Hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 15 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're either a really bad bot or just a twat

MODS underage b&

Think I am going with a Twat

proof there's no cure for being a newfag

Hey someone actually went through the effort to change the pic and age this time.

stale pasta from 2004
sage goes in all fields

havent seen this spaghetti in a while, zozzle
sage

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

Get cancer shithead

...

being this new

This meme is so stale it doesn't even accurately parody the age group it's supposed to.

Seriously this is slang from like 10 years ago. The people who used to type this way are adults now.

>15 years old
MODSMODSMOOOOODDDS!!!

damn 2004. good times

good god your right, I was thinking the same thing.
Its not even retro cool yet, its just pathetic.

mods!

This pasta gets old you know? Old as in not interesting

It's like an old man using 80ies slang

*groan*
Stale pasta is stale. 1/10 as I replied.

damn, i've never seen so many summerfags

Tits or GTFO!