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how is the LA game so low scoring
zzzzzz

idk. Marked it down as a loss after the 6th

It's been ages since i last bet (wasn't even online) can you even have multiple redundant bets and be able to cash them in?

If I bet on Home to win with exact score of 2-1

I shouldn't be able to also bet on

under 3.5
over 0.5
over 1.5
over 2.5
even/odd
Home to score
Away to score
Home over 0.5
Home over 1.5
Away over 0.5
Away under 1.5

etc etc?

Usain Bolt may be out of the Olympics

Get in on Yohan Blake odds now

Just updated my spreadsheet after travelling

It was a nice surprise

Why not

REEEE Djokovic you fucking retard you're going to kill my accy ree

On tipster tube, Asian handicap with no numbers and only the team name is DNB right?

>adding 1.01odds to an accy

"no"

Alright lads whats THE wimbly bet tonight
Other than Bautista Agut sw of course

Morning lads. Fuming at Uruguay user.

Yeah

> the absolute state of this thread

This is what happens when Brits aren't running the place

>Fuming at Uruguay user.
why?

If you had to put your whole roll on a bet today, what bet would it be?

Italy to beat Germany once again.

Heidelberg to beat Northcote.

Guys I'm cold, need a cuddle.

M E L B O U R N E ?

yeah

W E S T ?

south

then go pay someone to cuddle you you rich cunt

I just want to cuddle under the blankets while i put my bets on :(

Venezuela -10.5 won mate

Oh, turns out it won. Lost my cheeky bet on -12.5

Sorry m8

Bautista-Agut - Tomic O3.5
Gasquet - Ramos-Vinolas O3.5
Pouille - Del Potro 0-3

There are some really obscure uruguay U19 second division matches in the skedge

Honestly I have no idea how they were priced

...

Daily reminder: wageslave life so so bad

brisbane strikers HT is a med

TT being so shit. Can't tip my worldie. 7/10 as well.

Please someone check which bookies are offering Isner-Tsonga to go O4.5

JUST

If this worldie comes in. Going /outshagging/ tonight

>If

Not a worldie then if you have your doubts

>Has never ever posted a worldie

V v strange man

I missed adding Kyrgios instead by about 30 seconds, fml

But I've learned my lesson

querry seems really interesting

Tipped him to win. Djoko is DUE. Serb cunt.

Tyrannical Janitors prevent Sup Forums from being a good board

Tinder posting NEEDS to be allowed.

Will our man Isner pull off the 0.3.5? Might put a big one in for the big man

4 matches vs Tsonga. 3 gone to last set tie breaks.

Come on Querrey. Need this so so much. 3 chances to win this. PLEASE. Need some /bet/ magic.

>tfw wageslave

Wat do

quit your job, borrow 50k and put it on red.

Nowhere will borrow me 50k

This, just make you have a revolver next to you in case it hits black.

They might be reluctant giving it to clinically retarded people

go ing L A R G E o n K a Y A

HT*

>unironically betting on tomic against quality player

do you enjoy throwing money down the shitter mate?

Morning lads

DAC after Belgium last night but made it all back after meme betting on total corners and Brazil rebacks after they went behind last night.

I need something sensible to bet on today though.

>Bautista Agut
>Quality

Italy to beat Germany

Already on Germany lad

Follow Romania's model then

HAHAHAHA banta!!!

Plzen HT @1.8

>thinking Djokovic isn't going to meme his way back in

TT says he's DUE

J-just kidding. Match stopped due to torrential downpour ;_;

bautista agut>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bernard tomic

>tfw wageking
>get up week days bright and early at 5am
>morning workout, breakfast, pack lunch
>be at work at by 5.55am, short commute
>operator level (re full klaus mode) forkliftin all day
>comfy side business straightening bent steel
>finish up by 2.30-4 depending on how much steel i want to deal with
>solid paycheck every fortnight
>mfw gambling strictly for pleasure

I seriously hope none of you slugs think you're ever going to beat the bookies at their own game
Remember work sets you free lids

Tennis Tipster SOSO based
Romanian guy SO SO Based

love these two

What to do

hows the trade market? I know there's a lot more construction jobs. How much do you get paid if you dont mind

It is only 8 bucks. Cash out. Price will only drop after HT.

This 2bh

Yeah. Being on the dole is actually really good but only for about 2 months. After a while having no job grinds you down, it's not even the money it's the fact it gets you up before 3pm and the social opportunities that go with it.

Also how the fuck are you ever going to get a £5k roll in the first place if you're a greasy NEET?

>bucks
I know our currency had dropped but it's still not as worthless as that disgusting as the dollar

trade (re labour) market is pretty good as far as i can tell
most builders are total dipshits so if you're halfway decent there's no shortage of work for the time being.
I'm on the lower end of the spectrum wage wise (clear about 700 a week) but idgas as I'm at a very sweet spot work/life balance wise

thats great to hear. One thing im proud about Australia is fair treatment of tradies and appreciation of them.

This is a very very strange post
PLEASE tell me what tip it was? I followed one of his and lost.

the math works uzbekistan u 2.5 bet. He was confident, with 8/10 units. Check his TT page

>math

Meant the tennis guy. Delpo Stan didn't go to a 1st set tie break.

Romania so so based.

>tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
this is the Romanian Guy

Cash out liddo.

I try to avoid bets like that, I think his stake was 2/10 so if you bet more than 15 dollars its foolish. People pay a lot of money for 65% accuracy and the fact Tennis Tipster and Romanian guy gives then for free is very generous.

I ignored 57 when it was in the 13th min at 2-0. Holding out for the pennies

this

baustista should win this for fucks sake

Rba
Tsonga
Kvitova
Bouchard
Friedsam

Whens the Sam Querrey/Steve Johnson double game coming? it was supposed to occur 3 days ago

You can probably get high aaccuracy just picking favorites all the time. Yield is much more important

By slowly working your way up

of cause, the Romanian guy has 108% yield, its pretty good yield

Ptl guy has had £500 on suwon blue wings game 2 or more goals at 1/3 shit odds like but I thought I'd tell you.

Hope his j leagues one come through later.

£20 --> £23

Literally making a quid a day, managed bankroll life so so -ve

gf has the flu pals

Bankrolling this

Only £27 more and you'll have enough to pay me that £50 you still owe

Model lookin so so good already. (With the exception of some of yesterdays Irish games for some reason). Other than that even correctly predicted 4/6 draws and a 2.62 and 3.5 SW winner. 13/17 so far.