You're having an orgy with every sexual partner you've ever had. Could you handle it...

You're having an orgy with every sexual partner you've ever had. Could you handle it? Give number of partners and your reasoning

looks like I'm spending another night alone wanking

>number of partners
5
>could you handle
Eh, I'd probably bust a nut pretty quick considering I'd have 5 chicks slurping my dick

0

No because of crippling depression and loneliness

4

And it would suck.

It'd just be me slamming Danielle balls deep in her asshole while the other two felt inferior because they couldn't throat as good as Danielle and their blowjobs always made me go soft, and the fourth one was a physically abusive maniac with an inferiority complex, so she would just be smashing dishes and burning all of our clothes the whole time.

Do hookers count?

If not 5....oh those adult book store visits...make that 17.

If hookers count around 80ish, wouldn't doubt closer to 100. I had a two hookers a week habit at one point.

1

Yep. It would be fucking great

If we're counting nonpenetration but still sexual contact partners, 2, and I would force myself to last a while because they're both pretty hot imo.

If not, then 1 (current gf) and I would be able to last a while easily.

3 partners and it would suck
One was a fat bitch who became a feminazi
One is my wife which isn't a big deal
But the last is my wife's ex friend who wanted me. Decent fuck awesome squirter
Yeah there would be lots of yelling....

wouldnt mind watching my wife getting dp'd

If hooker count then around 30, so I'd probably face death by Snu Snu. 7 women otherwise and, honestly, the one I'm sleeping with right now would get all the attention. Best sex/head hands down, I love older women.

>so she would just be smashing dishes and burning our clothes the whole time

fucking lost so hard

Could I handle it?
>Sitting at the edge of my bed, alone, thinking about my life.
I wouldn't last 10 minutes before an hero

18
>I'd probably give up half way through, by choice. Wouldn't want to fuck some of them ever again.

>MFW true story

No, could not handle. Would be kill. Just north of 400... now if it were a select 10, then yes and it would be glorious.

>17

would be neat.

hell ya I could, I would be jacking off alone, I do that all the time anyways

Sauce?

31

since a couple of those were bi, I'm pretty sure it would be a fun night or two

This

>Yeah there would be lots of yelling....

fucking kekd

for real? had yo dick sucked in a book sto?

always wanted to try

No because I would end up crying like the pussyfaggot I am

>one

No, the emotional conflict of making love to her again would probably cripple my mind.

1, guess it's not much of an orgy but I could definitely handle it at least

Yeah mostly by men, but at this places greatest days there would be a c- woman in there and a line of guys to get head and duck her. Me and my cousin waited for like an hour, her husband was watching through a drilled hole. She gave head and then you fucked her.

8

1 fat bitch that a friend of mine (who who fucked me in middle school) who wanted me to tag team then 6 guys from CL pounding away at my boipucci. Still dont think id last though. 2 of those guys would could turn me in to shaking mess just between them.

11 and don't think i could. some of them were quite a bit older and required lots of focus and attention giving me enough to do for an entire day and night anyways but the thought is jokes i've got to admit

You've never been concerned about being jumped or something of similar calibre?

I imagine free bj's at a random place especially if you have to wait would just be odd as hell.

12-14, in increasing attractiveness so I think the original ones can sit off to the side haha

>Could you handle it?
>19
lol no way its scarey just to think about. plus I wouldnt actually even want to see some of them ever again
if I could pick a few tho......mmmmm

No, all the friends of girlfriends that i swore i never fucked or never got blown by, and those girlfriends, in the same room.

The orgy would be a blood bath.

7
It wouldn't go well. 4 of them were one night stands and would be fun. 1 of them was a fuck buddy who gave me chlamydia, she's the sluttiest, and would be trying to Hoard my dick against my wishes. (She pressured me to have sex when I didn't want to quite a lot)
And the last 2 were both long term gfs who hate each other with a passion I cannot describe. They'd both just murder all the other girls than duel each other to death from their jelous and over possessive nature.
Yeah, orgy would last 5 seconds before the mass murder and mortal combat breaks out.

There's a lot more kids here than I expected....

4, 1 female and 3 males (yes Im a faget)

That would not work, because I dont like two of them and one is propably asexual or I just suck in bed.

Oh and i have no idea how many women ive fucked, i didnt keep track. Im 35, and its been a lot. Ive got every hpv known to mankind thanks to my 20s.

21 years old, fucked 38 people. 37 were without a condom.

It would be a shitshow

Ending was the first thing that's made me lose it in months

You win the thread.

5
It'd be okay
I'd probably be railing the shit out of Sarah just to piss Serena off because she was always a jealous bitch
Rebecca is a landwhale these days and my last ex caught tumblr and decided she was a dude so idk about that shit

7 I think it would be a bloodbath

Jesus, it would be weird as fuck.

>slutty filipino girl that smells bad
>slutty bi sexual afghan girl who wanted to suck on my nipples
>and fucking my first cousin

sounds like a real porno right there

Do they look how they did when I porked them or do they look how they do now? If the latter, one has been dead for 4 years so... That's gonna be a real turd in the proverbial punch bowl. I'm still down.

Woah. your blood must be 60% aids

Filth

>rebecca is a landwhale these days
Are you me?

u fucking whore

>4 girls I've fucked 3 have small tits one even had a reduction from a c to a b
>like big titties
>worst orgy ever

I'll stick with my current gf she got DD'S plus the reason I broke up with my last one was because she sucked in bed

>~10
>fuck yes
>because I'm a beast

No, it was always very clear that if you paid 5 bucks to walk around looking to do a straight gay act that we were all on the same missing, but you are right it could of happened when my pants were getting spit roasted in the open, could of taken my stuff and ran.

It was just oddly quiet in line, like waiting for the restroom.

I had my cell phone stolen once or twice by hookers. Fuck it get a new one.

Perhaps user
Do you have a habit of attracting emotionally needy, unstable women who inevitably use you for either money or emotional support?

drunk as fuck one night stand and all cows look the same in the dark, but okay, where's your Rebecca from?

warrington uk

oh, mines from the US, so I guess not. Pretty funny though.

she gave great head, accidentally came inside her with a broken condom, scariest shit of my life cause she's christian, but she said she'd get a morning after pill.

6. Absolutely not I would be dead.

Julie is the sluttiest and she would probably be the most eager, Colleen would be interested but she might be more interested in playing with the other girls for a bit. Sadly neither of them would be the most attractive girls in the group but they have the skills and initiative to make up for it quite well.

Charlene (my ex gf of 3 years) and Yee (fwb of 2 months) would be werded the fuck out since both were highly inexperienced (gf was virgin and Yee is a teenager) and would likely not participate unless some weird ass /r9k/ Orgy Mind Control is involved. This is the worst part since those two are the ones I would want to have sex with the most if it was a 3 way or one on one since they are easily the most attractive ones, though not exactly the most skilled (but the tried at least, Yee more so, man i miss her).

Vivian is unlikely to be happy to see me again since she was a one night stand and I broke her heart pretty hardcore. The final girl, Cindy, was underage when we fucked and it was disappointing for all involved so her presence and real age would elicit a major case of "what the fuck user" from everyone else and probably kill the mood.

Also, every single one of them is Asian. So after all that i am not sure i would walk out of that room alive. But if i could just cherrypick my Ex and Yee i would be happy with that since i would likely end up focusing on them anyway.

Considering its around 60+? I may have fucked slightly more chicks than average but that doesn't make me a sex machine. Chances are id cum once after about 30-45min, maybe twice then wanna go play with my guns or vidya. That's like Tl;dr nah probably not

No. Lost count around hi dubs or low trips. Many of them I ain't proud of and I would hate to see them fuck each other.

> Number of partners
2

> Number of partners who would actually participate
1, maybe 2

> Ability to handle it
Depends heavily on how stressed I am. Which right now I'm fucking stressed as fuck, thus I don't want any human interaction, so no.

>Sarah
>Serena

Are you me?

3 people and I don't think it would go over to well. I've been with three people one guy and two girls. My wife would flip if she found out about the guy and wouldn't be down for playing with him or the other girl. The guy I want nothing to do with anymore, and the other girl, I think she would be down for the orgy.

The real question is who is the girl in this picture and does more of her exist

Three girls. Two are crazy, and one is my cousin. Crazy number one would be taking it deep in her ass while my cousin ate her snatch because she's a dirty whore. Crazy 2 would be in the corner cutting herself and crying.

How do you have the time?
And why would you want to fuck 400 girls.
Fuck that

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING NORMALFAGS

Like 10 it'd be weird because I've slept with like, 5 hotties and 5 not-so-hotties.

Either way I've gotten fat so banging attractive girls again would be nice.

I think 15ish? I would be fine I think, but I would definitely spend more time on the Iraqi girl that preferred anal. Or my best friend since her husband doesn't care

One.

Yeah. Think I could handle it since I already did three times this week.

Looks like the typical night for me: jack off and disappoint myself to sleep.

Awful. I would be fucking 3 and a half dead bodies all night.

She gave terrible head
But otherwise cool for u

1
I'd die after 5 minutes like usual

I can only remember 7 girls ive ever had sex with
I am almost positve it was 8 but I can't for the life of me remember who

To answer the question: No I can barely last 5 minutes with my gf let alone 7 or 8 girls

29 chicks...

sometimes i imagine 29 people in a room and then realize that I've banged a lot of women. I'm almost 30 tho so

Put that husband in a "My wife's son" situation user, do it.