/heem/: rory macdonald edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Lobov-Avila targeted for UFC 202
mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078140/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202

>Maldonaldo appeals Fedor loss again
mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12081886/fabio-maldonado-appeals-to-wmmaa-confident-loss-to-fedor-emelianenko

>Jon Jones: Conor needs to stay in his place
mmamania.com/2016/7/12078462/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma

Other urls found in this thread:

bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/1/120883112/mma-news-cb-dollaway-headed-to-light-heavyweight-ufc-203
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-200s-daniel-cormier-calls-jon-jones-a-middle-aged-28-year-old-weird-argument-ensue
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/matt-mitrione-clears-medical-meets-oli-thompson-in-bellator-158-co-main-event-in-london
youtube.com/watch?v=9EdNxYk5v5l
dailymail.co.uk/sport/ufc/article-3648862/Stephen-Wonderboy-Thompson-did-WHAT-to-these-young-Filipino-children.html
mmafighting.com/sport/article-364862/Chris-Weidman-Endorses-Hillary-Clinton.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Schaub is God

Conor McGregor

atta boy

is

Ryan Barberena

Prove you are a Real Fight Fan™ in 10 words or less.

8th for schaub is a faggot

Mark Hunt.

...

Schaub Bless you all on this fine evening.

Brock Lesnar.

Those qints

Schaub bless

wolf tickets
i want to fuck chuck

I'm skipping out on my sister's wedding to watch 200.

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>44444
Quints. Impressive.

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH? HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?

top filename

SCHAUB HAS BLESSED US
THANK YOU OH GRACIOUS AND KIND SCHAUB

How much does Schaub pay you to shill for him on a chinese cartoon site all day? I'd hope it wasn't for free.

Your Welterweight Champion of the World, Carlos Condit!

He doesn't, we genuinely enjoy his fights and the content he produces. I own about 3 TFATK shirts.

>people like someone i don't
>must be shills

I've been to four live events with my old man.

>>people like someone i don't

Where did I say I didn't like the bloke? I'm just hoping you don't do all these hours of shilling for free. People get paid to do stuff like this you know, you could make upto $150 a day.

Lmao not a single one of the links in the op even work

No one fucking cares about the OP

lmao I love it

I bought UFC 186

Into. The. Trash.

I WENT to UFC 130

Every single link in the OP is broken.

loving every laugh

Just a heads up. Canadian OP was always right.

The fact that you know the links don't work is proof that there are people (aka you) who still check the links.

is rory macdonald still relevant? how?

Everyone already read the news in the last thread downie
Adan will never notice you, stop worshipping him

lmao fucking idiot

Damn you're such a fucking pleb man. Just go to /wwe/

>about 3

"The OP is important" - a fucking idiot

have sex

>tfw would easily heem every here without breaking sweat

actual news because downie is a downie

>CB Dolloway to LHW, will meet Francimar Barroso at 203
bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/1/120883112/mma-news-cb-dollaway-headed-to-light-heavyweight-ufc-203

>Cormier clarifies candle comments
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-200s-daniel-cormier-calls-jon-jones-a-middle-aged-28-year-old-weird-argument-ensue

>Mitrione cleared, will fight Olli Thompson in London in two weeks
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/matt-mitrione-clears-medical-meets-oli-thompson-in-bellator-158-co-main-event-in-london

>Schaub on who replaces rogan
youtube.com/watch?v=9EdNxYk5v5l

1 XXXL =/= 3

wew lade

??????

>>CB Dolloway to LHW

It's like he loves being heem'd

my wife is pregnant lol but thanks for the advice

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>guys please pay attention to me, im really need someone right now

>wife

hows the land whale nowadays anyway canuck?

>my wife is pregnant

Congrats! How are you mentally adjusting on having to raise Jamarcus' son?

who the fuck is dennis siver

dailymail.co.uk/sport/ufc/article-3648862/Stephen-Wonderboy-Thompson-did-WHAT-to-these-young-Filipino-children.html

oh my god

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LE RUSING YOU SO BAD HOW WILL YOU EVER RECOVER FROM THIS

>mmafighting.com/sport/article-364862/Chris-Weidman-Endorses-Hillary-Clinton.html

Wew

he was never my boi

>OMG IM ON A ROLL TODAY I FEEL SO ALIVE ADAN PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M A LE EPIC RUSEMAN LIKE YOU TOO

buddy she's tiny lol she weighs like 112lb now, she's 5'2"
she's starting to get a little bit thicker though, kind of looking forward to the next couple months

the other day she goes "my tits feel heavy" and I was like "yeah they look heavy too" and then we fucked lol

thanks brother

it's a bit intense, I'm not gonna lie. I think I'll be a good dad though. can't wait to lmao in this kids face

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>5'2"
>112lb now
>THEN WE FUCKED LOL

I've missed watching one ufc event in the past 4 years. And of fucking course it was 199.

Tryhard aspie is sperging out again

>you are le angry lol im rusing you so bad haahhah ur mad lol ur mad ur mad

Congrats.

>Musings of a 14 year old

Who would win an open-weight UFC tournament featuring every fighter on the roster?

downie is having the time of his life posting on /heem/ lads
jumping up and down and running around his room

well she might be a bit more than 112 now but she is small is my point

>tfw your life is so dope that people don't believe it's real

Werdum or Stipe

>your life is so dope

top kek, how old are you canada?

y u mad tho?

> and then we fucked lol

I'm 28 bud

well we did


can someone post that recent pic of hunt training? I'm telling my old man that he's full vegan and actually looks good and he doesn't believe me

>and then we fucked lol

>tfw you've mentally raped someone so horrifically by insulting their precious OPs they literally become obsessed with you to the point where they seemingly fall in love with you

Lmao i always get the crazy ones

THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER

how old is your pregnant wife?

it's an oddly nice feel though isn't it

HOLY SHIT LOOK HE RESPONDED TO YOU

and then we fucked lol

she's 28 too

Hunt said he was going vegan last August but I read somewhere that he said he would do it after he retired and that he was just cutting back on meat in general

ALMOST 71

HEH

Can you ask your wife if Branden Schaub is ducking Rich Panini

"and then we fucked lol"

>my face I mindfucked the autist OP's who write one sentence and post two links so badly they quit
Dance puppets

clearly you must post pix you know, you can't be this much of an attention whore and not provide proof.

Lmao, bud, we literally hang out at /heem/'s meetups in Vegas with all the other guys every 6 months, sorry you never got the invite

honestly buddy blowing up the whole adan thing pretty much ruined the chances of you guys ever getting to see her now lol

>please pay attention to me

and then

we fucked

lol

>and then we fucked lol

My thoughts exactly, nice to throw him a bone once in a while though

>she doesn't exist

I understand user, you're just another scumbag on Sup Forums after all. :^)

you can believe what you want

tell yourself I care lol

>and then
>we
>fucked lol

>and then we fucked lol

>i care lol

you're the tryhard canafag who never leaves, you have no hot wife kek

i'm not going to stay up all night playing with you buddy
maybe later