/éire/

Snack box slag ed.

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weebs OUT

acceptable edition

Good post.

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fish finger'd fanny ed

Can you imagine the raw sexual energy emanating from a hungry Sersh? She sees you walking home with a takeaway curry cheese chip. Her mouth salivates with each bite you take until she's visibly drooling. Suddenly she can't contain herself and waddles towards you. She grabs the box out your hands and wolfs them down, often forgetting to chew. Before you can even comprehend what's happened she's already finished, and wanting more. She tries sucking the curry stained on her jumper but it's not enough. Then she looks at you. Her eyes fixed on your curry cheese covered fingers. She grabs your hands with full force and starts licking them sensually. Her eyes are flickering and she's already moaning. Before long she can't even stand anymore. She falls to her knees, still keeping a deathgrip on those delicious fingers of yours. You try to break free but she's too strong. You're also afraid if she falls over her colossal weight will crush your legs to powder. Suddenly you're being dragged down. Before long she's stuck your hand down into her leggings and you can feel her moist warm interior. At this point this is happening whether you want it or not so you decide to go along with it. Her hairy cunt makes you itch but you don't care. She makes no effort to hide her pleasure. Surely people inside their homes are now listening to sound of Saoirse Ronan orgasming on the street. She's so loud she drowns out the music being played in the nearby underage disco. Her crotch is soaking wet and it's clear her body can't take much more. She lets out one final joyous roar and collapses on the footpath. You wipe your hand on her jumper and give it a sniff. Still smells of curry cheese chips.

have a shnackbox downstairs but I had one earlier

should I eat it?

If you're hungry ye.

Thirsty but I already had two cuppa teas earlier

Should I have another

I've been feasting on bbq pringles and roasted peanuts.

not particularly

f you're thirsty ye.

It's about a wee boy who tames a giant bird/goat momnster and attempts to find his way back home to his village. It's got a dark souls vibe to it.
I don't think I've got to that bit yet. Just found the other Trico and got knocked off the cliff

Is this Irish Anzu

mate of mine fingered her outside an eirtakon in carlow

>Just found the other Trico
whoa m8, you're way past me, I'm barely an hour in, but I stopped since I got stuck and I don't want to look up a walkthrough and spoil it.

Essentially.

I'd believe it.

Weeb girls are all disgust-

>Dick without balls on a nice feminine body looks so much cleaner and attractive than any man could be.
What you're saying is true, but I think it needs to be put in context.

To get the most from your pornography, you should be attracted to/aroused by as many of the elements as possible. In that context, if you're straight and watching vanilla porn, you are only being turned on by 50% (maximum) of the content being portrayed.

Whereas with a futa fucking a girl in a similarly vanilla scenario, that percentage can be as high as 90%.

ANIME OUT

essential anti anime reading

Love Live a shit.

decided on the snackbox

Fake titted whore.

Don't worry, it wasn't a major spoiler.

All idolshit a shit

>pic
Pretty disturbing desu

(You) a shit.

(You) too.

But muh pure 765s!

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nope, just THICC

Why is every lad wearing these things now?

youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
Funny thing is, it's 100% true.

it was the first image I clicked on in my random folder

>thread's all weebshit

I'll have you know there's some ebin posting going on on Sup Forums.

Someone got trip-dubs on the sticky saying Harrison Ford is next to die.

And there's an ebin thread of black humour.

>Shilling your own thread

Sounds like you live near an infestation of knackers and scumbags.

what fucking planet are you from where you think that is THICC. you absolute poof.

ALSO:;, Being a chubby chaser is NOT ok and """'thicc""""""""" is fat acceptance

weeb posters are the worst

Nope, every youngfella I see has at least one

I have a jacket just like this. It's comfy af

Agreed. Fuckers should drink bleach

Agreed, you should ask the janny to ban us all.

>all these animefags
thought i was in /cum/ aha
*closes tab*

Not mine.

>being a weeb
>ignoring lightning-in-a-bottle of original jokes and top-class situational puns

There's a very fine line between fat and thick, but the line exists nonetheless.

Are you 100% sure they're not all scobes? Because those sort are the only people I see wearing such jackets.

why do you post here? only other animefags respond to you

go to Sup Forums or something we're sickf= you, you aren't irish

Is it warm or what? Been thinking about buying one but I was afraid that its more of a fashion thing

>Animefags drive away Swissyank
APLOGIZE

You're a knacker from Strabane though

>Animefags drive away Swissyank
The heroes of our time.

They're fairly warm, but mine isn't very waterproof.

aye but once you get with a """"thicc""""""" girl she will fatten up like a balloon. its a scientific fact mind you.

t. davido-kun

Why are your typing skills beyond god-awful?

>that one "Irish" "person" who posts in /brit/
>those "Irish" "people" who post animaye
>those "irish" "people" who reply to the belgian

finished the snackbox

feel like a fatty, gonna do a big shite and then might walk it off

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Most just seem like ordinary young lads mate. Don't be so quick to judge people based on what they wear

>those "Irish people" who can't handle the bants

Literally my first post in this thread, awae back tae Britain ya wee scrote.

Animefags humour is LITERALLY yank tier

>Walk it off

See you a few hours lad

RIP CARMINE

>aye but once you get with a """"thicc""""""" girl she will fatten up like a balloon. its a scientific fact mind you.
You sound like you're speaking from experience.

/brit/ is garbage though

alri

haven't seen a belgian here yet

dropped her, but this doesn't change the fact that its a SCIENTIFIC FACT.

better than this, first time posting in this shit general and you're all convinced im someone else.

This runt splinter general needs to be purged

Why aren't you posting in /cum/?

>but once you get with a """"thicc""""""" girl she will fatten up like a balloon. its a scientific fact mind you.
Fortunately that doesn't happen in 2D.

do you speak romansh?
and i must admit that /éire/ is one of the best generals on this god forsaken website

He masquerades as Swiss Irish. Be on the lookout.

I know it is. Doesn't mean you shouldn't fuck off back there you little shitebag.

>one of the best generals on this god forsaken website
You called?

>dropped her

/cum/ has more animefags than this, only ever post in /brit/ to begin with.
nonce
nah

>Don't be so quick to judge people based on what they wear
I'm not. In fact, I'm dong the exact opposite; I'm judging the jackets based on the people who wear them.

>he doesn't speak romansh
it's swissyank no doubt

I wish frogweeb would come and reign in the other weebs.

never heard of him, can i get a summary of who he is to catch me up to speed.

thanks xx

Oh christ, you're that fucker that lives in France, aren't you? I forgot that you have a problem with literally everything

Why should I?
I'm contributing well and all you can do is tell me to go away because of images I post, petty attitude.

if you said that to my face I would hook you across the chin

Contributing bollocks except autistic observations from your sheltered little shithole. Fuck off.

an american lat who tends to "muh heritage" about being swiss but doesn't speak a word romansh
many people here dislike him for one reason or another

You know you've lost hard when all you can do is fling meaningless insults.

>I'm contributing well
You're doing nothing you little child.

And what are you doing then?

Fuck all except getting upset as far as I can tell.

>I'm contributing well
Any sort of contribution to this general is a bad one

Want swissyank to tell us about his thicc gf desu.

>Getting shinsplints again.

Fuck sake lads I hate them. Why can't be like the US with running tracks everywhere?

>muh heritage swiss
why? "swiss" is a meme

Animefags are a cancer that's always affected /éire/ sadly.

They go through periods of growth and decline. And sadly these days they're endemic.

They honestly believe they are good posters. It's terrifying to think people like this live in a little bubble amongst themselves, when they are in fact the utter worst posters, ever. I will go so far as to say the swissyank, the nordie and the luxembourg cunt are better posters than all the anime posters put together. And I don't use these words lightly.

Weebs. Out. Go form /éireanimeshit/ and we'll all laugh at how terrible it is when only anime fags post.

would love to meet up with all the weeb posters here and kick the absolute shite out of them
guarantee I could take every one of them at once

>swissyank
>gf
stalking a negress hardly counts as having a gf

kay, I'm still gonna post anyway

obviously theres more to it than this is there a wordpress or something where i can read about his adventures like you can for ribena?

should I start running/jogging lads?

concerned I'll look like an autist but I've always liked running

>Why can't be like the US with running tracks everywhere?
iktf

All true lads

do you not have tracks at every school? or level sidewalks? sounds grim.

I'm so scared of a knacker who threatens people on an anonymous imageboard.