >One of them tries to flirtilly undress me >Takes my hat and disappears >I try to ask where my hat's gone but can't get a straight answer >Decide to pretend to cry and make them feel sorry for me >Start actually crying instead >Can't stop crying>Eventually they just feel sorry for me and give me my hat back >Fat stripper comes along >She offers to give me a lap dance >I didn't really want to but she looked middle aged and I just wanted some motherly attention >She takes me into other room and grinds on me >It was awful, she smelled weird and crushed my balls under her knee >In my drunken state I suddenly lean up and lick her tit >She freezes up and gets off of me >I get kicked out of strip club >End up wandering the streets in -10 degree celsius weather after midnight >Don't find my way back to the apartment until 7am >Travel back home the next day >Can't give my friend a straight answer as to where I was >He still thinks my last drink at the pub was spiked
I'm still considering whether or not I should kill myself over this
Brayden Russell
do it faggot
Ian Perry
Thread derailed
Sebastian Gomez
Why would you kill yourself over that, fuckwit? I support your decision to do so, but wtf is so bad about that, apart from you being a huge faggot?
Jordan Davis
>waiting at bus station after long day >suddenly from my left comes Chad on his bicycle, on his way to fuck my oneitis no doubt >Chad: "oh 'sup dude?" >"good, you?" >"yeah, umm-" >I desperately try to find something funny to say to keep the conversation going because for some reason he isn't going away >midway through whatever dumb shit I'd figured I'd say I spot some kinetic movement from a surprisingly large area of my field of view >it's a young mother with a baby carriage struggling to take it on the bus which I hadn't even noticed had arrived >she's been asking for help for a short while now and I haven't head anything at all either >I know I should help her but it's at this moment I realize I don't even have enough money for a bus ride>don't want to give off the wrong impression by getting the baby carriage on the bus then having the driver close the door then ask me for payment which I don't have >all the while I've been thinking this I unconcsioucly kept the young mother socially engaged by stammering schizophrenic sentence connectors and guttural sounds while making hesitant air-lifting motions towards the carriage >Chad, who was also here all along, gives me this condescending belittling smirk like I'm the most retarded autist in the world >drives off into the sunset >look back at the bus >the driver helped the mother get the carriage in >she thanks me even though I didn't manage to do much and I think "what a nice human being" >the driver locks eyes with me and shakes his head disapprovingly before shutting the doors and driving off >find out I actually did have enough money to get on the bus
