ITT: We discuss legit ways to make money

ITT: We discuss legit ways to make money

>inb4: job, sell drugs, camwhore, suckdicks

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Gambling.

you start a mailing list and send everyone a dollar..
then you have everyone who wants to start getting dollars in the mail put your address on their list and they send you a dollar
eventually your name is on a lot of lists
you start getting mad dollars in the mail son

OP can't inb4.

Here are your options, faggot:
job, sell drugs, camwhore, suckdicks

sell camwhores.

Get a good job

If you're somebody with little to no shame, like me. Maybe consider becoming an escort. I did work as a gay male escort and made a shit ton of money. Some nights I'd make $2000. And this was just a casual job for when I needed cash. If I was to do it full time I'd be laughing all the way to the bank.

Keked and checked

Go on....

sell suckdicks

or you can sell jobs

you tell people you can get them a job for 15 dollars and hour but your are going to take 2 dollars out of their salary as a finders fee so they only make 13 dollars an hour.

i actually know someone who does this...

Weren't you worried about STDs?

Holy shit them dubs

witnesed

Holy shit them trips

Holy shit them TRIPS

go to vegas

look like a hot fuck boi

find drunk whales preferably married men

trick roll those faggots

when you get to the hotel room drop some eye drops into their drink

the right brand will make them fall asleep very quickly

take all their money and its on to the next

Open Out of control

I've invested $95 in CSGO stickers back in 2014. Today 2 stickers are worth $3650 and the other is $2000 which I can sell for real money on a csgo makretplace website (not the steam market).

OP here. Just some off the top of my head:

Adsense - either abusing a blog or a youtube channel or even a click ring to rack up adsense money

Apps - just spamming all those apps that pay ypu to review apps or watch trailers etc. I saw a video of a kid who had 21 cellphones and 2 laptops going everyday and was pulling $1000+ a month just on those fucking apps

Twitch

This shit intrigues me. Is anyone making a living thru shit like this? Like just farming the fuck out of diablo 3 for the conversion rate or something

Yeah. That's why it was only casual. The only thing I ever caught was syphilis, which was lucky considering I would bareback for guys. Older dudes would other me an extra couple of $100 just to bareback.
Usually I'd charge $200 an hour. This was when I was 18, good looking, twink athletic body type. Older guys loved that shit. Stil do it occasionally when I need the cash. Am a lot safer now though.

>2 years
>10000$

not that great tbh

>>graduated from college with media/marketing
>>made a strong portfolio
>>look for job for months
>>none in my city, too poor to move
>>steadily lower standards
>>no unemployment benefits
>>lights and gas turned off
>>about to be evicted
>>get a chance yesterday to do a "trial" work day as a bus boy at a restaurant, 1 job opening, 5 potential bus boys competing for same minimum wage 7AM job
>>everyone in my life telling me I need to see the positive
>>i want to die

Safer how?

you should have gotten a BA in Faggotry, sorry

Holy shit them TRIps

A 10000 percent roi over 2 years. You're retarded.
You would be lucky to get 10 percent roi in high risk high reward investments like stocks over that same period

Not him but I think he was thinking as a main source of money.

Of course though it wouldn't practical as a main source but it's a nice little surprise.

No I'm not making a living through this and I've never really looked to see if others are making a living through this.

Apps will earn you around 1 dollar per app each month, it's not a really great way to earn money. You'd need to bloat your phone with at least 20 of them and have 40 phones to get close to a 4 digit figure. I recommend also getting those bitcoin apps as well, while they won't earn you much there's plenty of them and one is released every month. if your phone has enough storage you'll be able to get $50-$100 on a single device each month. So if you invest into some cheap Android devices you could make a business out of that, and even self refer to earn more money. But it's too much of an investment and too slow. Might as well steal phones instead of buying them.

Safe sex. No drugs or alcohol.

>legit
>didn't mention not abusing benefits
just kidding, don't do that. you're a cunt if you do that

when i say legit i mean "it works" not "its legal"

Any thoughts on this shit?

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>sell dicks
>suck camwhores
>learn how to evaluate patterns and bet baseball

Work hard at school. Get a decent job.

I'm guessing you didn't do the latter, hence the get rich quick schemes.

YouTube + Twitch. Anyone trying this at the moment?

What he said. Get a decent job BUT make sure there's at least 3 positions above you at that job.

If there's no growth potential then a job is damn-near worthless.

No growth potential means you will work for the rest of your life making what you make currently plus some cost-of-living adjustments and that just sounds like pure shit.

No no no no...
Avoid anything in stocks that assumes "easy money". God damn you ppl are dumb

fuck i guess i gotta turn down that offer i got about the microsoft CEO position i guess...

You're absolutely right!

However, school was insanely expensive for classes that werent teaching me anything but merely having me go thru some process of regurgitating values and ideals rather then teaching me anything useful. All while waving that precious piece of paper that says "He did it, he actually spent 4 years paying us for this shit!"

Then you get into the field and your put into a position were no matter your ability to critically think or your willingness to do work you are paid slave labor wages to do your job, your bosses job and to take any blame for things you have no control of. Day in, day out. Wake up work sleep do it again. All so you can pay rent and bills and eat shitty food that you can hardly afford. At the end of the day you have no money or energy and youre stuck

Al the while, the nig nog down the street has 6 kids all with different fathers, so she gets a check which pays for her home, bills food and she has all the time in the world (cause she doenst take care of the kids) to drink smoke or whatever tricks on the side. Walking around with a new iphone and $60 nails complaining how she doesnt have a Lexus yet

Not myself, but I think you can earn around 600-1200 each month. My old neighbour was hired to play shitty mobile vidya, record it and put it on YouTube for 450 bucks per month. He's under a contract but if he went solo I think he'd earn much more, especially if he goes on twitch too. But he's still in college so I guess he won't risk a diploma for something this risky, there's no guarantee you'll be popular.

>using an extreme exception that applies

get a job

/thread

Oh man, im so glad you posted this. And so early in the thread too!

Become an entrepreneur. Open a garbage company. Get old truck go around houses handing out flyers saying that you'll pick up any amount of garbage for $150. People will start calling. Make about $1000 in 2 days. Laugh all the way to the bank. Hire more people make $2000-$3000 a day. Become a Jew. Retire.

learn to play poker

DONT YOU DIE ON ME!

what's the main difference between escort and gay escorts?

B8? Gay escorts have sex with their own gender, whereas normal ones have sex with the opposite gender.
>inb4 there's more than 2 genders

try selling you job, sucking drugs, or dick whoring.

summer as fuck

Funny how lazy dumb fucks always have the same excuse. Perhaps you just aren't as good as you think you are.

ok, lets go with this.

I am going to say that I am dumb and lazy and I have an over inflated view of my own self worth.

What now?

I'm waiting you insufferable cunt

Lol why don't you "market" yourself as the college educated busboy

Lol I was gonna try exactly that. It seems like the easiest way to make money, without much effort.

Read as many books on interesting subjects & do all the internet research on topics that will inspire, draw people in & expand their consciousness with said info and start a podcast.

Start with friends and interesting people in your community and you'll likely catch an audience and your operation may take off from there.

It's cheap and literally anyone can do it. Plus, you'll get better over time and hone your skills. Would be fulfilling, enjoyable, get to be your pwn boss, say whatever the fuck you want & make money.

Eye drops just give people the shits, it doesn't make them sleepy.